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*Looks up* I got nothing!

-Startled by your deathly eyes, so goes off to make you coffee and for my morning run-

Oh my..damn I'm lucky!!!

*Custard pie, slpats in face*

*GETS WOKE BY MY WIFE WITH A WET FLANNEL*

Wakes up and sees Snoopy in my room! O.o

'ello!!!

-nudges you-

Where's my coffee!?!

In the kitchen?

-wakes up and wonders why Snoopy is in my room- o.0

-reminds myself to lock my bedroom door-

Please tell me you have doughnuts???

Doughnuts are on the counter

Score!

well hello there :)

Cooks dinner for the people above! :)

I don't require much but blood and absinthe :)

Gives MoonlapseVertigo blood and absinthe :)

Morning,Morning

thanks alice *hugs*

hey there again :)

-chuckles-

Are we making this a habit?

Ooops, sorry. Wrong house...

Please tell me no one got hurt...

LOL!

Good morning everyone!! I'm waiting on my coffee so I can leave for the clinic and then the library to hang out with you awesome people and get my mentorship rolling! Anyone interested in helping me with it??

Come on now everybody.. Wake up and post with me!!!!

Wakes up and falls to the floor-

Helps the person above up

Good morning -offers her coffee-

Lucky me:)

Offers to the one above breakfast

Thought you'd never ask:) I'm absolutely dying for a bite to eat V---V !

hey there do you want me to brew you some nice stong coffee with a steak eggs and hashbrowns.

Yes please! :3

fixes you breakfast in bed

Mmmm....she likes to handle a big thick one in the morning....cooked to a T and served with bacon....try and say "Beer Can"" in a jamaican accent without saying bacon....

Haha fixes the above dinner

good morning sleeping beauty

~cooking a full course breakfast~

~fixes you a cup of strong coffee as well~

Why thank you! Cooks you a breakfest buffet

thank you your cooking taste so good

hugggs

*hugs* :)

makes you a breakfast casserole

~tickles you awake~

Good morning twinkles toes
Makes a black coffee

BOO!!!!
how did you sleep sleeping beauty?

do you want breakfast ?

Cooks bacon and waffles for the above

cooks you a breakfast buffet

Why thank you! :)

Offers a drink

-smiles-

heeeeey! dont infect me, okay?

Hey! I know you!

Not you again tee hee

-wakes up and immediately smacks Giga-

hey sleepy head

~makes you a cup of strong coffee~

Brews him a cup of cup with a shot of whiskey

Uhm,haven't we done this before?

-chuckles-

Good morning to all

oh fuck.....did we....uh...

Oh Snap!

pours a glass of water on your face


wake up sleeping beauty ~laughing~

Honey tonight can you let me sleep please...?

sure get your rest honey bunch

*fluffs her pillow and tucks her in*

pours hot sauce in your mouth

pulls you back into bed for a snuggle

hey hey

hand's you coffee and say good morning

oooh let's do it again!

puts firecrackers in a empty coffee can and lights them

~giggles~

-shanks you-

What again ! People will begin too talk ya know tee hee

pours a bucket of water on ya

~laughing~

You AGAIN!?!

Thinks oh my god... Should have gone too specsavers Tee hee :P

cooks you breakfast

Wake me in another hour

wakes you up later

Thankies...lol

brings you a tray of goodies

hi

Fancy meeting you here.

Care for some bacon and eggs?

what do you want me to cook you on this fine morning?

Never again am I drinking that much tequila .

well let me fix you something that will help

Passes him some OJ to give to the above

makes coffee

...sneaks up, and dumps ice cubs down pants.

ice cubes...lol

Nuzzles your neck

makes you a cup of coffee

reaches for my shotgun

reaches for my bucket of water

*Wonders how this happened then sneaks out of bed and drinks a stong cup of coffee*

gets my firecrackers and sets them off

Sets off explosives

OMG How did that happen .

*puts down fresh paper on the floor*

Is it newspaper? If so can you save the sport pages?

Grills steak for Snoopy! :)

slaps you with a rack of ribs

Lines the bedroom floor with tarps.

Gets the baby oil out

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