The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

What if the infamous Hatfield-McCoy feud was not about an alleged murder, or a stolen pig, or an elopement, but ran much deeper, to the very blood of the two families involved? Ushaville, West Virginia is like a tiny European city in the middle of the piney wilderness. Four failed punk musicians’ van breaks down in Ushaville, and as they meet people in the town, they discover Ushaville’s true secret: the Hatfields and McCoys are ancient families of vampires! Ophelia McCoy, an old and powerful vampire who looks like a teenage girl, has plans to steal a magical amulet and use it to take over the world for vampires, and to breed humans for food. The punks group up with a faithless priest; a skeptical ghost hunter; a real, magical fairy; a weak-minded professor; a Cherokee man; and a local bartender. This ridiculous, unlikely group of antiheroes must save the world, or die trying.