NAILBUNNEY'S Kick Ass Page
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
I wrote all this before so this is basically a shorter version of what was an impeccable intro to what will be an impeccable endeavor into my trips. Trips of mostly Tetrahydrocannabinol (marijuana) and other hard drugs. The drug life is a crazy thing really. not only will I trip you with that but with hard drugs too O_O ooo hard stuff. also my philosophy and such in hopes that whomever reads this page will become that much more knowledgeable for reading. tooting my own horn. my shit fucking rocks all socks off. whether you hate it or love it. Take some time to light one up sit back and try not to get distracted. Well thats the short version of my badass intro paragraph I had before. Dueces for now.
ok now im just pissed that big ass informative paragraph is gone so here just take my old shit to appease your rating needs duece
SORRY TO ALL MY READERS MY PROFILE HAS BEEN STRETCHED TO SHIT FOR THE LONGEST TIME BUT ALL THAT IS BEHIND US NOW THE HEALING CAN BEGIN...NOW READ YOU WHELP!
READ MY PROFILE OR ILL DIE!!!!! (O)_(O)
hello this is my profile i hope you feel welcome. until i can figure out how to get stuff up there i suppose this will have to do. i hope the rewording of my quote will be more to ones liking,.
id add more but i still dont know how come on people im giving you all the bones i know how. i thank you all for your warm and welcoming greetings message me and ill be sure to talk with you oh and any advice as to how to add stuff would be much obliged. like its been said im very new.
here is the more you have all been waiting for. i am 6 foot, blue/green/grey eyes, i now have dark brown/black hair. im very fun to be around if you get to know many other words im very shy. (doesnt mean you shouldnt bite me or what not. well there you go people more next week if you all behave.
i got the XBOX 360 saturday before it came out because i won at everytenminutes.com. it is very fun to play and is most enjoyable ;}
[red/black/red/ = Hexadecimal value [0-9,A-F]
FF = 255 [white]
00 = 0 [black]
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
a man walked up to me in the bathroom one time and i had just finished peeing and said only two shakes. you know what i did? yah thats right i turned to him and i said thank you tinkle fairy and walked away.
its joke time yay JOKES!!!! ok a man walks into a bar with a girraffe and he starts to walk out and the bartender says to him oye u cant leave that lieing here and the man turns around and says its not a lion its a girraffe. wasnt that hilarious. i thought so too. if u want more jokes just ask ^_^.
would if when we die we actually live like were dead right now and start living then. woooooah
ok i know what your all thinkin holy mother of shit thats a lot of quizes, and i know but it was a dark time in my life. it started with one quiz and the rest was history. im glad to say i am in recovery now so any support would be nice. (QUIZES MOVED TO JOURNAL!!!!!!!)
ok people your thinkin who the hell is this guy, well no your not because you'll probably see all of the quizes i took and be like fuck this im not reading it so by the time you get to the rating you'll be like fuck this shit is stupid i mean look at this guy he cant even use punctuation let alone stop taking quizzes what a whore well i say to you that are still reading on this profile bravo bravo you've read my profile this far why dont you continue to read it dont you just love the stuff i write about its just magnificent lovely extraordinary wowzer and yet i havent told you anything noteworthy about myself so i say stop reading and kick the shit out of me and all will be better the love to hate me will spread fast if you tell your friends now you may be wondering why im taking time to really care what youre thinking about me even though you dont even know who the hell i am i mean look at this guy hes just blabbering on and still no goddamn info about himself isnt that the point hes trying to get across here like come on i want to know about this guy ok i made that last part up ^_^ but come on you know you wanna know about this who doesnt by now your probably thinking what an asshole hes still just writing shit about nothing but i say your the asshole for reading it well i guess that isnt very nice to say nope ive been bad brb... ok the pain is over (damn) i have repented for my sin of hurting you back to the important things me typing of course if your still reading this ask yourself why am i listening to this and ill tell you why (yes i am in your head O_o) its because you cant stop reading it ive got you caught up in a web of lies well technically there wasnt anything in there worth lieing about so yah i guess i didnt lie and besides i dont lie i fib so were all good there and basically ive just contradicted myself and i love it now for those of you who are gonna send me hate messages like bullshit man i hated that your so fucking stupid i tell you this you've just read this and in doing so are bullshit yourself doesnt make much sense i know but i dont have to oooo i love paradox's there so wonderful i hope to become a paradox someday its a dream along with drinking mineral water shooting a propane tank now come on thats good stuff im talking one of them huge ass tanks *BOOM* everybody will love it mostly me but mmm tasted good oh there was one other thing but i forgot so too bad for you oh wait i forgot you dont car about reading this in which case i should have just stopped a long time ago but owell im not typing this to benefit you nor me im typing this to benefit you (yes it makes perfect sense) tonight when everyones asleep frustration cuts to deep like talking to the machine its only for tonight sorry i felt like singing (lalala) if you havent noticed my absence of punctuation then you either failed English your whole life (or just werent there thus making you fail) or your just to into my letters ThE LEtTerS CoNTRol YOu thus making you pretty awesome for reading this although you dreaded it since i wrote so much (whiny voice) come on people you read books right you read e-mails those are all smaller than this rubbish (thats right i called my writing rubbish) you can take a whole 5 minutes out of your oh so busy life to read this but by the time you get here youve given up in which case you didnt get any smarter nor did you learn anything about me which in a sense is what these profiles are about am i right or what well anyways you bore me now so im gonna go be bored elsewhere which to you may make completely no sense since your possibly conceded and are all OMG no he didnt just call me boring well im like OMFG your not the one to be boring your just he one to read this im entertaining yes folks this is entertainment goodbye
why do people insist on being close minded? ill tell you why. its because its easier to just except the ideas that u believe you dont have to think hard. thats why ill say it once and ill say it again always be open to new ideas, and if u say youre not close minded then that is a contradiction in itself because thats not opening up to the idea of u being close minded. point proven goodnight farewell all the stuff you know the drill get down and give me 50 LEMONS!!!
ok people lets get real here do you actually think you'll get this far to read this?!
i bet you hate me and if you dont ill make you hate me just so i win the bet, but winning isnt everything is it?! IS IT!!!!!! KEINE LUST!!!!!!!
well boys and girls i hope you have enjoyed this profile thus far this is more nonsense rambling and i still dont think you'll learn much from this but you'll keep on reading wont you? is it because u love me? or just that u want to finish what you've started either way ill keep on writing and you will keep on reading unless you want me to die in which case u had better stop reading right now. and if youre like hahaha i stopped reading so youd die well to bad i have control of ur mnd already since u read this far to even see that so nyah gyah boo. i dont know either just go with it. i am ryan hear me roar *roar* see i roar no u heard u cant see a roar. www.bobandgeorge.com (random comic strip website) well ill lbe... what? thats it no more for you undeserving monkeys oh i shouldnt say that it might degrade monkeys.
moooooo u like that im like a kitty cat arent i?! ARENT I!?!?!?!?! DAMNIT IM TALKING TO YOU YAH YOU LISTEN TO ME AND FEAR MY WRATH OH LOOK AT ME IM THE PERSON READING THIS I WONT FEAR YOUR WRATH YOURE A LOSER I GO MY OWN WAY I DO WHAT I WANT TO DO AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE BULLSHIT THIS BULLSHIT THAT MOOO. WELL GUESS WHAT I SAY THIS TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINK IM STUPID FOR SAYING AND THE IGNORANT WHICH IS EVERYONE CONFORM TO NON-CONFORMITY THATS WHAT NON-CONFORMISTS DO SOO YOU GOT BITCH SLAPPED AND FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT TRY GUESS WHAT YOUR TRYING NOT TO TRY SO STOP TRYING TO NOT TRY BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ARE, AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE IM WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW o_o RIGHT NOW... YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE? PEOPLE WHO SAY YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE. WE ARE ON THE RUN FROM OUR GREATEST FANTASIES BECAUSE OUR GREATEST FANTASIES ARE WHAT WE FEAR THE MOST! DO NOT DENY ME FOR REMEMBER I AM ALL POWERFUL. SHOPPING FOR CAR INSURANCE ONLINE IS FUN!!!!!!!! THE GEICO SITE DOESN'T HAVE THE gECKo DOING THE ROBOT O_O THAT PISSES ME OFF. THAT IS ALL YOU WORTHLESS AND WEAK GET. please leave a message after the beep. hello this is ryan's answering machine what are you? (BOOP)............................HAHA I GOT YOU THAT WASNT A BEEP DUMMY (BEEP) SEE YOUR SO DUMB HAHA UR MISSING UR MESSAGE TIME AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE I WANT HATE MESSAGES IVE ONLY EVER GOTTEN ONE............................................................................................
this needs to start with a WTF because wtf is up with the whole taking a picture of urself in a mirror if ur to embarrassed to have someone take a picture of you then why wouldnt you be too embarrassed to post it. grrrrrrrrr cakadoodledoo
ok this night is pissing me off and i have no idea why... oh yeah NOT EVERYONE LIVES IN HELL GODDAMNIT ALL I MEAN COME ON YOUD ALL KNOW EACH OTHER I HATE MYSELF IM SOOO EMO IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW OR SOMTHING I DUNNO ILL DO WHATEVER I WANT SO STFU GOD ARENT I RUDE AND USING SWEAR WORDS INAPROPRIATLY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
well for those of you noteworthy or how you say faithful readers how are you? well i take this part of my time to say that because i care for you in a way that people don't. you see they care more for you. get the picture. maybe i shouldnt say that you might like it too much. and then you'll be like well im gonna give you a one or just to try and spite me you will give me a 10. 10's a number did you know that. i figured that out when i was 2½ years old. comfortably numb. slowly slip away form it all thatstheanswer. forget like its not there. HAHA SARDONIC!!!! why the hell was i born? why were you born. oh i know to pick on or discuss people behind there backs. you can say you would say it right to there face but would you really? don't give me any bullshit. well this is obviously getting nowhere which is somewhere so it is a good thing and a bad thing. do not deny me. questioning god is blasphemous and im sure everyone does at one point or time (for those of you who believe in such a being) no matter how little a question it may be YOU ARE QUESTIONING GOD!!! believe it or not folks. you know all this is really getting me nowhere and just making my profile longer and more boring to read so you'll skip over it like no im not reading that. like i said up above why are you still reading this and ive explained that so right now im just being monotonous. owell you love to read me. oh your not reading me you say? well you are for you are because i say you are. im bored thus the typing stupid things this isnt even a good how you say "rant" its totally and utterly a stupid thing to type all of this. well im gonna go now.
Me:I will make this land pure, and by pure i mean no more ignorance...
Friend: but for that you would have to destroy everyone.
Me: i know ;} Mehehehe
Friend: O_o *scootches away*
some bands i like:
Nine Inch Nails
Rage Against The Machine
Razed In Black
Stone Temple Pilots
Type O Negative
Jack Off Jill
American Head Charge
The Apex Theory
Professional Murder Music
40 Below Summer
All That Remains
Cradle Of Filth
Dry Kill Logic
System Of A Down
London After Midnight
Velvet Acid Christ
Queens Of The Stone Age
Mad At Gravity
Seven & The Sun
Theory Of A Deadman
Black Label Society
As I Lay Dying
My Chemical Romance
Creedence Clearwater Revival
The Crystal Method
Alice In Chains
Front Line Assembly
Living In Question
Be Your Own Pet
those were some of my top favorites, but theres plenty more plenty plenty more
ok I should date these huh cause it has been at least 2 years since I last wrote here on meh profile >_> i know i know to my ffans i am deeply sorry i should have been more faithful in my writing.... wait who am i writing to i have no fans HA! i can still make me chuckle O_o gah i am in college now attending it for a degree in graphic design best part about it is wait nothing there is no good part about it and i am out of a job since i was a house painter and well its wet cold and about to snow so painting season is sadly over so i need to get another job FAST cause i need to pay for gas and i only have about enough to cover about 4 more weeks >_< going 40 miles to school and back guzzles my gas since i fricken commute!! oh hey shit i just actually told you something about myself HOLY GOD IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED I am losing it slowly but surely owell it had to happen didn't it.
well shit i said i should start dating these but you know that takes time and effort effort being the key as to why i am not doing it wait there really isnt much effort aside from the fact that i would have to think of what day it is then i would groan and be like damn this has to be done or that does and then the rest of my day would be shitty and you dont want that do you DO YOU yah i thought not so i made some soup today new england clam chowder to be exact and i took a little bite and damn was it hot nearly burned meh mouth to the point where itd be sore for a while but it didnt and i was very thankful hey.....hey you....yah you reading me......DO YOU LIKE SOUP yah i wouldnt believe any answer you gave me anyway :P:P:P:P:P:P:P *takes some more soup* mmm pleasant some like it hot some like it cold some like it in the pot 9 days old oooo ooo ooo what pisses me off well not so much pisses me off than mildly irritates me is when there is a song that everyone knows "in general you nitwit" like take that accursed song that never end some peopl sing it this is the song that never ends which of course sounds the best but others sing it this is the song that doesnt end which just sounds silly and stupid now this is fact not opinion mind you if you think about it my opinion is fact so no questions to say otherwise cause to me your opinions are not fact if you do not understand my logic then you are dumb go into the closet and dont come out till your found since we are playing find the smart person youll never be found so you will die and your corpse will slowly start to decay till someone remembers you are in there and is like oh shit that has got to be a bit smelly if you ask me and they dispose of the body and such blah blah i think you get my drift well maybe you have to be smart to do that wow that whole go to to the closet thing was relatively childsih and did not sound the least bit crafty in my wording mmmilk *eats soup* *sip* I AHVE FISSUREITIS what that is is i have no idea well i think i will end it here for now i still seem to need a bit more juice to get flowing moose piss and such good day
so I was looking online the other day for something worse than depression but could not find anything so i decided to define worse than depression as a picture of me plain and simple fuck fuck fuckity fuck mother fucker
Happy less and joylessness is what it is yo it's how we ro.
I do not want to be here I do not want to be there do not want to be anywhere. Death comes like a soft whisper in my dreams. woe is me. your life sucks my life blows. just leave me alone I am thinking of leaving, going on a journey far away from anything or anyone, when I don't know the sooner the better, for I do not want to be here more than I do not want to be there. Life is so very fair don't you think.horrible rhymes, feeble minds nobody makes sense of anything just live there long repetitive lives going nowhere and fast. we all leave sooner than later for sooner than later is whenever it happens duh, now quit reading give your best friend or someone you care a lot about a great big hug and tell them how much you care, it will make them feel better. now I write this nonsense out of boredom? maybe. hate, disgust, anger, sadness, carelessness, despair? maybe. who's to really say what's what. why is this being written ask your self why am I reading this group of sentences all strung together making no sense what so ever. they are just words, words with meaning? I don't know you tell me, you give them meaning not I, I have my own. can you comprehend can you understand. fuck if I know, now Kick Rocks cockroaches.
yah i fucking hate getting stamped in my rated/comment place its so.... un-fulfilling there is no life in it no extra jazz that makes the person feel special its just dumb
oo look i am in this group coven thing yay! let's stamp the hell out of some poor little innocent bunney's page and piss em off!!!!
NO! I will not return the favor of stamping your damn page, you stamping whore. actually read my profile or at least pretend to look at it before you rate and stamp then go onto the next person.
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