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well kids this has taken off like a fire in a chinese fireworks factory....
rules are.....don't be rude....ya thats about it for rules in my cafe.....
perverse, insulting, intelligent, psychotic, etc etc are open to fun....
coffee is self serve....the brownies have "extra" ingredients....and the art on the walls shifts to match the insanity of the viewers...
Deity....grow older with grace...but never grow up

also an announcement...
Alassiels birthday is on wednesday also...also turning 20
have a happy one my love

Walks in on a new day and looks around, smells coffee brewing and smiles. Walks over to the counter and waits fo it to get done.

I wish Alassiels a very Happy Birthday to. May she have a plesent day and gets everything she wants on that day, with i reason of course.lol

Morning all!!...erm..okay..two...LOL

~makes a decaf latte with a shot of haxelnut syrup and sits at a table in the centre of the cafe reading James Herbert...Haunted~

So birthdays everywhere huh??

Happy Birthday and best wishes to those of us celebrating such a happy day..YAY!!! for you all ~grins~

okay and a 'Haxelnut' is???...LOL

what i meant to say was Hazelnut...silly me..maybe i should skip the decaf and have it real...~runs off to make a real coffee~...~grins~

As he fills his mug with freshly brew coffee,Sunshine comes running up and holds out her cup. I smiles and fill it for her. There you go my dear extra strong coffee, just the way I like it. Looks for the sugar and adds about three teaspoons of it and a dab of cream.

~Takes the coffee from ShadowWolf...sips some~

Ewwww...too strong....

~coughs..splutters~...PAH!!!

~makes a latte....sips..~...mmmhmm delish....now for some chocolate and none of those 'interesting' brownies...grrr....I was sick for ages....YUCK!!!

~Spies a big chocolate cake....looks around sees noone else goin for it ....grabs a slice and runs back to the table...munching and reading... sipping coffee~.....Perfection

So what is the subject of the day then??..what interesting and intelligent discussions are we to have here today??.~grins~

hmmm how about how the consumption of chocolate especially dark is good for the skin. *admires sunshines skin from afar then comes next to her* see perfect example. :)

*walks into the pub/cafe* Morning everyone.. *watches Sunshine devour the cake* haha.. worry not, its not a 'special' cake.. its perfectly fine..

*grabs a blood donut and sits down to eat and stare at the other patrons*

Ooh! Oooh! Brownie for me please!

Happy Birthday to your lovely.

i need coffee..i hear it cures hangovers

or drunkeness..or umm..??

ahhh... headache!!!

I think I'm going to get myself a brownie...
I like special brownies ;)

A hangover Deity??...have you been a bad girl??...TUT TUT!!!..~giggles~

Leave the brownies...they are BAD!!!...LOL

OOh tasty blood donuts...~grabs one~...if I keep up like this i shall be the size of a house...LOL....thanks for the heads up on the cake Darklight though I fear too late...yummy in my tummy...LOL

Don't get too close Corazon....Sunshine burns and blisters the flesh...muahahaha...lol

So come on folks ....what are we gonna bitch about ..surely not everything is perfect??...

~munches on the donut...blood dripping down her chin~...oopsie..messy me

::walks in room::
::yawns loudly::
'mornin' everybody
::sits down::
::eats brownie::
what's in this? i feel funny? did you use splenda in these brownies?!? using splenda for cooking sucks!
::looks @ painting on wall::
cute painting

Yes 'Splenda' is what all the cool kids are putting in their brownies these days.......ROFL!!!!

I don't feel so good :(
The special brownie wasn't very special, and the paintings are making me dizzy...

I guess I just drink some coffee!

LOL..I think the brownies are doin what they are meant to...just worry when the paintings start to come 'alive'...~grins~

Walks in hearing the splenda comment. Good afternoon all.....Splenda suck...Sugar all the way!

I know whats wrong... I'm tired!
That must be it!

I'm going to stop consuming all this coffee and go rest for awhile...
I'll see you guys later ^_^

Did I hear someone say sugar?
Screw sleeping... I want sugar!

*hands Aggatha a 5lb bag of sugar* Enjoy darling!

Sugar... yay ^_^
I feel that the world has turned into a better place... I'm even beginning to like the paintings!

Thank you...

My pleasure....I'm the type of person that if you give me sugar, chocolate, a good italian (and I mean from Italy) cappuccino, and a cigarette, you have made my day. LOL

Looks up from what he was thinking about and sees who all has come in while he was out of it in thought.
Gets up to get a refill of strong coffee and walks over to Angel. Hello my dear. How are you today.

Good afternoon dear ShadowWolf. I'm well thank you and yourself?

Welcome back Dhampir

I'm good my dear. I'm glad you stopped by, smiles at her

Me too though I can't stay long. We are taking the kids to the zoo and aquarium after my son wakes up from his nap. =)

Nods, I know I must be going to my dear. I hope to see you later. Gets up walks around and gently hugs her and kisses her on the cheek.

Hello all, I am in an extremly awesome mood today

How is everyone else?

Hugs ShadowWolf back. Have a great day dear.

Waves to Pinklust as she walks out the door. Hey hon! Glad you're in such a terrific mood.

See you all later. The shower is beckoning me. *smooches*

have fun

oh man i got in a car wreck on the way over here... it was crazy... this woman was supposed to only be going 10 and i was going way slow cuz i had just gone over the speed bump... and my car is real low so i cant go very fast over it.... and this woman hit me and it made her airbags deploy.... it was crazy.....

~feels tingles run up and down her spine...senses something wonderful and fabulous has just happened...looks up and sees the most dazzling....gorgeous...devilishly handsome man ever to be created~

Oh my darling ...you came here..I knew you would....

~runs up and snuggles into her husband..... Dhampir~

My darling..care to share my donut with me??....is there anything I can get for you my love??....your wish is my command...

~heart racing...smiling broadly~

Emmy slips in... and wonders if there is any latte? ;)

~ Looks down upon such beauty that is Sunshine. My Darling quite the contrary your wish is as always my command and yes of course I am here...to be with you as always as your protector. Holding my darling, beautiful wife a fervid desire envelops my soul … I softly whisper into her ear… And I see the look I have seen many times before, she looks upon my pallid face, and I read her mind. I am to maim and torture some creep. My wife is more than capable, but the sight of my adroit skills, is very pleasing to her eyes. A wry smile adorns my face as I invoke Ed…~

ohhhh how cute....

That's so sweet...

Emmy smiles as she watches Sunshine and Dhampir..*thinks* this is true love. Congrats you two darlings :)

hmpf... its kind of gross to watch though....

I wander back into my cafe....look at the scene......and point the lovebirds to a curtained corner booth where they can have some privacy.
I brew up some special tea just for me sit down and open my copy of the devine comedy

oooooo Alighieri rocks.

"It were a shameful thing if one should rhyme under the semblance of metaphor or rhetorical similitude, and afterwards, being questioned thereof, should be unable to rid his words of such semblance, unto their right understanding." (from Vita Nuova, c. 1293)

Enters cafe for first time. Orders one tea (has objections to coffee >:( ) and of course as many "special brownies" as i can fit in my stomach. Admires splendour of conversation and sits down to observe the comings and goings.

HEYYY!!!! are those the special brownies i put the ex lax in that Sunshine ate yesterday? >:) muahahahahha..

*walks into the door.... reads the sign 'PULL' keeps pushing the door to no avail* SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!! I CANT GET IN!!! :(

I advice you not to drink coffee with those brownies...
It seems to give them a bad kick!

I should have tried them with tea...

*walks in and sits down* hmmm i wonder what i shall drink this evening. ahh cafe italiano *uses mental powers to bring coffe to me* hmm missing somethin omg blood donuts!!!! *makes the whole platter come to me and starts munching* mwahahaha yumm yumm yumm yumm

Walks back in and looks around and smiles as he sees the love birds. Hears Emaerald wish and says a few words and a cup appears in his hand walks over to her and smiles softly, he my dear your latte. Hands it to her and walks over to the counter and gets a mug of coffee.

*keeps on pushing at the door that says PULL* LEMME END!!! OH GOD!! IM TRAPPED!! *cries* its scary out here.. TOO MUCH SUN!!!!!! *sobs*

*hover over to midnightdeath* hello there dearest welcome. here you can have brownies with "splenda" or any asort ment of junk food i recomend the blood donut. and ofcourse the best coffe around what do you preffer?

looks at his watch, darn just as I was getting relaxed its time to go. gets up and walks to the door opens it and walks out into the night

*walks out of the shadows*

Shhhh... They weren't supposed to know I was here!! You blew my cover!!

splenda makes me sneeze :)

I push the handicapped button and the door opens.....and as darklight falls through i fly over him and out...i'll be back late ppls...don't wreck the place...

oops sorry. hmm well anyhow what would you like. coffee blood donut *takes a bite* oooh yay its the birthday girl. hmm dont worry about that we have special brownies with real sugar for you ur godess.

*burns into a crisp* THANKS ALOT!!!! MEHHHHHH!!!! *glides thru the door*

hmm... black coffee and the blood donut would be nice! =)

aww thanks :)


not the birthday girl just yet

tomorrow i will be ♥

yummy!! BROWNIES!! :) :)

*brings some coffe and donut to midnightdeath* here you go anything else you desire like *pulls a rose* here for you. anything else just ask around someone will be sure to conjure it up. :)

*takes the coffee, donut and rose*
Grr Joey! I didn't need a rose lol But thanks for all of it

*takes a sip of the coffee and then a bite of the donut*

This donut is yummy! *takes another bite* mmm

So you guys ate up ALL the Blood Donuts i put in? Oh well.. *teleports some more with a whispered word from the OtherRealm* Enjoy! I will have some Ladyfingers.. *spits* damn nail..

Darklight i don't think those ladies apreciate you chopping thier fingers like that. hmm *take one of the new batch of the blood donuts* but thanks for the blood donuts though!! :)

meh.. thats an opinion ;) *takes a donut* mm... these are good!! :D Thanks, Ancients haha

I think I'll try one of those blood donuts, they sound yummy!

*Slinks out of the broom closet yawning and makes a b-line for the coffee*
I'll take an extra large of the strongest thing on tap!

Mmmm...
They are yummy ^_^

*tosses Crystaline a flask of rum* try this for an extra kick haha..

woot i gots me a new pair o' sunglasses

*Up ends the flask into the coffee,adding a ton of sugar and finds a seat in a corner
tossing the flask back to darklight*
By the way darklight im curiouse are you in conflict? lol

*snaps the flask out of the air and tosses it to the astral realm for refilling*

I WAS!!! lol.. i tried to open a door that said PULL but everytime i pushed, it wouldnt open!! and no one let me in, so now, im a ghost, thanks to the sun!

Heh i just had to ask cuz i used to have a game for my sega saturn called darklight conflict

haha.. oooo lol.. i see.

*grabs another blood donut*

Man, these things are good! *takes a bite*

Sooo....

:D *takes another one and watches the forumers* GAIL SWALLOWS!!! (i love Scary Movie)

hmm are you guys still eating donuts. god is there something special in there. i mean i can't stop eating em *takes another one*

any ice cream left?

*conjures up ice cream* anything for you your godess :)

yummy..is it mint chocolate chip and chocolate chip ?

of course :). its magical ice cream it changes to the flavor you want.

wow, very cool!


Thank you ♥

heheh
I swing back into the room throught the window....grab Deity up and give her a big birthday kiss on the cheek....
well actually it's ten minutes away...so I may have to keep it up for a while...hehe
he
course if my lady walks in I think i'm dead meat...hehhe oh...wait....i've been dead meat for a very long time....hehe

boo...

Eek.

What's up, Requiem?

Notta lotta. Insomnia has struck.

It was horrible.

Victims everywhere - not a snore to be seen! Erm, heard.

*sob*

But seriously.

I wonder what a snore would look like?

It sounds kind of dark blue.

Hey! It's general chat.

I am going to be tacky and pimp my portfolio, and thusly, my tattoo work.

Hurry!

Go look at my butt!

*grin*

Lol, well, I need to go to bed... and you do have a sexxy ass...

Talk to you later, love.

hehe I splash some rubbing alcohol on the nice newly perforated flesh
hows that feel req?

this place is closed....head to the new thread....

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