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Ok, this is pretty different to most of the other threads...but that's alot what this site is about isnt it?

Well, i was just wondering, what are some of your favourite T-shirt slogans you've seen?

One of my favourite would have to be a shirt my friend brough for her Boyfriend.
On the front, it had a nun masturbating and on the back, in large writting read, "God's a cunt." (No affence to anyone christian, and sorry if i caused any)

XXX -Pyro-Dare- XXX

yeah right on i guess I like tee shirts with flowers and pretty bows on them NOT hahahah

lol I like some rude ones:P

One in my personal collection says:

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

i would have to say i have two favorites that i have seen one is do i look like a friggin people person and i do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do a lot of people around here comment on them

funny my friends and i were talking about tshirt slogans just earlier,,,, were saying about the roger hargraves mr men books for kids,how it would be kool to have mr men tshirts,,, mr wasted mr pissed little miss slutty, little miss serial killer etc,,,, anyways one of my faves is" i taught ur boyfriend that thing u like"

Favorite from my collection reads "Bondage: No Pain, No Gain"

Although a close second is "Will somebody please poke holes in the top of my jar?"

a friend of mine has a shirt that reads "dood, dead chicks are hot"

I have several that it's not often I wear.
I'm still a pin-stripe suit kinda girl... but here's what I can remember...

"Do NOT start with me... You will NOT win."
(That's a sticker on my truck as well.)

"I have tattoos in places only YOUR MOM has seen."
(Stemming from a night patroning a VERY nice Gent's club in SC with a friend.)

... and finally my favorite-

"My inner child is a mean little fucker."
(Which at this point can be taken figuratively or literally.)

my favourite is one for bikers that says on the back "if you can read this, the bitch has fallen down"

I always wanted to make my own... but not just on t-shirts

for example "stop staring at my ass" on my ass... and then on the legs have "yes i know it's hot" and "stop looking you freak"

but the best t-shirt slogan ever has to be...

"If you can read this, then you are obviously thinking that i'm one of those people who thinks it's really witty to put something on a t-shirt when it's probably been done before by a few million other people around the globe. but nobody has a t-shirt with a rant about t-shirt slogans on like this one... i am a sell out"

either that or just have the japanese symbol(s) for "poop"

mdshai:

The shirt reads "If you can read this the bitch fell off."

I'd also like to make a retort to that.

"This bitch don't fall off."

That's an actual shirt, btw. :-D

"I know the voices in my head aren't real ... but they have some really good ideas."

=)

To any who know me very well, they know just how true this t-shirt is =)

http://www.gothic.uk.com/acatalog/CORPSE_CLOTHING.html

check out that for some very funny t-shirts

Goats don't say no and don't bother you when the kidds born

"It's not a phase"

"You call me a freak like it's a bad thing"

"The little green men who live behind my eyes and scream at my brain...told me to say 'hello' "

www.thinkgeek. com has badass shirts

My two favorites are:


" roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you "




and

"Will work for Bandwidth"

These are just a few of my favorites from www.tshirthell.com

YOU CAN'T HAVE MANSLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER

COULD YOU COME BACK
IN A FEW BEERS?

I'LL BE USING THESE
TO MY ADVANTAGE
(This slogan is right on your chest. This is so totally my shirt! *LOL*)

SHITTLES (taste the asshole)

I TAUGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE

And........

I TAUGHT YOUR BOYFRIEND
THAT THING YOU LIKE

I'd still love to know where a guy I used to work with found this shirt.... all it said, in big block letters was

"FUCK YOU, YOU BIG DILDO"

"My imaginary friends say you have serious mental problems."

"I live in my own little world...but that's alright...they know me there."

"Before this job, I drank, smoked and used foul language for no reason at all. Now that I work here, I have a reason."


"I used to be schitzophrenic, but we're ok now."

I have a few that i do wear during the summer and as night shirts in the winter

1) Boners streetwear, There are skeletons f#$king in differnt positions.

2) Follow your instincts (front) bacardi black (back) image on the front is of a wolf baying at the moon.

3) Grasshopper, in the Sesame Street logo with a pot leaf in the upper part of the sign.

4) Love is here

5) who farted, with burn holes in them.giggles i love this one.

*6)I'm fantastic in dark places.

*7)Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.

*8) If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.


* these are just pins but i would love to have them on a t-shirt or tiny tee.

>:D

my favorite is;
sacrifice cancel i fuck the virgin
and i found jesus he was hiding behind the couch

OMG!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*snrk* @ Saphyreyes (I know I messed up the spelling, I am sorry) and the men periods tampon thingy LOL

jesus is coming, but dont worry we will nail him again

do not disturb im disturb enough as it is