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I killed it with...she doesn't talk with a mouthful

Eyes wide shut

huh?

put the lotion in the basket

drawn and quartered

a force of nature

its kind of cold this morning

Resistance is futile

look...the sun came out today

The lemon wedges are in the mailbox.

bouncing

Don't be upset...It was a mercy killing. He had a certain naive charm, but no muscle

No hablo ingles GRINGO

You're all going to die down here.

And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space, and meaning.

Live long and prosper

You killed them!

Gizmo caca

magwa

Snowballs!

wish this headache would go away!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

unlocks the dungeon

He's taking the classes!!

She's eating his brains! o.O

happy kitty

Tacos are Evil

It's comin right for us.

A rambling horde of Tax Collectors!?

ouch!

here we go again

laughs

Yawns

'The Ugly' was making itself known in the Battlefield tonight

Aye. 'The Ugly' is being a brat.

The smurf is in the fireplace

I love cookie dough!

bouncy bouncy

Soft fuzzy socks:-)

I'm alright.... It only burns when I breathe

Home

I love it when you scream

Its snowing!

I want your cherries all of them

When I get out of here...I think I'm gonna get laid.

Creepy little critter

Its way to cold!!

Love this pine scented candle!

reeling in da fishes!

Woohoo!!

But I'll never Sleep with da fishes! lol

Lalalalalala

Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet.

redrum

It's safe...Trust me.

Let's watch a movie!

zombie strippers

Yawnssss..

boop boop be doop

I found my thrill!
On Blueberry Hill!

Huh??

i need booze lol

Moving south..

nobody puts baby in the corner

To extinguish the eternal flame!

cheers!!

Thatsa one spicy meataballa

-smacks your hand-

Get your own!

pudding

Wait...What!?!

Are you ready for some football?

Are you ready for Freddy!?

I'm ready for bed! to sleep!! lol

*ponders*

sleep???? whats that????

you did what exactly?

We got a lot of SNOW!!!

Yummy yum yum

Yummy yum yum

Happy Groundhog Day!

Peeka boo

M*tha F*uckha,please...My shit is custom.

Bow chicka wow wow

coffee!!

If it bleeds we can kill it

Really!?! Twinkies. That is all.

I see dead people tee hee

Put your hands in the air like you really don't care!

na na na na na na na na na batman

Uncross those legs thats my supper your suffocating

mama said you the devil

*Chuckles*

Who discovered electricity mama, I did.

Dont pay the ferryman till he gets ya to the otherside

whats for dinner, I'm hungry!

i hate having to go to work tomorrow

you got your peanut butter in my chocolate!

By the power vested in me I now pronounce you cuntmuffin of the year .

giggles

One more word out of you and he gets it!

Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you!

You want pawn quacker

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