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Before I even tell you my name, I'm going to give you a warning. I'm a sarcastic bastard, and few people can get along with me. I won't appologize if I hurt your feelings with words. It's just how I am. I don't care about your opinion, either. My opinion is the only one that matters to me.

I go by Makk with nearly everyone, because few people are worthy enough to know my full name. I don't have many friends, and I don't mind. I prefer being alone than stuck in a group of obnoxious people that can't shut their traps for ten minutes, because they just have to talk about that awesome new song they heard yesterday! It sickens me, really. I prefer classical music over today's 'music'. I know how to use grammar, too! Whoah! I guess that makes me weird, huh? Too bad. I really don't know how to write this thing without being a total ass, so I'm just going to stop while I'm ahead, eh?