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Daermon's

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Welcome to the Cafe ..... the only rule is to avoid rude flamings ...... discussion ...... argument (not too heated) and weirdness is open, allowed, and accepted. The art on the walls mirrors your true self ...... and the walls themselves ...... tend to be shifting reality as they are formed from primal chaos (and they eat mimes) ...... and do not take kindly to orders ...... they have a mind of their own did I mention the mimes?) ...... the coffee is get it yourself ...... the bar is open ...... the jukebox is playing ...... and the flying monkey is in residence ...... that would be me (Daermon)......
and the only rule we have IS enforced ...... so NO derogatory rudeness ...... other than that ...... anything goes ...... but please do keep it withing reason ...... it's a fun place ...... and disregarding the rules might get you a seven day waiting period in the penalty box of Nic's making ......

Anything in Italics is solely the product of Requiem's deluded, frothing imagination and to be completely disregarded. Unless it's about mimes.

*walks in shivering and gets a drink*

Hello hello.

*starts a contained fire to keep herself warm*

Hiya. =)

Whyfore are ya shivering?

Umm, probably because i'm cold...lol.

I guess after months and months of wearing jeans and a jacket...your body adjusts to a certain temperature, and i am finding it hard to keep warm these days unless with the aid of a fire...

Ahh.

It was 103 here yesterday. o_0

Hmm, i'm in Australia, what would that be in Celcius?

*blink*

I dunno.

I have the conversion formula here somewhere, but I always muck it up. lemme see if I can figger it out.

Lol, alrighty.

Well, how have you been then?
*offers you a drink*

39.44

I found a converter here.

I am doing fabulously *accepts the drink* now that the work week and day are over. *grin*

Good to hear.
*holds her drink up* Cheers.

So..i wonder when this place is going to start filling up with people...

Ah, i must bid you a farewell, i have to go.

Shall talk to you later.

*walks in, lits a cigarette and sits*

Evening kids

how's everyone here tonight?

*plunk's her butt down all tucker'd out*
*pout's* wish I could light a cigarette *grumbles*

well hon I have more here if you like one

~Glides in quietly, looks around, and heads to a dark corner, nodding to everyone here~ Greetings and how are you this fine nite?

Evening VampyOne!

Things seem to be deserted here for the moment. How are you tonight?

I am doing well. and how are you? You're right-awefully quiet in here

What can I say nicnivian?

I know what it implies to smocke but I swore to myself a long time ago that I wouldnever stop.

One thing you can do is smocke cigars they smell and taste better

I am ok VampyOne thanks for asking

*shakes her head* mmm noo they're worse .. my friend bring's me back cubian cigar's every year he goes (and he spare's no expense I've been given $300 US price of the friggen things and I smoked it and made myself like the gift lmao)

smoking is goooooooooddd. I'm sorry. I'm having major issues right now so I'm interuppting peoples conversations.

*sits in corner with a bottle of vodka*

good evening all. how are yall tonight?

Sorry to hear that nicnivian but I love the smell mostly the ones that taste and smell like chocolate

WHOA, 46.

actually wow, but ok. it's friday and i'm stuck here.....at home......because my friends are dickwads.......and we couldn't agree on where to go tonight so here i am.......

*sad face. :(

i have no clue what yur talking about but i thought i would suport a fellow user

*walks back in and declares that She has returned*

*takes a bow and siddles over to the car*

Hmm...car? I meant bar....heheh, woops.

vlad, dawling!

my idiot friends could not make up their minds wether they wanted to go to the club, the pool hall or catch the new willie wonka movie. so they stayed home. i opted for the movie but it's after midnight so we should of all went to fucking Ihop.

*lits other cigarette and keeps on reading*

is this place deserted again?

hmmm getting drunk blossom....
(looks at the pole on the stage.....grins)
hehehe
never mind...
hey nic....come on.....you know you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana

fly in and sit at bar, got any 0- blood, i just flew in from idaho and boy are my arms tired

Ahhh..46 now huh? where can I get drinks?

=)

~walks into the room and looks about~

*Pops in for a quick double shot of some jager*

Strolls in and over to the bar. Glances around. Hey everyone how's it shakin?

Hey Angel. How's your day goin?

My back hurts I need to sit down, I feel like an old man. O_o

My god have I been slacking or what. **walks in and lights a cig sitting in a chair** I need to be online more often **lays her head down on the table** Anyone have any hangover pills? I could use them right about now..

Oh I hate hangovers, sorry I've got none of that stuff.

hmmm pills that cause hangovers.....
I know a good chemist....he could prolly fabricate something like that....

**laughs** no not one that causes hangovers one that gets rid of them.. I went partin last night and I am payin for it now..

you an me both darlin......we had a birthday party here round my firepit last night....it rained the whole time....good thing I keep firewood dry in the shed
but it was muchly fun
hehe good cure for a hangover tho....drink gatoraid or other type sport drink before passing out, a hangover is your brain going through mild dehydration
and those drinks replenish the electrolytes

i like coffie

ahhh the fun and follies of youth....
heheh
hey waitaminute....im not a youth...oh well fun and follies anyways

hehe, its always fun till you wake-up and wonder what you did, because you don't remember... Not too much fun anymore for me drinking anymore takes to much out of me.

Daer, something tells me you'll be NINETY and still having "fun and follies" chasing Mordes and me around the old folks home screaming "CABBAGES!!! CABBAGES!!!!!"

Oh lordie! What a visual!! LMAO

Hey Badangel, before the next time that you go out, get RU-21 from GNC. You take those bad boys and hangovers will either be nonexistant or dramatically lessened.

hola everyone how you all been. i was gone but i am back :)

I feel sorry for ALL who live near Daermon .... Specially when he's old ;) I can see him trying to hit on the young ones when they laugh and say he can't get it up I can see him shouting after em "I have popsicle sticks and scotch tape never you mind I can't get it up!" :)
And No Daermon I don't waaaaannnnnnnnaaa! :)

lol hmm i don't think that will happen. I mean i don't think his lovely lady would let him just sit out there and yell at kids all day. Althought... that might be a lot of fun

Heheheh Alassiel might be right beside him with a slingshot and over-cooked cookies, taking aim. *grin*

"Take that, ya whippersnapper!" *crunch*

lmfao ..... yeah he'll lure them in while she attacks lol

Sounds like a sound working partnership to me lol

walks in hiding behind the hooded cloak he is wearing grabs a quik cup of coffee goes to the furtherest dark corner chuckling to himself this will wake them up he thinks and smiles cheekily rest day play day puts down two rotten egg stink bombs and flles as quik as he came in

*watches as the arms snake out from the walls, swallowing the stink bombs whole, and spank shadowpanther with a gaseous belch*

Silly Kitty.

Looks up from her capt and coke and giggles. That'll teach ya! hehehhee

oooow oh ok wont do it again oh gas stomach gotta run bye wont do that again he thinks to himself

*grin*

I ought to know about those demn arms ... I've worn mime gore often enough.

That strikes a cord for me for some reason. *falls off her chair laughing* Ouchie.

Don't bruise yer bum.

It'll make sitting difficult.

I'll try. LOL I'm so uncoordinated. *sigh* lol

I am procrastinating BIG TIME.

I am supposed to be writing the finish of a vignette, a scene with a character and a lawyer. *sigh* I don't know how to write a lawyer.

Just think....money grubbing, no ethics, bitch who slept her way to the top type. LOLOL

He's an old man, been the family lawyer, works for a successful firm. meh.