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Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60% Stability |||||||||||||||| 63% Orderliness |||||| 23% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||| 23% Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76% Materialism |||| 16% Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63% Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Work ethic |||||||||| 36% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70% Romantic |||||||||||||| 56% Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Wealth |||| 16% Dependency |||||| 30% Change averse |||||| 23% Cautiousness |||||| 23% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70% Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76% Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70% Physical Fitness |||||| 30% Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63% Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63% Vanity |||||| 30% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50% Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63%

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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.


trait snapshot:

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

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poem:
"If wishes were fishes, I'd catch two.
One for me, and one for you.
The first is whatever your heart desires.
The second is something to put out the fires."
-Rachel

Favorite foods:
Rainbow floats(I invented it awhile back)
bookoo
mountain dew
cheesecake
lazagna
funnel cakes
fried chicken
cornbread
fruit (any kind)
fig newtons
chef/chicken salad
cheeseburgers
...(also will probably add more here)






story:
You can find me because of my footsteps... and tell how far from me you are by the shade of the drying blood. While the grass is greener on my side of the fence, it is also sharper, being made of razorblades and broken beer bottles. And be glad your on your side of the fence, because the green grass here isn't my only problem. I can't look at your side of the fence to envy your grass, the razor-wire and barbed-wire are too dangerous to get close to... I cant sit under the shade of a tree, were I to put up with the razor grass, the tree would attack me like all else in my world. all but the grass is a steeley grey as my eyes are, my skin is a pale white where pink scars dont shine on it, my hair is too soaked in blood for me to know what color it is. the sky is black, with no stars or moon to comfort me, yet a harsh light scorches my shoulders and back... I am in the world I created, in my own hell. please don't try to help me, or you'll get stuck here too.





physical apearance:
-about 5'6 or 5'7
-eyes that change colors rangeing from steely gray to florescent blue
-about 170 lbs (I have a muscular build)
-obscenely large boobs and ass (hey I'm being honest)
-"cupid's bow" lips (some old lady told me that)
-dirty-blonde hair

Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

The Malkavians
At first glance, the members of Clan Malkavian do not appear to be a clan at all; they are chosen from all races, creeds and social strata. But Malkavians, regardless of mortal standing, bear one disturbing commonality: They are all quite mad. Whether from the clan's choice of victims, the circumstances of the Embrace, or some property in Malkavian blood itself, all Malkavians go insane shortly after the transformation (if they were not insane to begin with). Accordingly, many Malkavians find themselves pariahs, ostracized by a vampiric society fearful of their random urges and capricious whims. Wiser Kindred, however, prefer to keep the madmen close at hand: Behind the Malkavians' lunatic cackling and feverish rantings lie smatterings of insight, even wisdom.

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If you are going to add me as a friend tell me so I can add you too.