.
VR
Magouirk



Limbus Patrum (Coven)

Vampire Rave member for 17 years.

Status:  Exasperater (20.41)
Rank:  Member
Honor 0    [ Give / Take ]
Affiliation:  Limbus Patrum (Coven)
Account Type:  Regular
Gender:  Male
Birthdate:  ?
Age:  ANCIENT
Location: 

Anniston, AL





Bite Magouirk

Stalk Magouirk


Quote:

I wouldn't miss this for a chance with God's balls and a nutcracker.


23 year old college student that recently joined the military to help kill my rising debt. Leave next Wednesday, see you all in October.




Amazing how things change since coming back. Turned 24, met some great people and had a helluva lot of fun. Should have had Airborne in my contract dammit. Part of the Military Police so can't wait to see how much shit I catch from my fellow soldiers for that one. :)

Rarely watch television anymore so I spend most of my free time studying, working out, listening to music and hanging out with my friends. Majoring in math and history and deciding whether I want to work as a teacher or an accountant.




Am a gamer and use the Xbox 360. Gamertag is scuzzmunky. Add me to your friends or hit me up for a game.




Height: 6'1"
Weight: 194 lbs.
Hair: Dark Brown/Black (And I miss it being down to my abdomen everyday.)
Beard: Red, Brown and Black
Eyes: Brown



Enjoy listening to anything with a good groove; but, I mainly listen to metal, industrial, techno and jazz.

Favorite Bands:
Sevendust
Pantera
Lacuna Coil
Black Label Society
Metallica
Opeth
Thelonious Monk
Suicidal Tendencies
KMFDM
Ministry
Machine Head
Nightwish
Down
C.O.C
Otep
Dropkick Murphys
John Coltrane
Beyon-D-Lusion
The Gathering
Anthrax
Slayer
Six Feet Under
Unsane
Mastodon
Megadeth
White and Rob Zombie
Within Temptation
The Birthday Massacre
MSI
Evanescense



When it comes to comedy, all I need are my cds of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Bill "Is this the part where you mention the pussy eating bit?" Hicks. Sucks that Carlin's the only one still putting out new material.



To chedipe:

I was visited by an angel of the cherubim class. I was told to sell my bible for meth and coke. I asked why and was told that all would be understood in time.

So I sold my bible for the drugs and truly beheld the miraculous. The amount was copious and I ached as I carried the stash back to my house. The angel had finished the meth and was in the process of snorting a line the length of my leg.

I asked," When I am going to understand all?"

Suddenly the angel lept at me, knocking me to the floor. The next thing I knew it hovered above me, defecating directly on my head.

Later, when I awoke, I realized to knock someone unconscious, angels must truly be full of shit.



I became a fan of comics back in '00 thanks to "Deadpool", "Preacher" and "Transmetropolitan". Since then I've read various mainstream and indy comics. It was Jennie Breeden's "The Devil's Panties" that linked me here. TDP and "Ghastly's Ghastly Comic" are my two favorite internet comics. Sadly Ghastly ended and drunk and bitter Jesus has gotten even worse.

Am an anime and manga nerd. Started with seeing Vampire Hunter D back on Sci Fi in 96, I've been hooked ever since. Samurai Deeper Kyo is my favorite series currently, but please by all that's (un)holy avoid that anime. It will cause your intestines to start going insane and you will be stuck on the toilet for hours. It's a crime against humanity how poor that series was.

The additional pictures are an excerpt of "Ghastly's Ghastly Comic". Main characters are Aryan Jesus, Chick Boy, Drunk and Bitter Jesus and Jihad Jesus. The destruction of Chick's mind due to having sex with a transexual or hermaphrodite (can't really remember right now) is just beautiful.

Heh had to get rid of the pictures since they violated the rules.




Favorite Movies
300
Full Metal Jacket
Hackers
V For Vendetta
They Died With Their Boots On
Reservoir Dogs
Pulp Fiction
Death Proof
Enemy At The Gates
Leon
Casino Royale
El Mariachi
Desperado
Shaolin Soccer
The Running Man
Predator
A Better Tomorrow
The Ring
Banlieu 13
Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior
Highlander films
American Psycho
Rules of Attraction
PCU
Alice in Wonderland
Labyrinth
Interview With A Vampire
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Total Recall
Rocky II and IV
Equilibrium
Die Hard
Do The Right Thing
Newsies
Samurai X
School Ties
Glory Daze
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Great White Hope
The Tuskegee Airmen
Soul of the Game
Eight Men Out
Rocky Horror Picture Show

T.V. shows
Dexter is quite possibly the greatest show I've ever seen.
In Living Color
Highlander
Married With Children
South Park
The Simpsons
Metalocalypse
Babylon 5
The Outer Limits
Titus
Rescue Me
The Job
The Shield
Star Trek Deep Space Nine
Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
Real Time with Bill Maher
Naruto
The Today Show
Angel
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Brimstone
Rurouni Kenshin
Forever Knight
La Femme Nikita
Strange Frequency (Such an underappreciated show)
Stargate SG1
Farscape




Love sports and can't understand why free-style and greco-roman wrestling haven't gotten over with America. Hopefully the UFC will help change that.

Baseball:
Atlanta Braves
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox

Football:
Atlanta Falcons
Pittsburgh Steelers

Hockey:
Atlanta Thrashers
Calgary Flames

UFC:
Randy Couture
Mirko CroCop
Chuck Liddell
Michael Bisping
Forrest Griffen
Quinton Jackson

Pride:
Josh Barnett
Takanori Gomi

Favorite Fighter of all time:
Sudo "Batshit Insane" Genki


Member Since: Mar 29, 2007
Last Login: Jan 23, 2008
Times Viewed: 3,622



Times Rated:309
Rating:8.816

Rate this profile

 LOW HIGH 
 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Optional comment:





Cadrewolf2
Cadrewolf2
23:43
Dec 18, 2023
Real vampires love Vampire Rave.
Witchykitten
Witchykitten
20:24
Sep 02, 2023
MistressofChains
MistressofChains
11:42
Jan 20, 2023

10


[ All Comments ]


COMPANY
REQUEST HELP
CONTACT US
SITEMAP
REPORT A BUG
UPDATES
LEGAL
TERMS OF SERVICE
PRIVACY POLICY
DMCA POLICY
REAL VAMPIRES LOVE VAMPIRE RAVE
© 2004 - 2024 Vampire Rave
All Rights Reserved.
Vampire Rave is a member of 
Page generated in 0.113 seconds.
X
Username:

Password:
I agree to Vampire Rave's Privacy Policy.
I agree to Vampire Rave's Terms of Service.
I agree to Vampire Rave's DMCA Policy.
I agree to Vampire Rave's use of Cookies.
•  SIGN UP •  GET PASSWORD •  GET USERNAME  •
X