MINNEAPOLIS (Reuters) - Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.
"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.
Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits.
"I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."
However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.
Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol.
Sharkey told the Minneapolis Star Tribune that he's a vampire "just like you see in the movies and TV."
"I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood," he said, adding that his donor is his wife, Julie.
The field for the governor's race in Minnesota is far from complete. Republican incumbent Tim Pawlenty is widely expected to seek another term in November and his Democratic opponent has not been determined.
Sharkey said he planned to announce his candidacy Friday -- the 13th -- because that was "my lucky number."
I never heard of that party before. Are you sure that this isnt bogus. In order for a new party to start there has to be so much backing and so many signatures first. That just doesnt sound right to me. I work for the elections board and it takes alot for there to be a new party line. Unless he is running as an independent or a write in candidate.. I would like to see that article..
OMG HE IS SO GONNA GET HMSELF KILLED OMG LMFAO
either a hunter or the council or cation will kill his ass if he keeps it up LMFAO ROFL
*falls of chair laughing* Is he serious? If it IS real, would you vote for him? Just curious.
A vampyre, a satanist and a man whose plan is to "execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol." Oh yeah this guy has a solid hold on the governer's seat. About as solid as his hold on sanity.
Have to say I'm half tempted to say hell vote for him, seems he's going to be fair over religion and even get rid of a few who waste our air by breathing.....
Of course the donor thing may lose him a couple of votes
Lol, and I thought our politicians here were bad
roflmao
well it wouldnt be the first time we've had nutcases in power......
*grins at Darkmother*
Well...... I didn't know if a brit should really make comment on some of the ones who have held power over there, lol, suffice to say many a debate I have watched of your politicians has been better than an official comedy show.....
OH GOD..... the idiot is from New Jersey!!!!
Like we need another reason for people to laugh at us.......
:: gets his sword, and goes to "chat" with the canidate...... ::
::Scoffs:: Is he serious?!? Although it's nice he pointed out that his donor was also his wife ::sarcastic voice::
This is why America sucks! (and not in the good way either) Come on. First Bush and now this guy?!?
Though I like the fact he mentioned execution for child molestors.... geez.
Merely one thing to say....
If Arnold can get into office and be taken seriously.... so can this one...
Bush got in didn't he?
As governor, sure its possible that he could win..independants have seats in a lot of places from Senators on down...BUT we CANNOT have an Independant 3rd party President until the electoral college is either revamped (no pun intended) or abolished. It simply cannot happen by law..
*shakes her head at the guy*
I think that he might have good intentions, but I don't think that the way to win over voters is to put everything out there. At least not at first. People are too quick to judge over this.
Does he except to be taken seriously? He is going to get himself killed! And probably going to piss off a lot of people in the vampire comunity.