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the coffee is free but it is also get it yourself...the stage and mic are open.....
and the art on the walls will twist your reality...again welcome

Uw sounds neat, I just woke up and could use some coffee. =)

Starts to look thru the counters and finds a large tray a of Brownies, walks over to Sunshine and offers them to her, he my dear would you like some.

~grins seeing ShadowWolf with the tray of brownies~

Thankyou so very much ...mmhmm...delish...~takes one and crams it into her mouth~

~looks up with chocolate all over~

...what??...what ya lookin at??...so a girl likes brownies.....Sheesh!!

~grabs some more and runs off into a corner...munch..munch~

Oooh sugar rush ...mmmhmmm...

So what is the subject of the day today then??

potatoes and their role in society

Follows Sunshine and gentyl puts they tray of Brownies on her table,smiles at her and walks away to go get more coffee

Munch munch...~grins at ShadowWolf..head spinning from the sugar~....Thankyou ...YAY!!...Munch Munch...enjoy your coffee.

Potatoes??.....I like potatoes...but their role in society??...ask Khayman..she knows about 'Taters...evil heavy breathing slightly scary taters...lol

hehe thx for the restart nic....
it's moving rather fast on me....
every time O hop on it seems about a hunnerd posts further along....hehe
guess it's a good idea then huh

What is with my weird spacing thing??...I have no idea how I do that...odd!!..LOL

hehe the forums do that spacing to me too sunshine....I just go with it...
( I grab Tarquin...encase him in carbonite....and hang him on the wall as art)

Good morning everyone. *grabs a huge cup of coffee with lots of milk and sugar*
Well, I missed work this morning. I have no idea yet how mad they are at me. I can not belive it! I didn't hear my alarm. *sigh*

Belive= believe sorry for the typo

hehe I thought they taught you military types to wake with the sunrise and all that stuff......get to work puddlejumper....hehhehe

LoL I've got to plan a buncha stuff today for this concert I've been counting down for about a month now. It's finally here today yay! I should probably drink some more coffee so I can stay up and party all night tonight! ^_^

Oh that sounds great! What concert are you going to?

Grabs a fresh mug of coffee and walks back over to Sunshine and sits down takes a Brownie and muches on it,mmmmmmmmmm

*orders a extra stong flat white in V large cup. 2 much rasberry Absolute on a sat night..... one mediem rare steak with coffee thanks..
Sits in corner , table has 8 edges is that normal?

Morning, everyone :) *walks over and grabs a coffee and tries to telekinetically sneak a brownie off of Sunshine's platter but is caught" aww damnation!!

Looks at Darklight as he tire to sneak a brownie and smiles as SUnshine catches him in the act. Nice try Darklight, why did you not just ask for one,grins and chuckles.

LOLOL don't worry, she won't punish you....not too bad at least. =)

Hey those are mine...get off!!....Munch munch...~stuffs more brownie into her mouth~

~looks at ShadowWolf~...Stay away from the Brownies.....just back off slowly and noone need get hurt....~grins~

~smiles softly~ nods to her and sips his coffee, my dear I only wanted just the one you may have the rest.

meh... :(

I dont *ask* Shadowwolf (is that your name?) i TAKE haha..

LOOK SUNSHINE!!! a dancing bird!!! *waits for her to turn her head* did it work? :/

{yes its ShadowWolf} Looks at Sunshine looking at Darklight, nope I don't think it worked....

hey notosa....look around you...do you really think normal is a word used around here....hehhehe

Who would be strange enough to use the word normal?

meehhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! =(

Must think of a new approach *note to self* hide the brownie mix..

Normal?!?! Here?!?!? That is too funny!

*Walks in looks around and notices Darklight causeing what seems to be trouble*

Ah its been awhile and it seems like some things havent changed.

*Gets himself a drink and sits down*

Laughs as Darklight talks about hidin gthe Brownie mix, chuckles to hisself that if he only knew he was to late to hide it......

hmmm I know I like the taste of angel food cake....I wonder what angelpie tastes like......hehehe
maybe we ought to add it to the menu?
well since the puddlejumper is skipping work....she can watch the place while I go to work...hehe
there you go piegirl.....you are volunteered

I can't tell you what I taste like...I've never tried to eat myself. *wink* hehheh

If you want to add me to the menu, you might like to sample a taste first!! LOL

I"m not "skipping" work per se.... I just missed muster and there is no point in going in now. LOL =)

hehe.. yea, ShadowWalker, trouble seems to follow me everywhere. YOU should know XD

ShadowWolf: Laughs as Darklight talks about hidin gthe Brownie mix, chuckles to hisself that if he only knew he was to late to hide it......

Ahh damn it.. i never get to have any fun!!! *throws another tantrum* :((

~head does dizzy...stomach churns...pushes tray of brownies away~

I think I have to be going now....~goes green~

Please please take as many brownies as you wish...~runs off in the direction of the bathroom~

WAIT!!!! are those special brownies?

Maybe someone put ex-lax or visine in them.

I fly over to angelpies table...lean in to her warm neck...breathe in her womanly scent.....and as I lightly run my tongue across her skin...I slap a shackle on her leg and mount it to the wall....hehhe
soo like I said....volunteered...hehhe and out the door to work I go

Damnit can NO ONE make a good batch of brownies any more **sighs and walks off to a kitchen and starts to make her own brownies** Now these will knock you on your ass

Next time you shackle me up Daer, you better finish what you started.

Angelpie: Maybe someone put ex-lax or visine in them.

>;)

**bows her head to angelpie** Don't you just hate it when people do that? Get you started and then just leave... That to me is just aweful..

Oooooooooooh Darklight!!! You've been naughty! Where is the paddle?? lol

Now for some fun!! :D *hands you a paddle* ;)

Yikes.. **walks out**

hmmmmm *slowly taps the paddle in he palm of my hand * I have 2 choices now. I can use the paddle on you, but you would really enjoy that. And how much of a punishment would that be?

Or I could just show it to you and tell you that you can't have it. That would be a little more torturous (sp?) huh? Especially considering poor Sunshine is sidk in the bathroom.

*wicked chuckle*

sidk = sick heh typo sorry

Don't worry kiddies. I won't do anything too freaky. =) heh

Well, hell. I was joking ya know. Daer chained me to the wall. I have to do something to entertain myself. heh

being chained it always fun ;)

That is true to an extent. But he left me here heh ... =) I was bored and the thought of getting Darklight with a paddle highly amused me. LOL

please excuse him..

he probably has the attention span of a gold fish ;)

ROFLMAO!!!!!! That's funny. Damn, I just had a thought. Even if I had paddled him, he would have forgotten it within 5 minutes. tee hee hee

he might remember when he sees the red markings on his ass :X :X :X

LOLOLOLOL ah how true!

Eyes up the brownie left by Sunshine, hmm the one I ate did nothing to me.
Looks over to Anglepie and eyes the paddle, looks around to see what mischief[sp] Darklight is getting into now.

* hears the words " being chained is fun" and walks into the cafe*

Love the sound of chains in the morning *grins*

I have a shirt somewhere that says.. Its not worth chewing through the leather straps in the morning..

Ahh they are so right somedays.. hehe

Hmmmm the role of potatoes in society huh?

well without the tater there would be no vodka so long live the spuds umm yeah ok im done

:takes angelpies coffee ahh cafine!!!!! gigglez and takes a hand full of broniez : potaotes have a roll in socirty :saying with mouth full of broniez:

Hey! Gimme my coffee back! I'm chained to the wall and can't get any for myself!! LOL

Hmmm, paddles and chains *evil grin* I think I'm gonna like it here. Walks over to Angelpie, can I be of any assisstance? hehehe

Yes please. I would like some coffee in alot of cream and sugar. *smiles sweetly at nightcreature*

biggots may never learn....

:looks at her own coffee and pours it down the drain...hey get me sum hot coffe as well nightcreature same as angelpies lots-o-cream!!!..and sugar!!:

huh????

Consider it done. *walks away to get the shot of coffee with cream and sugar*

Thank you nightcreature. I really appreciate it.

For the record folks, that huh?? was for carkiller.

:dances in a circle YAY!!!!!..o0o and thank you!!:smiles:....:D....COFFEE!!!!!..and hash browniez!!!!..lol

Brings Blacktear her cream and sugar with a side of coffee. Walks over to Angelpie and delivers her's as well. *bows to the lady* Anything else I can do for you while I'm here? ; )

:awwwww young love points at angelpie and nightcreature!!! how romantic!!!...

refills he nug with freshly made coffee and goes to see how Anglepie is doing. My dear how are you. Do you need anything, looking at the chain he wonders whats shes going to do when the need arises,hmmm. Starts to look for bolt cutters.

does anyone know what a biggot is????/

HEY I'm Normal!!!!!




Normally the way I normally am ... therefore I AM NORMAL!!!!!!!!! >=]

it's ok we understand...lol.....:coughs:.....it's ok amn it's ok calm down calm down!!!!!....lol...

Just trying to be polite and helpful, I am always willing to lend a hand or maybe even two. hehehe *evil little smile*

* walks from a corner holding a dictionary*

big·ot

n.

One who is strongly partial to one's own group, religion, race, or politics and is intolerant of those who differ.


Now who are you calling a bigot? *raises eyebrow*

Gentlemen, I thank you so much for your concern. I don't think Daer was thinking about the need to heed nature's call when he locked me up. heh

If anyone can find a pair of bolt cutters I would really appreciate it. heheh I will still pretend to be tied up. Makes things more interesting. tee hee hee

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Carkiller, yes I know what a biggot is, but i'm trying to understand where the hell you are coming from.....after all the posts in this thread...you just come out with what you did....I got confused (doesn't take much for me LOL)

:looks at nightcreature and raises and eyebrow:..o0o i bet you do......lol....:throws a brownie at nigthcreature:

Please no food fights! I don't wanna get anything in my hair! LOLOL

Comes back from his search smiling,approaches Anglepie still smiling. Pulls boltcutters from behind his back and leans down to her leg and cuts the chain off.
There you go my dear. Leans over and hugs her. Now I need another coffee be right back.

*shouts for joy* Thank you soooooo much! Drinks, coffee, and food is on me for the rest of the day!

Spits some coffee out as she yells, looks back at her and grins. Tops off his mug and walks back over to her and sits down. Smiles as he says. I'm happy for you my dear. So what have you've been doing with yourself lately?

Hard to do much when chained up, but other than that, work, home, mississippi for appts.....

Oh I went bowling yesterday for the first time since 1997. LOL I broke my all time high score of 67 with a 78. ROFL!

this is soo much fun :gigglez and looks at the coffee....:...pours the rest of the sugar in:

Smiles sweetly at her as she tells me this. Hmm, I can't remember the last time I went bowling. But when I was growing up I went alot so I used to be pretty good at it, at the time. Just never stayed with it.
Yes, it is very hard to do anything when your chained up my dear, unless your doing things that requires you to be chained up, smiles evily. Winks at her......

*chuckles* Well that was my first experience being chained. I would rather silk or a soft type of restraint. heh =) *wink*

Smiles at her, and pulls out some silk scarfs and hands them to her with a smile.

*blush* Oh my! I guess we can attach me back to the wall with those. *giggle*

Smiles, sure after you have a little time to move around my dear. Looks around, be right back, need soem more coffee and a bite to eat. Looks at her neck, gets up and moves to the bar and jumps over it to look for some muchies. FInds some chips and dip and brings it back to the table. Would you like some?

luckey I need this to up my status

I would love some, thank you. *mmmmm chips*

Your welcome my dear. Smiles as she eats. And joins her eating some dippin gthem into the dip and savoiring the taste,mmmmmmmmm

:hahahahahahaha..:..o0o srry i am goin mad sitting here all alone!!!!!!.....lol....

**pokes her head back in** Did I miss all of the kinkieness? I did didn't I.. Damn..

Looks over to blacktear and asks her if she would like to join us.

Deity: he probably has the attention span of a gold fish ;)

I DO NOT!!!!! :(

Im ready for muh spankin now ;) ^.^

You're ready huh? hmmmmm I don't know about that. Why waste my energy if you're just going to forget I did it? *evil grin*

Laughs and watches the show about to start. Winks at Angelpie. Drinks his coffee and smiles.

:yay!!!!1:...:jumos up and joins: :D

Welcomes blacktear to the table, stands up and holds a chair out for her. Here you go my dear. As she sits down he leans close and smells her hair,mmmmm. You smell good enough to eat my dear,smiles

*grins at blacktear* Welcome to the table dear. =)

::walks in and sits at a table:: hello all might i have coffe italiano and a croissant, I would ask for a brownie but that wonderully charming young lady don't seem like shed share. ::sips my coffe:: As a child of Emerson i would say normality is bunk. I mean what is normal really hmm... wow i haven't a clue. oh well all this thinking is really destroying the ambience around me so ::stops and starts sipping on my coffe::

i have to say the service here sucks, having to get my own coffee, i mean what happened to minions?

We are all equal here. Plus it's all free today since I"m buying for all. Thanks to ShadowWolf and the boltcutters. heheh

well who would turn down free coffe ::gets a cup of french vanilla:: can we have some doughnuts. I mean after all how will we attract any people in uniform if we don't have a bait set. hmm well ::sips:: thanks angie i shall drink to ur health

Thank you very much. Donuts are in the back.....Daer tied me up before I could get them. If it's not behind the counter, it's definitely in the back. =)

being a person of class i so do not desire donuts. hey dear look over there ::breaks for behind the counter:: LOL thanks angie

Huh? Where? I don't see anything!! LOLOL

Oooooooooh Ya got me.

*wonders where's that paddle?*

eep it was a trap? *sigh* great now i will be paddled that always happen. i must try to control my obsesion with those round glazed wonderful wheels *drool*

Well, don't worry. I only paddle those who want it. Eat all the donuts you want darlin'. I'll keep your secret. =)

:) yay thanks and i usually don't do this much any more but ::compose myself cleaning the donut powder from my nice suit:: here ::pulls a beautiful boquet of rose out of my sleeve:: for you

Oh how cool! Thank you very much. I love flowers. And flowers from a handsome man...even better. =)

a handsome man *looks around in confusion* i don't see any well maybe dear but i think hed kill me if i say he was handsome. :) but anyhow someone as pretty as you deserve these roses.

You're the handsome man silly. I was trying to give you a compliment. =)

OMG!!!...look what I have missed whilst puking in the bathroom...LOL

~thinks stop munching on brownies...only leads to badness...and missing out on gossip.~

Looks around and smiles, get up to refill his mug again and sips the coffee. Walks back towards Angel and sneaks behind her pulls out another silk scarf and slowly ties her hands behind her, grins as he walks around in front of her. Looks into her eyes and laughs evily, leans down next to her ears and says. Now my pretty I have you leans into her neck and licks it.

:) so i am the handsome one ::tries to look composed:: well ::clears troat and try to make a deep tone:: why thank you

*walks in*

ya know, mowing the grass at high noon really wipes a person out

need caffine please

*Glances quickly around ShadowWolf* You are quite welcome. Welcome back Sunshine and good to see ya Dami! Somebody please give the lady some good strong coffee!!

*turns back to ShadowWolf and shivers in delight* hmmmmmm And what might you be doing? *wink*

Looks into her eyes and smiles do you really want to know my dear. Leans in and sinks his fangs into her neck and drinks deeply savoiring the taste of her blood as it runs down his throat,mmmmmmmm

MMMHMMM...coffee and chocolate together...Dami you temptress.....now I am gonna get fat...LOL

~runs and gets a hot chocolate with extra whipped cream and chocolate curls sprinkled ontop...not forgetting the double helping of sugar~.....mmmhmmm delish

So come on time to rant...I wanna laugh...come on folks rant and rave...LOL

*sighs contentedly as ShadowWolf drinks her blood*

Your turn will some soon my dear.

WOW I come in for some coffee and I find some funky brownies????? 0,o and a side show that's jsut getting interesting ... this should be good *sits down* anyone seen CRYSTILINE???? *looks around*

Sighs contentedly as he drinks turning his head a little offering his neck to angel. Send a mental tought to her drink my dear one, as he continues to drink from her.

Pardon the typo some should have been come...heh

Haven't seen CRYSTILINE lately, sorry. How are ya doing Dami?

Good, a bit wore out .. even with taking a hour and a half nap after mowing ... but hey at least my arms got a wee bit of a tan .. legs on the other hand are still white as ghosts LOL

I'd ask how you were doing but it seems you're a tad bit tied up at the moment so i guess i can sse for myself....

So Sunshine, any brownies left???

heh be careful of the brownies Dami dear. Sunshine has been in the bathroom all day sick from them.

sunshine don't worry you wont get fat. after all do dieties ever gian any wieght? i think not?

Wooow then I'll pass ... any chocolate chip cookies around then?? I'm a chocoholic ...

Smiles as he nbacks away a little, licks the wounds and watches them close up. He looks into her eyes and smiles. Angel would you like a drink he asks as he reaches around her back and unties her hands. Kneels down besides her and allows her to see his neck resting his hands on her legs for support

*ponders her decision....to drink or not to drink...that is the question...*

What the hell....

*Slowly moves her mouth to the right spot and sinks her teeth into his neck allowing just a little bit of blood to drip from her mouth. *

moans lightly as she drinks, wraps his arms around her back and hold her gently as she drinks deeply

There is only on Diety around here...but plenty of diet ee's...lol...myself included...LOL

And the brownies were excellent..I just ate waaay too much as usual...but ready for some chocolate ...always lovin chocolate..
~takes out a big bar and snaps it into pieces~ ..any of you gals care to share with me??

~Prepares to watch the scales go up..up ..up~...~sigh~

*drinking deeply she hears the word chocolate Gently she stops drinking and licks ShadowWolf's neck. * I"m sorry kind sir, I heard the word chocolate and that is one of my biggest weaknesses.

I'll take a square ... must watch figure too LOL

Oh hell with it GIVE ME CHOCOLATE LOL

On that note, I must take my leave of you all for now. See you soon!

Removes his arms from around her and smiles. No problem my dear. Hello and welcome back to us Sunshine. I hope your feeling better now.

~grins~..see chocolate is the fave of the female.....to hell with everything when chocolate is around...YAY!!!

munch munch..ya see chocolate is perfect...melty and sweet and scrummy and soo addictive..perfection..specially when drizzled over toasted marshmallows...mmhmm...hey do we have marsh mallows here...~runs around frantically looking for some~

thankyou ShadowWolf...all is well...YAY!! I have more chocolate......come on gals tuck in...mmhmmm

Slowly walks to the counter and jumps over it looks behind it then under it and smiles as he stands up holding a bag of marshmellows. Hey Sunshine looking foe these, waves the bag in the air.

Hell Yeah!!!...gimme...~grabs the bag of marshies and runs back to her table~ muahaha...mine all mine now!!!...okay i will share ....but girls only get dabs on choc and marshies...LOL

one deity? no way! *hugs sunshine *


are you ok?

Smiles as she runs off with the bag, goes back to the table he shared with Angel and gets his mug to go get a refill of coffee. Walks to the counter and finds the pot empty,ugh. Guess I'll make some.

I'll skip the marshmalows .. but if you find some graham crackers grab them too, I like the chocolate just melted over them too LOL

hmm. lets see how this work. *puts some chocolate on my neck* ;-) god mmm chocolate *takes some with my finder and licks it* yes yummy chocolate.

yummy smors..


oh lord... i should really vut back on the sweets

OMG you are a godess with one mention of ur name and you appear. and i still think sunshine is a godess but shed rathe be a diet ee LOL. *sigh* why do they always deny thier strength

~Hugs the one and only Deity~

~grins~...all is well in my world...Sunny and Shiney thankyou YAY!!!and how are you these days??...care for some chocolate and marshies....or crackers or both all smothered in chocolate...mmmhmm???

~crackers magically appear for Dami~..I can do that ya know??...LOL

hey who said i would rather be a diet ee??...i said i am one...no choice after eatin all this stuff.....LOL

no diet ee.. you're a sheer goddess


accept it and move on :)


♥

more cushion for the pushin' LOL

While making coffee he looks around and finds graham crackers, only to he Sunshine has some all ready. Oh well, thinks about a moment then decides. Jumps over the coumter and take the crackers to Sunshine he M'Lady some more graham crackers for you Ladys to enjoy.

YAAAAAAA Crackers .. yeah buddy ... nothing better then coffee, chocloate and crackers yummiee ..

corazonmuerto.. don't flatter me too much. I might just believe it ;)


thank you, hun ♥

Thank you for agreeing with me O great Deity *bows and kisses ur hand*

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