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Greetings I am Ms LeFaye your Hostess here. 

**DO NOT EAT THE GUESTS** 

** Welcome to "The Creche" **

** AND REMEMBER DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULD **

*I am trying to open doors...*

I think my back is broken and you plant has near drained me dry Threa dear....

Okay back open for business hopefully this time for more than ten minutes!

:Laughing:

ok...is the the gazillionth time this place has opened?

hehe!

Yes you nut think actually about 10 or so ...
amazing that its still open huh.

::looks up from the bar:: huh? ::stretches and yawns:: what happened? lol. oh okay new one. yeah. lol.

::gets another drink to celebrate::

Yes Mslefaye...I guess it was not good idea to bring here something what is alive...
lol
*orders one Baileys*

hey not gonna leave the sleepers in the other locked up closed pubs
so drag them all over
but that plant damn do you never feed it ?
think i am going to need to drink a gallon to regain hydration....

keeps opening the door but noone lets me in. frowns and goes to leave suddenly thinking, its their loss they can't hear me sing.

It's 420 so im not gunna be having any drinks today...just really stoned smokin some herbals.

Anyone else celebrating?

Well I guess I owe this fine establishment a song...warned you all I can not sing, but here goes ..LMAO...By the way its my fav song by Sarah McLachlan, just a verse or two of Possession, lets all sing along...hehe
Listen as the wind blows
From across the great divide
Voices trapped in yearning
Memories trapped in time
The night is my companion
And solitude my guide
Would I spend forever here,
and not be satisfied?

And I would be the one
To hold you down
Kiss you so hard
I'll take you're breath away
And after I'd
Wipe away the tears
Just close your eyes dear...

Oh no, the place has cleared out :-(

Hmmm, seems like there were not to many witnesses ... a few sets of eardrums were saved. Heads to da bar for a double of anything and sighs a big breath of relief that its done...no more singing right??

::Awakens from a drunked yet blissfull stupor from under a table. ::
Hey, I liked it!
Looks for MS Lefaye

I am here I am almost always here
Will be here until I am carted away ....

:: Staggers over to MSLefaye, drops to his knees, and kisses her right shoe.

*walks into the club and takes a seat* a lil new to this place *smiles*

::Gets up and waves to Hallow

Welcome abd enjoy a slurpee!

wakes up & finds herself with the controller in her hands.
" Didn't i go home last night?"

gets up & makes coffee

I luv watching men grovel at a woman's shoe....

::giggles and orders another drink::

walks in--is new---sits down---wonders when they'll make her do Kareoke----can't sing

*walks in and spots maxx and mslefaye and makes herself a sex on the beach cuz good gods she needs some of that soon*

Walks in with jeans, t-shirt and sneakers. Plops down on one of the comfy sofas in the corner, curls up and people watches.

This place is a little dull. *start throwing fireballs at people to wake them up* Ahh the smell of burnt hair.

*Grins*
*seats himself and puts up two signs*
"Grovelling at your feet - 5 cents."
"Sex on a Beach - Free!"

* smirks at maxx* har har if only.....

I find that having sex on the beach would be most annoying. I don't think I want sand in places it doesn't belong. So here's five cents. Grovel

Can we smoke in here?

i dont mind sand and water splashing up against me during sex. It looks pretty hot to me cuz ya gonna get wet either way. lmao

I would love to be a smart ass right now but I'll hold my tongue seeing has I'm new here

lol there's a lot of smartasses around. go ahead. knock your socks off. lmao

I was gonna say that you must be a really bad fuck because sand gets stuck in place and I know that if I were a guy I wouldn't want to be torchered my tiny rocks rubbing against my penis, but I think Il'll just hold my tongue

damn I can't spell today

LOL if i was a really BAD fuck, i wouldnt be married for almost 6 yrs. so yeah i would leave that alone besides it's not cool.

I told you I didn't want to say anything and congrats on being married longer than most it seems now adays. I didn't want to say it but my lack of nicotine and your saying it was okay, they kinda pushed it. I am sorry.

lol np it's just in fun around here anyway

there are some places you do not want friction burns though ....
well unless you are intentionally trying for friction burns there....

::Grovels at NB's feet.

:ponders the wonders of the groveling male: well looks like i am around another day atleast hopefully another month ...
MEWS!!!!!!

of course u can smoke, hell i always do! i still am...

hooka is in other room with a smiling Cat standing guard
:Laughing:

hookas=good shit :-p

::gets up stiff from burns::
.......ohhhh my.... head.... my back ......my skin

What dont you make this a real chat room? like a java link or something?

touches burnt hair "no, i wasn't asleep, i swear" but it's too late...

"o.k. does anyone have a wig? anybody? somebody?" sits down & puts on her cloak & hood

it burns damn the detergent
::pulls out razor and shaves skin off::

i am naked i think i cant see

new, heard about a friendly, honest place with a hooka and decided to give it a try.

spots lycon "hello, do you happen to have any wigs with you?"

"No sorry."
i cant belive i went out without a wig.

ohh wigs hooray

* puts wig over naked body*

spots " PinkLust" and askes if she wants to load the hooka.

ohh a hooka

im sure there is enough hoses to go around

mmm... whats in it

some special herb

can i just get a bottle of Jack here

Good Morrow one and all ...
Tis good to see people moving in here..

Filiana: Did you feed Thera's plant? The thing nearly drained me dry yesterday!
:Laughing:

I actually have given a gallon to donation
I was run over by an 8 ton truck when i was little and recieved as much ...
They wont take my blood now because of medications ....
Ah well the plant will

:Laughing:

youve been through alot...

cry already darnit, lol. (crying means i can unturn the key)

i've just been through a divorce of parents

I remember divorced parents
actually was probably a good thing rather then them killing each other
ah well
once upon a time divorce was a no no
now it is common place i fear

yea, the question was asked and like 1/3 of the kids raised their hands.

Let There Be Music

.:Tries to dance, but trips over her wno efet (own feet):.

Emilie Autumn's music is quite beautiful I think but not the dark whatever that seems most prevalent here at the rave. Best yet she allows her music to be played royalty free and freely downloadable.
Yes I plug her stuff because it just mesmerizes me....
Sometimes helps bring me out of dark places

http://www.emilieautumn.com/eaonline.html

Take a look and listen. I have a thing for violins so she enchants me.

:knocks the door but no one listens:
"may be i'll try onether day however i really wanted a smothee "

Hey,do you do JD smoothies here.
Id sing for a JD smoothie.
::clears throat:: "mememe...momomo..."

SimpLesLyDeAd: I am here
and yes if you know how to make a smoothie am quite sure there are the things to make them.
If not make me a list and I shall aquire the ingrediants

Still pondering the predominance of heavy death and sad music that seems go go althroughout the rave...
Like it is a bad thing to also like electric violins or bag pipes....

hahahha! i hope this won't close...

=)

::looks up in new bar::
*yeah... looks for her new man. doesn't see him and gets more drinks*

lustybloodvampyr join the pink side.....

hello all im back what did i miss

comes back from sneaking off & buying a wig. it is made of long black hair, has bangs & lots of green highlights.

then goes off to play some more videogames.

any extrememly interesting people in here right now cuz I'm bored and if I don't find something to do soon I'm going to kill someone

condoms for vampires
:shakes her head: think the blood is a bit less safe than the sex

I'll have to agree with that one.

:nods:
"i agree.."
:takes the bag and throws it in the trash:

"oh yeh i have a question do i have to do kareokee .. i suck at singing...."

Everyone does it!

Aww man. I blend in so well that yesterday I forgot to do kareoke and no one noticed.
Do I still have to do it?

NightBlossom well I have been patiently waiting ....

Walks in and Bites wing winks at ms and walks out

Okay I am starting to think of a special hook in back for fly byes

*walks in jhon wayne style" anybody got a light!!!!?

:pulls out a flame thrower: Just hold very very still BloodBond
We shall have you lit up in a second

::looks to ms. and says"why? i like both?":: ::gets another drink.::

whatch the mask might melt

(passiondragon says hi)

im home so hows ppl

::Enters and grabs a slurpee at random,
Finds a nice table and sits enjoying the view::

Survey Says I depart from the 30th of April until June 15th for work. Do not know when or if I will be able to be on inbetween those times....

Thought I would let you all know

:pokes maxxmann: scoot over and pet me!

::goes and sits with maxx and ms.::
*so how u 2 doing?*

Well I am not too bad lustybloodvampyr
How are you doing?

Hello, all.
How is every one today?

How are you, Mistress Lefaye?
You been behaving?

good. loving someone deeply.
thanks for asking.
*lostsoula69* give him a good rating guys! hehehehe

(talking about the play Our Town) Well, that went well. Nick skipped over a whole bunch of his lines, but they still absolutely loved it. ~ 3 hours 15 minutes. Jenni threatened to kill me in science for pulling her out on stage in the dance scene (hey thats what was planned!) lol. I'm not used to mascara... my top and bottom lashes keep sticking together, I don't really see a point in it.

meow? Whats the buzz? Tell me whatz a happening....

Heya, I'm back!

well message me ms and i'll let ya know. ttys.
*bites and kisses*

well then wb moonlitblood
i got a job driving so will be gone a week from saturday - about june 15
:|

I know, MsLefaye! :(( Waaa! I wish you didn't have to leave us here. But ya gotta do what ya gotta do. You are gonna be missed.

*walks in and hops up on stool*... so who's up for some karaoke? >:)

Have at it ravensblood ....

Mew mew mew mew mew
Free Drinks til I crash out....
I just hit Viper!
damn it ...
:Laughing: I want title of Succubi!

Well keep the party going I am checking out for a bit. Have prep work to get done before I go....

Love and Light my friends

*enters the club...*
Hey everyone!!
*hopes to find here someone*

Heya, Thera! You at school yet? or gettin ready to go?

Im at school now, finishing in one hour...
*smiles and raises her eyebrow*
Arent we gonna have some fine drink???
HEHE

Well and what are u up to?

Ok, I am about to pass out. Gotta lay down to sleep. Night, Thera. Talk to you laters, hun. >:)

Bye bye dear Moonlit!!
*waves at her*

Am I here alone again?
*looks around*
OK then ...
*goes to the bar and makes one Lette, lights one cigarettes and reads some news papers*

"Let there be music!"
Some OPETH please!
*leaves 10 on the bar*

:opends the door and waves:
"Ok i am ready to sing ..i think so do you guys pick the song or i can just sing whatever i want, but before i sing does anyone have a light????"
:takes cigarette out of bag and waits for someone to light her up:

shikara only fights the hottest space invaders. only for the sweetness of touching.......mmmmmm

Good morning all.

Still trying to develop my aura seeing skills. I'm seeing more of a haze around people now. Soon I think i'll be able to see colors, but ya never know.

*Slinks in, and stands in the corner. Waits to see who notices him*

:pokes Zexerz: You sing yet?

Mew mew .. whats the buzz?

well, I'm back! no strippers?

=)

Strippers?
:strips The King and hand cuffs to the poll:
There you have been stripped now
DANCE!

awwwwwwww!!!!!

*pukes!!!*

YOU want me to sing? Sorry, but it's goes against the laws for nature for me to sing. BUT I will dance a bit.
*heads tword the floor*

"dancing instead of singing? is that allowed? .... oh well, this shall be entertaining"

"wait, is the king naked?"

looks in his direction

"oh, he just puked!"

looks back at zexerz

*walks in looking confused*

:laughing: well he wanted strippers so he is now the stripper ....

Hello hello but the rules say if it's your first time you have got to sing!

:Laughing:

*starts to pogo*
NO thats not right
*stats to electric slide*
NO not that either...lets see
*starts to do the twist*
UMMM maybe not. Ya know, the bar look comfortalbe, think I need a drink.
*walks up to bar, sits down and gets a drink*

hmm what should i sing?

That machine has thousands of songs so anything you wish lenores pretty corpse...
You arent the only one that has to sing ....

*keeps his set at the bar, looks down at his drink, looks innocent*

*sings barbie girl by aqua*

*I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, that is your creation.....*

"oh shit "
:
starts to sing:

"ne ne na na ni ni nu nu nononooo"
"ok i'm done"

:goes to the bar and graves one of those NAZI drinks, stops , looks at it and says..:

"At first i thought that we were having a KKK meeting are we?? "

"oh shit "

:starts to sing:

"ne ne na na ni ni nu nu nononooo"
"ok i'm done"

:goes to the bar and graves one of those NAZI drinks, stops , looks at it and says..:

"At first i thought that we were having a KKK meeting , are we?? "

:laughing: now why did I stock all that opera when no one ever sings it?

:looks over at the one playing the false innocent and drums her fingers:

hmm i love opera its cool. i dont know why i sang that song its the first one that poped in my head

:Laughing: someone else that actually likes opera?
So lenores pretty corpse french german or my favorite italian?

:Laughing:

any kind i dont have a fav

:Laughing: I have such warped musical tastes from opera to celtic rock to classic to death metal....

Ah well

lol dont worry so do i

I get the feeling sometimes around this place if it isnt death metal or dark i am gonna kill myself songs it is a sin ...

:Laughing:

*gets up from the bar and slowly walks tword the door.*

EH EH nobody get me to sing.

*tries and to make a break for it*

Okay, this is my third or fourth day in here so I might as well pay my dues.

*Thinks of song to sing**Can't think of one*

Any requests????

:: grabs a drink::
*hi* to all at the bar
*cheers to a happy relationship....if we get married i adopt a son* woo-hoo
love you adam.....

NightBlossom :LAUGHING: How about Feelings

:Laughing all the more:

Funny ha ha

Might as well sing Britney spears

BLAHHH

oh excuse me I shouldn't have said that--pardon me while I finish vomiting---think of a realistic request

Welcome to my nightmare- Alice Cooper
thats a good one!!

Is a chick
Can't sing like man

Anyway, since no one in here will know this one, I'll sing this

It's called Special K and it's by a band named Placebo


Coming up beyond belief
On this coronary thief
More than just a leitmotif
More chaotic, no relief
I'll describe the way I feel
Weeping wounds that never heal
Can the savior be for real
Or are you just my seventh seal?

No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever want to crash
No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Now you're back with dope demand
I'm on sinking sand
Gravity
No escaping gravity
Gravity
No escaping... not for free
I fall down... hit the ground
Make a heavy sound
Every time you seem to come around

I'll describe the way I feel
You're my new Achilles heel
Can this savior be for real
Or are you just my seventh seal?

No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Just like I swallowed half my stash
I never ever want to crash
No hesitation, no delay
You come on just like special K
Now you're back with dope demand
I'm on sinking sand
Gravity
No escaping gravity
Gravity
No escaping... not for free
I fall down... hit the ground
Make a heavy sound
Every time you seem to come around

No escaping gravity
No escaping gravity
No escaping gravity
No escaping gravity
Gravity (x4)

*sits down at the bar and orders a drink*

there it is done.

Now give me a piece of broken glass and a smirnoff watermelon twisted thing
thank you

Alice Cooper is not a chick, I dont think HE would care to be called one. EH EH EH EH!!

the man pened the pharse
"..I just want to hurt you, just to hear you screaming my name"....

oh placebo i love that band now thats what we need in here

*starts dancing*