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Meska

Vampire Rave member for 15 years.

Status:	Elemental (77.20)
Rank:	Member
Honor:	0 [ Give / Take ]
Affiliation:	Limbus Patrum (Coven)
Account Type:	Regular
Gender:	Female
Birthdate:	?
Age:	ANCIENT
Location:	Ocean Springs

Websites
http://www.myspace.com/dolphynpod
http://www.cupid.com
http://www.wwe.com
http://www.clovenhands.com/webcomics/uiu-01

Quote:
I dont have a Spirit of fear i give fear out i dont take it in

Here are some things about me:
Name: Jonnie
Married: Yes
Sex: as much as i can
Hobbies: writing, VR, sex, reading
favorite music: i like all except RAP
favorite song: Honestly by Stryper and Broken by Seether

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I WILL SURVIVE
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

PROUD MISSISSIPPIAN
1. You can properly pronounce Kosciusko, Ackerman, Gautier and Belzoni.

2. You think people who complain about the heat in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they have sacks and buggies.

6. You've seen people wear overalls at funerals.

7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

8. You measure distance in minutes. (It's about 5 minutes down the road)

9. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

13. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch Dressing.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

18. You actually get these jokes and are 'fixin' ' to send them to your friends.

19. You have used your heater and air-conditioner in the same day!

Finally: You are 100% Mississippian if you have ever had this conversation:

20. 'You wanna coke?' 'Yeah.' 'What kind?' 'Dr Pepper.'

DEAD HUBBY

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

Member Since:	Sep 09, 2006
Last Login:	Mar 18, 2010
Times Viewed:	14,222

Times Rated:	1,013
Rating:	9.641

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ThanaNight
03:48
Sep 25, 2021

7es-WTktdd-Bjh

captainglobehead

captainglobehead
03:02
Sep 05, 2021

Very pleased to meet you, Jonnie. Feel free to drop by or write any time.We're open all night...10...

NikkiAidyn
18:37
Jul 21, 2021

As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul…

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You have been visited & rated by Arch Sire NikkiAidyn....

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