| About you - 500 |
| [Section 1 - Basics] |
| Name:: | David |
| Age:: | do you care? |
| Gender:: | male |
| Height:: | tall enough |
| Weight:: | thinner then you |
| Ring size:: | normal? |
| Pants size:: | depends |
| Shirt size:: | depends |
| Shoe size:: | big |
| Piercings:: | nope |
| Tatoos:: | "hell was full so i came back" (upper back), upside down pentagram (left shoulder) |
| Hair color:: | black (naturally brown) |
| Hair length:: | shoulder |
| Eye color:: | brown |
| Zodiac sign:: | leo |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | i forget |
| Body type/size:: | average? |
| Birthday:: | some day |
| Birthplace:: | New York City |
| Place now:: | Lyon, France |
| Race/ethnicity:: | eurasian |
| School and grade/year:: | who told you i was in shcool? |
| Natural hair color:: | brown |
| GPA:: | wtf |
| Blood type:: | bite me to know |
| Hobbies:: | stalking you |
| I.Q.:: | higher then yours, asshole |
| Do you excercise:: | yeah |
| Are you healthy:: | healthy enough |
| Fun?:: | are you? |
| Serious?:: | sure |
| Sarcastic?:: | yeah |
| Funny?:: | knock knock, *whos there*, go fuck yourself!! |
| Cute?:: | are you? |
| Pretty?:: | take a look asshole |
| Good-looking?:: | better tell me now before i blow your brains out |
| Beautiful?:: | just...fuck off...ok? |
| Optimistic?:: | im gonna die... |
| Smart?:: | DuUuUuUuUuUuHhHhHhH |
| Oppinionated?:: | yes! i mean...no, i mean yes, i mean...arf fuck it |
| Outgoing?:: | sure |
| Shy?:: | a little |
| Unique?:: | unlike you |
| Sweet?:: | not to you |
| Hyper?:: | when i need to |
| Talkative?:: | sure |
| Creative?:: | creative enough |
| Imaginative?:: | how do you think those heads on the wall got there? |
| Gloomy?:: | i wanna die... |
| Happy?:: | take a guess, looser |
| Depressed?:: | gimme a gun!!!!! |
| Silly?:: | why dont you go die? |
| Loud?:: | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
| Quiet?:: | depends |
| Dependant?:: | dont leave me alone!! |
| Loyal?:: | *stabs you in the back* |
| Truthful?:: | cant you see im god? |
| Clever?:: | 2x2=.........13? |
| Confident?:: | sure |
| Annoying?:: | i can be |
| Artistic?:: | sure |
| Musical?:: | why do you think people pay me to go on stage? |
| Poetic?:: | roses are reddish, violets are blueish, if it wasnt for jesus, we'd all be jewish |
| Charming?:: | are you rich? |
| Wise?:: | always listen tou your heart before you die, for the wrong prayer may land you in the wrong place |
| Special?:: | who isn't? |
| Magickal?:: | wtf |
| Sensitive?:: | not with you |
| Lustful?:: | oh yeah |
| Sexy?:: | more then you |
| Horny?:: | depends |
| Loving?:: | i can be |
| Lazy?:: | ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZzzz... |
| Stylish?:: | check out my pic |
| Normal?:: | POnbyuvgcvIUTFCITYCYFckgvYcytcYtckHCkcyfCTDXtdxgf |
| Psycho?:: | KiLl!!!!!MuSt KiLl PeOpLe O.o |
| Goofy?:: | bloo? |
| Brave?:: | sure... |
| [Section 2 - This or that about you] |
| Righty/lefty/either:: | righty |
| Glasses/contacts/none:: | none |
| Punk/goth/prep/thug/??:: | goth |
| Innie/outie:: | innie |
| Tan/pale/average/??:: | average |
| Freckles/none:: | no |
| [Section 3 - Family] |
| Mom's name:: | Agnes |
| Dad's name:: | Steven |
| Siblings/their names/their ages:: | No siblings |
| Dead family members:: | none of your busyness |
| Do you live with your siblings?:: | no |
| Parents married/divorced/neither?:: | divorced |
| Parents together/separated/dating/none?:: | who cares ya? |
| Do you have any stepparents?:: | no |
| Ex-stepparents?:: | no |
| Do you have any children of your own?:: | no |
| If so, what are their names and ages? If not, do you want any?:: | maybe |
| [Section 4 - Favorites] |
| Color:: | black, deep purple, dark blue |
| Food:: | asian |
| Drink:: | tequilla!!!! |
| Candy:: | those blue sour strip things |
| Flavor:: | i don know... |
| Movie:: | sin city |
| Band:: | burzum |
| Show:: | i dont watch tv |
| Game:: | burnout |
| Element:: | water |
| Music type:: | black metal, grindcore, thrash, heavy, anything loud |
| Actor:: | mickey Rourke (before) |
| Actress:: | |
| Month:: | october |
| Season:: | winter/fall |
| Holiday:: | christmas |
| Shampoo/conditioner:: | anything that works |
| Song:: | Ten Thousand Fists (Disturbed) |
| Number:: | 8 |
| Phrase:: | just...don't...touch me! |
| Word:: | shit? |
| Magazine:: | i dont read magazines |
| Restaurant:: | anywhere good |
| Sport:: | manhunt? yeah! |
| Animal:: | snake |
| Language:: | japanese |
| Girl's name:: | Faustine, Julia, Clarice |
| Boy's name:: | Varg, Tristan |
| Flower:: | lilliums |
| Country:: | japan |
| Weather:: | cold but sunny |
| Person:: | wtf |
| [Section 5 - Sex] |
| Sexual orientation:: | straight |
| Are you a virgin?:: | hell no |
| Do you like to have sex?:: | oh yeah |
| Do you like to have oral sex?:: | who doesnt? |
| Do you like to have anal sex?:: | whatever |
| Do you like to give more or get more?:: | both |
| Do you usually give more or get more?:: | both |
| Does size matter?:: | you bet |
| Do you like to kiss?:: | yeah |
| French kiss?:: | sure |
| Make out?:: | sure |
| Favorite position:: | anything O.o |
| Are you more dominant?:: | depends |
| Or more submissive?:: | depends |
| Are you more sadistic?:: | not really |
| Or more masochistic?:: | not really |
| Do you like to use toys?:: | no |
| Cuffs?:: | no |
| Bondage?:: | no |
| Wax?:: | no |
| Clothes pins/ clamps?:: | no |
| Chains?:: | no |
| Gags?:: | no |
| Collars?:: | no |
| Leashes?:: | no |
| Whips?:: | no |
| Paddles?:: | no |
| Other things?:: | no damn it |
| Do you look at porn?:: | not really |
| Do you masturbate?:: | do you really wanna know? |
| [Section 6 - Friends] |
| Would you consider yourself a good friend?: | sure |
| Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:: | a few good friends |
| Who is your best friend?:: | ahah!! |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | more then you |
| How many good friends would you say you had?:: | enough |
| Are you a good friend?:: | sure |
| Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:: | yes |
| Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:: | no, because i told them first |
| Do you tend to be more outgoing or shy?:: | both |
| Do you consider yourself to be better than your friends?:: | no |
| Do you consider you and your friends to be better than everyone else?:: | no |
| Do you think your friends ever get tired of you?:: | maybe |
| Do you ever get tired of your friends?:: | some of them |
| Do you like to make new friends?:: | sure |
| Do you talk a lot?:: | not really |
| Are you nervous when you talk to people?:: | no |
| Do you ever say your someone's friend just to make them feel good?:: | no |
| Do you ever lie about who your friends are?:: | no |
| Do you ever play people as friends to make yourself look good?:: | no |
| [Section 7 - Love] |
| Do you believe in love?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?:: | sure... |
| What is love?:: | if you dont know it for yourself, get the fuxk out of my way |
| Have you ever been love?:: | yes |
| Are you now?:: | yes |
| Have you ever told someone you loved them?:: | yes |
| If so, were you telling the truth? If not, would you?: | yes |
| Are you married/divorced/neither?:: | no |
| Are you with someone/single/dating/none?:: | with someone |
| Do you believe in soulmates?:: | sure |
| Could you ever fall in love with someone of a different religion?:: | of course |
| Different ethnicity?:: | yeah |
| Same gender?:: | no |
| Different political views?:: | sure |
| Do you love certain material possesions?:: | sure |
| Certain hobbies?:: | why is this in the "love" section? |
| Your friends?:: | some of them |
| Your family?:: | no |
| Yourself?:: | no |
| Do you have a crush?:: | no |
| Do you date people just because of how they look?:: | no |
| Do you care how people look?:: | a little |
| Would you date someone who was sweet even if they weren't good-looking?:: | maybe |
| Would you date someone hott even if they were assholes?:: | you bet! |
| Would you date someone who was nice to you but asshole to others?:: | i dont think so |
| Would you date someone for their money?: | sure |
| Would you use someone?:: | no |
| Have you used someone?:: | no |
| Have you dated someone just for their money?:: | not yet |
| Have you ever dated someone who was sweet but weren't good-loo: | no |
| Have you ever dated someone who was hott even though they were an asshole?:: | no |
| Have you ever dated someone who was nice to you but an asshole to others?:: | not that i know of |
| Would you ever date someone because you were desperate?:: | no |
| Have you?:: | no |
| Would you ever date someone for sexual reasons?:: | sure |
| Have you?:: | no |
| Would you ever have an internet bf/gf?:: | no |
| Have you?:: | no |
| [Section 8 - Politics and such] |
| Are you a democrat?:: | yes |
| Or a republican?:: | no |
| Or independent?:: | no |
| How do you feel about abortion?:: | you girls choose |
| Gay marriage?:: | sure |
| Smoking?:: | not in my fucking face |
| Marijuana?:: | mmmmmmm......poooooooot..... |
| Drugs?:: | oh yeah |
| Illegal immigrants?:: | if they were aloud, they wouldnt be illegal |
| Premarital sex?:: | sure |
| Porn?:: | not for kids toooo young |
| Alcohol?:: | oh yeah baby |
| Racism?:: | no |
| Whores/prostitution?:: | not really |
| Cloning?:: | i want one of those>< /td> |
| Suicide?:: | who can stop me? |
| Death penalty?:: | would you rather rot in jail? |
| Religion in government?:: | no, religion is a free belief |
| Our president?:: | bush? fuck him |
| Downloading music?:: | i do it, so fuck yeah |
| Burning CDs?:: | yeah |
| Welfare?:: | sure |
| Animal testing?:: | no |
| Gambling?:: | sure |
| School uniforms?:: | fuck no |
| One nation, under God?:: | no |
| [Section 9 - Religious beliefs] |
| What religion do you practice?:: | satanism |
| Have you ever practiced a religion besides the one you practice now?:: | yes |
| Has someone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:: | yes |
| Has someone ever tried to force you to practice another religion?:: | yes |
| Do you go/have you been to religious gatherings?:: | yes |
| What religion are your parents?:: | none |
| Do your parents care if you practice the same religion as them or not?:: | no |
| Do they know what religion you practice?:: | do i even care? |
| Are you open about your beliefs?:: | not to everyone |
| Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to look cool?:: | no, just to stay alive |
| Do you believe a superior being exists/ existed and created life?:: | no |
| One God?:: | no |
| Many Gods?:: | no |
| Does God(s) have a gender?:: | whatever |
| Male/female/neither?:: | whatever |
| No God?:: | yes |
| Heaven/Hell?:: | hell |
| Jesus?:: | no |
| Angels/demons?:: | sort of |
| Spirits?:: | no |
| Ghosts?:: | a little |
| Reincarnation?:: | sure |
| The trinity?:: | no |
| Miracles?:: | no |
| Aliens?:: | wtf |
| Magick?:: | no |
| Witchcraft?:: | no |
| Tarot?:: | no, just for fun |
| Psychics?:: | no |
| Vampires/werewolves/other?:: | sure |
| Prayer?:: | yes |
| Rituals?:: | yes |
| Love?:: | yes |
| Fate?:: | yes |
| Predestination?:: | sort of |
| Horoscopes?:: | not really |
| Astrology?:: | no |
| Superstitions?:: | sure |
| Luck?:: | no |
| Telepathy?:: | no |
| Energies?:: | no |
| Familiars?:: | a little |
| Sacred animals?:: | whatever |
| Animals are superior, inferior or equal to humans?:: | equal |
| Initiation ceremonies?:: | oh fuck that shit |
| Night and day differ for a religious reason?:: | no, thats the way things are |
| Ethnicity making someone superior/inferior to others?:: | no |
| Does your religion forbid anything?:: | not that i know of |
| Do you dress certain ways to express your religion?:: | sure |
| Do other people assume what religion you practice by what you wear?:: | maybe |
| Are humans/animals naturally good/evil/neutral/depends?:: | depends |
| Do you meditate/fast/chant/other?:: | sometimes |
| Do you believe/agree with everything about your religion?:: | no |
| Do you believe you're right and no one elses religion matters?:: | no, everybody is free |
| Do you ever doubt your religion or religious beliefs?:: | no |
| Do you believe in yourself?:: | thats what its about |
| Are you open to other religions?:: | yes |
| Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:: | no |
| Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:: | no |
| Do you even believe in anything?:: | do you? |
| Are you interested in learning about other religions?:: | sure |
| [Section 10 - Animals] |
| Do you have any pets?:: | dog |
| If so what are they? If not, do you want any?:: | golden retriever |
| What kind of pet would you like to have?:: | snake |
| What is your favorite color on animals?:: | yellowish, gold |
| Do you believe people should keep pets?:: | if they want |
| Should all animals be free?:: | not all of them |
| Do you enjoy animals?:: | yes |
| Do you like taking care of animals?:: | sort of |
| Do you animals keep you company?:: | sure |
| Do you kill animals?:: | no |
| Do you hunt?:: | no |
| Do you hate animals?:: | no |
| Do you think animals have feelings?:: | yes |
| Do you like small/big/all/no animals?:: | all, mostly big |
| Do you think animals are treated poorly?:: | some are |
| Do you wish you could change the way people act towards animals?:: | sure, though wtf can i do ab it? |
| [Section 11 - This or that] |
| Big/small:: | average? |
| Cat/dog:: | dog |
| Black/white:: | black |
| Coffee/tea:: | tea |
| Pepsi/coke:: | coke |
| Soda/other:: | soda |
| Wine/beer:: | wine |
| Pulp/none:: | pulp |
| Scary/comedy:: | scary |
| Books/magazines:: | books |
| Noise/silence:: | noise |
| Winter/summer:: | winter |
| Autumn/spring:: | autumn |
| Summer/spring:: | spring |
| Winter/autumn:: | wonter |
| Night/day:: | night |
| Hugs/kisses:: | kisses |
| Life/death:: | death |
| TV/movie:: | movie |
| TV/book:: | book |
| Fruits/vegetables:: | fruits |
| Meat/vegetables:: | meat |
| Cigarettes/alcohol:: | alcohol |
| Cold/hot:: | cold |
| Normal/different:: | different |
| Male/female:: | both |
| School/none:: | none |
| Red/blue:: | red |
| Smart/fun:: | both |
| Love/hate:: | both |
| Salt/sugar:: | sugar |
| Chocolate/vanilla:: | vanilla |
| Evil/good:: | evil |
| Clean/dirty:: | clean |
| Angel/demon:: | demon |
| Sunrise/sunset:: | sunset |
| Punk/goth:: | goth |
| Punk/prep:: | punk |
| Goth/prep:: | goth |
| Truth/lies:: | lies |
| Citrus/tasteless:: | citrus |
| Cake/cookies:: | cookies |
| Sun/moon:: | moon |
| Rain/snow:: | snow |
| Piercings/none:: | none |
| Short/long hair:: | long hair |
| Brand name/couldn't care less:: | couldnt care less |
| Pool/ocean:: | ocean |
| Pen/pencil:: | pencil |
| Sports/none:: | sports |
| Wet/dry:: | wet |
| Bath/shower:: | bath |
| Fireworks/glowsticks:: | fireworks |
| Lick/bite:: | bite |
| Naked/clothed:: | naked (hehe) |
| Internet/phone:: | internet |
| [Section 12 - Education] |
| Do you go to school?:: | no |
| Have you gone to school?:: | yes |
| What's your level of education?:: | higher then yours mutherfucker |
| Do you like school?:: | sort of |
| Learning?:: | not that much |
| Have you ever been homeschooled?:: | no |
| Would you rather be homeschooled?:: | no |
| Would you rather go to public or private school?:: | private, unfortunatly money isnt always here |
| Have you ever skipped school?:: | yes |
| Faked sickness to get out of school?:: | yes |
| Been suspended?:: | yes |
| Expelled?:: | almost |
| In detention?:: | yes |
| What's your favorite subject?:: | history |
| Least favorite?:: | math |
| Your schedule, block/periods/neither?:: | i forgot by now |
| What are your grades generally like?:: | who cares |
| Do you have many classes with your friends?:: | you mean had right? |
| What classes do you want to take?:: | ... |
| [Section 13 - What makes you] |
| Happy?:: | people i love |
| Sad?:: | people i love |
| Laugh?:: | funny stuff |
| Dance?:: | music |
| Sing?:: | music |
| Horny?:: | sex (duuh) |
| Scared?:: | stressful noises |
| Look good?:: | music |
| Feel good?:: | people i love, music |
| Feel bad?:: | preps, young children dying |
| Cry?:: | people i love |
| Jealous?:: | im not jealous |
| Envious?:: | money, love |
| Scream?:: | ? |
| Angry?:: | you |
| Smile?:: | music |
| Blush?:: | people i love |
| Sleepy?:: | this survey |
| Excited?:: | stuff |
| Nervous?:: | stress |
| Hungry?:: | not eating? |
| Thirsty?:: | not drinking? |
| Feel lonely?:: | being alone |
| Sick?:: | viruses |
| Mean?:: | you |
| Want a hug?:: | people i love |
| Want a kiss?:: | people i love |
| Bored?:: | you |
| Crazy?:: | ugvUvuofUTFITFYcyitcyfFCFXXfckVHBibiBiob |
| Feel strong?:: | hitting you |
| Feel important?:: | being important |
| Quit?:: | you |
| [Section 14 - 1-10 Rating, How important is/are] |
| Friends:: | 9 |
| Family:: | 3 |
| Music:: | 8 |
| Love:: | 9 |
| Happiness:: | 5 |
| People:: | 6 |
| Silence:: | 10 |
| Animals:: | 8 |
| Education:: | 7 |
| Religion:: | 5 |
| Life:: | 2 |
| Medication:: | 5 |
| Food:: | 6 |
| Sleep:: | 6 |
| Health:: | 7 |
| Wealth:: | 5 |
| Nature:: | 8 |
| Shopping:: | 5 |
| Fun:: | 6 |
| Comfort:: | 8 |
| Water:: | 7 |
| Sex:: | 8 |
| Clothes:: | 7 |
| Alcohol:: | 6 |
| Cigarettes:: | 0 |
| Computer:: | 4 |
| Phone:: | 4 |
| [Section 15 - Have you ever] |
| Went skinny dipping?:: | do you care? |
| Done drugs?:: | yes |
| Drank alcohol?:: | yes |
| Played strip poker?:: | yes |
| Climbed a tree?:: | yes |
| Fallen from a tree?:: | yes |
| Bungee jumped?:: | yes |
| Been to Disneyland/world?:: | yes |
| Been stung by a bee?:: | yes |
| Pierced yourself?:: | yes |
| Sky dived?:: | yes |
| Rolled your tongue?:: | wtf |
| Made a clover with it?: | what? |
| Skiied?:: | yes |
| Run into a wall?:: | yes |
| Been on an airplane?:: | yes |
| On a train?:: | yes |
| Fainted?:: | yes |
| Thrown up on purpose?:: | yes |
| Eaten an insect?:: | yes |
| For no reason?:: | yes |
| [Section 16 - Misc.] |
| What color are your socks today?:: | black |
| Is that your monkey over there sneezing?:: | no |
| Do you own a spotted umbrella?:: | no |
| Do you like sporks?:: | sporks? |
| What about chopsticks?:: | im half chinese you dickhead |
| How many fingers do you have?:: | 10 |
| Do you have any stiches?:: | yes |
| If you could be anything/anyone you wanted, what/who would you be?:: | myself |
| Is your mushroom broken?:: | are you high? |
| Are you a fairy?:: | dont make me hit you |
| Do you abuse/starve your sims?:: | fuck my sims |
| How many candles do you own?:: | a lot |
| Do you wear scarves?:: | if its cold |
| Would you care if I licked your face like a cow?:: | are you cute? |
| Are the bunnies pink?:: | depends what you smoked |
| What about the hampsters, what color are they? Green?:: | i dont think so |
| What do you think about make-up?:: | its usefull, actually no, only corpsepaint is |
| Random word that starts with Q:: | question, i think you know that one |
| If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:: | japan |
| Do you like to be naked?:: | you dont wanna know |
| All your base _________:: | playing sucks. you aint half as good as i am |
| My life has never been a bed a roses:: | true |
| Munchy munchy have a taco for:: | your ass |
| Yes that comes in:: | shut up |
| I got:: | no brain |
| Baby, life is like a ride on a:: | fucking pony |
| What is life?:: | not for you |
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