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Dear VR,

You're here reading this, why? Because you are dirty little e-whore voyeurs. Now my last plea had some good results, but frankly I'm insatiable. Since you're here, you might as well pony up the adds before going back to your filthy ways.

Damn no one is taking the bait :(

For that image- I am taking you off my friends, journal list. I might even take honor from you.

Nightmares here I come.

But....but.....but Rattie you can't do that to me.

-sniffles-

I thought we were friends.

The kind that would never hurt each other. But no. You called me a whore and tore my heart into pieces. You threatened my honor and my vr ranking. You have hurt me beyond words when all I wanted was to be your bff.

*hangs head* ok ok..I admit it, I had to look.

So I added you. But uhh not for what I saw. *laughs*

Well then Muse... I will leave you as my friend, on my journal list and leave your honor alone. But it is going to cost ya. I want a image of a man to replace that one. Something with more style, more class, more 6 pack abs and a tight butt. Don't even have to have the pole.

Why you may ask- Because I am shallow that way.


*and likes pulling the Muse leg*

I took one look at that image.

I'm BLIND, but, that image shall forever be burned into my brain....

(Runs screaming, jumping over the nearest cliff)

heh

Muse...for that post, you deserve a beating.
And - you are already a friend here. Don't know about the honor though, as you caused my eyeballs to hurt...
:)

*covers eyes it burns* *falls over and dies* but adds and rates you before being buried

rated & added you & your journal