I AM AN IMPLANT IN BOONEVILLE, ARKANSAS, FROM FRESNO, CALIFORNIA. TALK ABOUT A FUCKING CULTURE SHOCK. IT WOULD BE OKAY IF THEY FUCKING DROVE BUGGIES AROUND HERE BUT INSTEAD, ALL THESE CORNFED, REDNECK, CHICKENSHIT, SON OF A BITCHES ARE STILL SUCKING ON MOMMAS TITTY MILKING IT FOR EVERY SINGLE-WIDE TRAILOR SHE'S GOT. FUCK THAT!
BOONEVILLE'S POPULATION IS 4,117. THERE ARE OVER 23 BIG ASS CHURCHES IN THIS TOWN AND ALL THE ATTENDEES ARE FUCKING CRAZY! DON'T ADD ME THINKING THAT YOU CAN SOMEHOW CONVERT ME BECAUSE THE BOTTOM LINE IS: I CAN SHOOT QUICKER THAN YOU CAN CONVERT.
IF YOU ADDED ME BECAUSE YOU SAW MY PICTURE AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST LET ME MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR YOU: I DO NOT HUNT, FISH, OR CHEW ON A DAILY BASIS. I DO NOT DRIVE A BIG TRUCK, WEAR WRANGLERS, A COWBOY HAT OR PLAY THE BANJO, THEREFORE, WE HAVE NOT A FUCKING THING IN COMMON. SO GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN: THOSE THAT GO TO CHURCH AND THOSE THAT DO DRUGS. SEEING HOW I DON'T DO EITHER, I HAVE VERY FEW FRIENDS.
I DO NOT LIKE HYPOCRITES, REDNECKS, ANAL RETENTIVE FUCKWAD ASS PIPING SHITHEADS, AND THOSE THAT BELIEVE THEIR SHIT DOES NOT STINK!
I DO NOT WANT MESSAGES CONTAINING DRAMA AND THE "HE SAID, SHE SAID" BULLSHIT. I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS WHY PETER AND PAUL FUCKED BILLY UP THE ASS WITH A GERBIL, NOR DO I CARE HOW IT WAS DONE. NOT MY CUP OF TEA, NOT MY BUSINESS, AND NOT OF ANY INTEREST TO ME.
EMO ASS RETARDS CAN DIE. "I HATE MY LIFE!", "I WANNA KILL MYSELF!", "NOBODY LOVES ME!". YEAH, NOBODY DOES YOU WHINY STALE TURD, SO GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!
My youngest boy, Joseph
My oldest boy, Eddy
MY OTHER TWO CHILDREN
I am the founder of Arklahoma Paranormal Research Team. I am a 2* Georgian Trad Witch. I am a writer. I have been playing the drums on and off since I was 16 and I have been playing the guitar for 23 years now. I do NOT play lollipop, bubblegum, punkrock girly girl shit. I play the kind of stuff that throws you to the ground and makes you whine like a little bitch. I do not like the color pink. I do not get my nails done. I am not a redneck. I hate country music. I hate people that give directions by cows, ponds, and trees. Fucked up cars are cool. I am cool. If you do not agree, you can kiss my ass. I am here to please no one but myself. I am 35 years of age with two sons. I am single and currently looking for someone sane, intelligent, funny, honest, drug free and non-judgemental with the same sort of sarcastic attitude as myself, but also knows when to tone it down.
And one more thing: HAVE SOME MANNERS. IF YOU SEND ME DISTURBING MESSAGES, I WILL POST THEM ON MY PROFILE FOR ALL TO SEE. SO THINK TWICE.
I love the Mata Hari
Now that we have that out of the way I would like to tell you a bit about my interests. So let's get started.
My interests are many and this just scratches the surface.
Voudou, Makandal, Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Bathory, Manly P Hall, Anton LaVey, Aleister Crowley, Zingua, Christina Trivulzio, Sergeant Bertrand, Giuseppe Alessandro, Tipu Sahib, King John of Ethiopia, Jezzar Pasha, Dutty Boukman, Gilles Garnier, Vincent Verzeni, Justinian and Theodora, Marquis de Sade, Tiberius, Nero, Caligula, Heliogabalus, Francois Duvalier (Papa Doc), Peter Kurten, Zu Shenatir, Jean-Jacques Dessalines, Abdul-Hamid II, Paranormal Investigations, The Red Peanut Butter on Planet 9, 4th Dimension, Thelema, Satanism, Doc Holliday, Wyatt Earp, The Renaissance, Cemetaries, Death, Serial Killers, Cannibals, Cults, Psychiatric Illnesses, Self-Discipline, Self-Sufficiency, Free Speech, Free Thought, Deism, Theism, Alien Theories, Military Cover-ups, Abductions, Buddhism, Taoism, Martial Arts, Fire, Violins, Guitars, Writing, Reading, Poetry, War, Bellydancing, Exotic Clothes, Indian Cuisine, Cloning, Psychology, Knowledge
Music Flavors:
Native American Tribal music, Roots , Blues, Bathory, Venom,
Carcass , Entombed, Tristania, Satyricon, Fintroll, The Project Hate, Samael, Assemblage 23, Wumpscut, VNV Nation, Ataraxia, Anceint Gallery, Frontline Assembly, KDC, Clan of Xymox, Heavy Water Factory, Xorcist.
Movies:
Pi
A Clockwork Orange
The Wicker Man (original)
Television:
I prefer to stay away from the regular hum drum television of society since it is all infected with hypocrisy and lies, not to mention the fact that it doesn't have enough male nudity for my taste.
Literature:
Anything of an alternative religion, or vampires, serial killers, death and dying, philosophy, psychology, english literature, any type of poetry, criminal investigations, Russian History, etc.
Other:
I have a few notable ancestors; Grimbaidus Gambadudus, a Norman gentleman and kinsman of William de Warrane, Earl of Surrey (William the Conqueror) is regarded as the forefather of the Bacon family; came to England in 1066 with the Norman invaders and obtained grants of land near Holt, County Norfolk. His son, Randulph (or Reynolds) is supposed to have adopted as his name Ralph de Bacons-Thorpe (perhaps from Bechuns Thorp meaning Beechtree village). His son, George Bacon of Baconsthrope, County Norfolk, gave to his sister Agnes all the family estates in Normandy. Some authorities insist it was the grandson Roger, and not Randulph, who first assumed the surname Bacon. It is believed that Grimbaidus is a direct descendant of William the Conqueror, King William I of England. The origin of the name is a matter of conjecture. Some say it derived from the Anglo-Saxon word "bacan", meaning "to bake" and others trace it to "baccen", which was "beech tree" in Anglo-Saxon. Still other authorities insist that long before the Conquest of England by Duke William, Bacon was the name of a seigniory in Normandy.
Roger Bacon, an English mathemetician.
Sir Nicholas Bacon, Lord Keeper of the Great Seal.
Francis Bacon (son of Sir Nicholas Bacon) who was a famous Philosopher and 1° V. St. Albans.
And my great great grandfather Nathan Hughey, a worldwide fiddle champion back in the day.
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