Ladies and gentlemen.
Greetings and welcome to my humble brain, it is indeed an exquisite pleasure seeing you here.
Let us begin with the introductions, shall we?
My birthname is Klaus Graadal Vikgren, my blood is half Danish and half Swedish.
I am like many others, just a man - not a vampyre, not a werewolf, not a magickal faith healer, not the reincarnation of Tutankhamun - I am just a man, and I could not be anything else but happy about that.
I have had my wishes granted and my dreams crushed.
But to me, life is a wonderful gift no matter what happens during your journey.
I feel that I rest peacefully within myself.
Certainly, I shan't lie, I have my moments and off-days. Dont we all?
I have an interest in sports, music, art, food, clothes, wine, tobacco, sales and in being properly mannered.
But dont worry about the last of my interests, I can assure you that I am not well-mannered enough to become boring company.
I love adventures and consider myself to be very adventurous.
I do not believe in anything supernatural, even though I know many of you on this site do.
So therefore I ask sincerely; do not try to convince me of your genuineness or faith.
Please respect this, I have other (and by my own standards) more important endeavours to attend to.
I am not interested in listening to people preaching about their distorted understanding of reality.
If you are offended by this request, know that I do not care.
Not even the slightest.
If you insist on proving to me and the world that you have genuine powers, please accept the following challange; http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html
Now remember, if you indeed do have provable supernatural powers you will win a 1 mil. $ prize!
If you win, I shall be all ears.
If not, dont even bother trying.
That said, I am a very vivid and merry persona. I enjoy talking to intelligent and creative people with something on their mind.
So please, if you feel like it, message me.
And yes, I did say message - no bitey bitey.
I prefer a conversation starter and rarely respond to a bite - how are you supposed to respond to something like that anyway?
Call me oldschool but I like it if it has a little personality to it.
Best Regards, R.
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