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Corrupt a wish

This game is simple, all you do is posts the beginning of you wish (like “I wish for a million dollars…”) and the next person comes along and Corrupts the wish (“… that I could only use on the 32nd of each month”) then that person starts off the next wish. See, simple, I’ll start.

I Wish for the power to rule the world…

of my bedroom, where my mom

reads your porn for fun.

I wish I owned a hearse

afterall who can gets chicks in a gremlin...plus dad is starting to stink up my closet...I wish I had a 6 pack

of beer so i can get wasted and watch

dust collect.


I wish I had fairie wings so that I could ...

fly away from poorly posted replies to a thread that could be interesting.

I wish that people could see how foolish they appear to me....

when I squint and think of them in clown underroos.


I wish that I had fuzzy animals slippers that squealed when I

when i think of how overly anal some people here are...I wish they would get a

get a pony and ride to the nearest quicktrip, get an icee, and party like its 1999, making mad, nasty love with Prince, in Lake Minnatonka.



I wish...I were an oscar myer weiner, so that everyone...

buy me and put me in the freezer.

I wish the days went by faster because

because they go too damn sloow for me.

I wish i could go invisible...

so I could whisper sweet nothings in foreign ministers' ears at cabinet meetings.


I wish I could do the hamster dance really really well so I ...

could go on Steve Harvey's Big Time and show

my new highlighter.

I wish I could bend it like beckham so I would get

a pink and purple polka dotted pony for my birthday

i wish i could fall in love with....

A goat legally

I wish I could date Liam Aiken so...

i wish i could have, reach, touch, hold, kiss... a certain someone who is just too too toooooo irresistible
*bites lower lip*

umm...

i wish we hadnt broken this funny chaing...but since we did i wish we could all

could keep it going so that i can

so that i could leave my cares behind, delve into the dark abyss of my mind and count flowers on the wall, while envisioning myself in the movie Grease, as Sandy...."...feel your way...you better shape up! Cause I need a man! And my heart is set on you!".


i wish that gary coleman could just get a break, so...

Closed for non-relevance.