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Dear diary, mood: apathetic.
Nah I’m just twistin’ yer nipples. The official moniker is Kessi but you can call me Kasket if you prefer. I cum in peas. Writing this bio is actively giving me diarrhea xD so instead I’m gonna answer an infinite amount of random questions the only way I know how, seriously not seriously.
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What is your name?: Kessi Kasket
How old are you?: anciently 29
When is your Birthday?: Jan 27
What is your zodiac sign?: Aquarius
Where were you born?: Yeractualanus
Where do you live now?: In a constant state of DoOm
What color are your eyes?: Hazelnut
What color is your hair?: BlackBlueGreen
How tall are you?: Rude… but I’m 4’9

What is your worst fear?: The iron birds
Do you smoke?: Like a chimney
Do you drink?: *gargle noises*
Do you cuss?: Like a sailor
Do you use drugs?: *sings 3 little birds*

If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: Jennifer Check
Do you suffer from depression disorder?: I wouldn’t say I’m suffering
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: Naturally in slumber
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself or someone else?: *plucks 3 hairs from reader and pins it to the wall*

Are you evil?: I am man
Do you believe that you can be possesed?: WHO ME??
Are you a paranoid?: Refer to previous question
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: Mostly food

Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: I count
Are you a violent person?: Violently ill
Do you take your anger out on other people?: “This is fine. I’m fine”
Do you blame other people for your mistakes?: WhAt ArE tHoSe

What is your favorite game?: Hide’n’seek
What is your favorite movie?: Beetlejuice
Who is your favorite band?: The Used
What kind of books do you read?: Long ones

What is your favorite color?: Green
What is your favorite food?: Chez
What is your favorite drink?: The blood of my enemies