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-drops an iron pot on the floor-

brings breakfast

brings a news paper to you

brings you coffee

Well, it's gone a little too quiet for my liking in here.

Turns up the noise

Not too loud, though. My poor ears are delicate.



(actually, I have quite a bit of damage to my right eardrum)

Turns it down a bit and hands you ear muffs

So accommodating. -scratches between your shoulder blades-

Wiggles
Wags my tail

-flicks your nose-

Bares my teeth

Puts a toothbrush in mouth

Moves my head from side to side to get a good clean

I'm not doing it for you lol

Squirts toothpaste at you

hands you some mouthwash

Coffee?

absinthe for me

Yes please!
Kisses you deeply while breathing you in...

oh wolf? didn't feel you like that lol

Gives you coffee to speed you up

My internet is so slow things are apt to go hay wire or that maybe hey wire on occasion

Passionate kisses

brings you coffee

hey! WHERE IS MY COFFEE :(

eh, how did you all get in my bed...i want coffee to please!

Because you never lock the door. It's practically an invite. ;)

Locks you in :P

-cuffs him to the headboard-

Stands in the doorway naked... Well I always am I guess, apart from my fur

throw water balloons

-kicks you out-

Hello you make a brew

-wraps in a blanket-

takes pillow

-trips you-

ties your shoelaces together

D:

-throws a lamp at you-

brings you tea

brings you hot crumpet

Brings you sausages.

Mmmm thank you
brings you smoked kippers

You made me have to look up crumpets and kippers.

lol
Nothing better than hot buttered crumpet!
You can have the kippers though lol
Gives you a full english breakfast

says i bet you would make some really great tea huh ?

how about strong, splash of milk and some leatherwood honey

O.o

what you don't like tea Kry?

I try to make a habit of not eating anything that can stare at me while I'm eating it.

Shares my cookie

Wait... what kind is it?

Double choc chip

Oh, I'm good then.

-licks your nose-

I would like to retract that action. Even I thought that was a little weird. I got a little too excited.

-hides my nose-

I know where your nose has been.

Tickles your tongue

...

-grins-

Hi.

says hello like Mr rogers in Mr rogers neighborhood

I've never watched it, but I've read about him. And I have to say, I have a lot of respect for that motherfucker.

lol thought it would wake you up when the train comes though the tunnel

Trains and tunnels...

*sticks in earplugs* :(

Metaphorical trains of course, Moonlapse.

good morning!.....coffee!

Goes back to sleep

Hi:-)

Hello you

What's for breakfast??

cooks bacon

mmm something smells good !

Opens the window

clangs symbols

-glares at you over my coffee cup-

refills your cup

Chains you to the bed and sets it on fire.

Blinks!!

How many times are we going to have to replace that bed?

it looks like alot rolls my eyes

I would say that is quite accurate.

hugs Lily

jumps around singing to myself lol

whos rocking the bed? lol

looks around was not me acts innocent

lol bonks you with a pillow

ouch!! dang you i,m gonna get you chasing you around with a big pillow trying to hit you with it lol

trips you as you run past the bed

ducks just in time and runs across the bed to the other side

glare at you
i will get you...you just watch lol

tickles

tickles back as i try to wiggle out of being tickled lol

-offers popcorn for the show-

-yawns-

Stretches opens my eyes whats all that noise

I don't want to get up! T_T

-hands you coffee-

asks for one as well please

hands her a coffee while sipping on her own

-hugs her-

heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bama girl!

hugs, hey sweetie. how ya doin?

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