Tchort's Profile at Vampire Rave.

Alright then. Let's get down to business. My name is Rob, I'm 31 years old, and I live in Louisiana. That's all you need to know. Kidding. Seriously though, let's get more into the slightly in depth part of me.

I am a Satanist, and if you have a problem with that you can kiss my ass. I have a tendancy to be very upfront with things, so don't come to me if you expect something to be sugar coated, otherwise I'll tell you you're talking to the wrong person. I'm not a very sociable human being, infact I tend to keep mostly to myself, with the exception of a few close friends, including the love of my life, my girlfriend. Some of you may know her on here, or have seen her, as Sadara. If you get the chance, and haven't yet, please drop by her profile.

The 9 Satanic Statements:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I do write, poetry and lyrics. I am the lyracist for a band called Totenbett, visit our myspace at : www.myspace.com/totenbett
If you wish to check out my writings you can either check out my myspace at : www.myspace.com/hailsatanhailrobert or hope that I write something in my journal eventually.

Music :

Mayhem
Opath
Cryptopsy
Acheron
Society 1
Death In June
The Doors
Queen
The Quintessentials
Rose Macdowall
Etc...

Movies:

I have a fondness for b movies like Susperia, almost anything by Fulci and various movies that fall under "so bad they're good" category.

Television:

The Simpsons, Dexter, Rome(RIP)...believe it or not, I don't watch porn with the exception of Club Satan: the Witch's Sabbath. I believe in minimal tv exposure due to the fact that it sucks out your brain through a twisty straw

Books:

Tolkien's Middle Earth books, Harry Potter, The Narnia Series, any good graphic novels Anne Rice, Laurel K Hamilton, Lavey, Neitzche. Sun Tzu, various other philosophers and lately, Darkly Dreaming Dexter and The Inheritance Trilogy.

My protector:

As a parting note I'd like to thank my lovely girlfriend for configuring my profile for me.

Member Since:	Aug 12, 2009
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