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In a store

Looking around for

something that sparkles

And shines bright

that pairs well

With pretty much

any pair of

Socks and shirts

that you wear

Your head and

hand in and

sling made of

A shirt and

some banana peels

That smell terrible

the smell lingers

On my clothes

and my eyes

I can't see

or hear anything

I put my

hand on my

Bedroom door and

saw pink stars

that glowed and

Showed the universe

in a vast

expanse of night

under the dome

with bacon and

and eggs too

And some coffee

brewed just right

hot and sweet

And some doughnuts

chocolate frosted donuts

Which I ate

from Satan's plate

at around eight

I found some

monkey brain stew

It looked delicious

Then I puked

On my friend

She was pissed

I apologized but

She shot me

And blood was

Gushing out of

The bullet wound

on my ass

flowing down through

Very sexy thighs

of dancing chickens

Devoured by wolves

then worn by

A giant ogre

That digs his

Own food from

From his rear

and entrails too

All four corners

of satans table

surrounded by candles

and dead bodies

That come alive

Flame turned different

Into ashes and

alien vessels hovering

Flying over head

Scream and run

Basements without food

To see that

green men appear

With weapons and

dark entities following

That drinks blood

and feeds off

Anything in their

path that they

Go charging down

into the dark

Creepy, mysterious, alley

In the dark

Looking behind me

To see if

anyone even cared

Or making sure

They don't get

Caught following me

Into a giant

Octopus with teeth

From another galaxy

to far away

Stranded somewhere within

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