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Dear user hear my warning please

To message me shall be a thing you never wish you did

I lurk beyond the shadows and there I will remain

Unless you message me on here

And then you will be fair game

Keep the light a shinning

Never turn it off

For if you do

Your breath will be your last and final goodnight


There was a crooked man and he had a crooked smile
He had a crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
He had a crooked cat and a crooked little mouse,
They all lived together in a crooked little house.

Well this crooked little man and his crooked little smile
He took his crooked sixpence and he walked a crooked mile.
He bought some crooked nails and a crooked little bat
and he tried to fix his roof with a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat

Now this cooked little man and his crooked cat and mouse
They all lived together in the crooked little house
It has a crooked door and a crooked little latch
It has a crooked roof with a crooked little patch