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*pokes your piercing!*

I have to share this. This silly blackbird spent an hour attacking his own reflection in a mirror in my side garden yesterday. The only thing that finally made him give up was when the neighbors' cats noticed him and went on high alert garden patrol. Not seen him today so I reckon he might be concussed

Only the lonely

HNRGH! *plop*

unicorn, now that song is in my head. how have you been brother?

tummy burps

One of my family members used to buy 'crossword' scratch cards for everyone's birthday/Christmas/whatever. You would scratch off the letters and then scratch off all the corresponding matches in the words (already spelled out for you) on the card. It took forever and would only appeal to people who like that sort of thing and watching golf/grass grow. Then I found out yesterday you could just scratch off the unmarked area that told the lotto vendor whether or not you won and be done with it. #CLEVERINJUN

buys everyone a beer

wiggle with me!

What kind of beer?

beer with naked lollies?

Naked lollis? I have never herd of that.

good old English Brown Ale...

yes a bunch of beautiful naked lollies like a buch of lollie clones but naked for my amusement

Finished my veggie box this morning. *Beams Proudly* It's 6 feet by 3 feet and 30 inches tall. Pretty much just winged it but feel it turned out pretty well. Thinking when I line it I'll staple gun the liner to the top and then put a lip on it to make it look nicer. I plan to put the heirloom tomatoes in here once they sprout from the seeds I have from last years crop. Does anyone else like growing stuff? Share what you grow.

nope im so not green thumbed

*checks your thumbs* Hmm, nope, you are right... no green at all.

i could paint them green for u :)

Shadow I've just sent my DNA to a super advanced science facility in attempt to get your dream realized. I'm just waiting on the call back.

In the meantime, you should send me your DNA. We might get a two for one special... Maybe they have some sort of clone BOGO sale? That way we can build our Shadow/Lollie armies!

thats an awesome idea! :)

Here is some of my DNA.

lol looks like spermna :P

anywho u can collect some dna from me

Anyone want some of my DNA?..... :P

sperm has dna in it... picky picky

well i know that but it was a funny pic lol

ill take some lilith dna

That picture is of me (kidding) as a pre-infant! hehe

Now you's got Injun DNA.

i shall keep a little of it in a bottle forever

I have to cook dinner and eat. Same me some posting spots. I will be back after dinner.

what we havin?

Lilithmae and Dakotah your DNA is now submitted.

Now. We wait.

*hops into lollies lap*

Woohoo thankies Lollie :)

hehe now we will have nakie liliths too :D

Woohoo *rips off pants and runs neked!!* :P

*chases and gropes her bum!*

Ooooh! Grope tag!!!!! *chases after Shadow chasing after lilithmae*

*runs toward lollie and grabs her tits* yay!!!! this is shadows heaven

Careful! You'll get milk everywhere!

i dont care lol they were calling my name

Good news. The Lab called so we don't have to wait anymore. The bad news... They told us to stop sending them gooey envelopes. *shrug* I tried to tell them it was for science...

puts some of Lollies milk in coffee

how sweet is that milk?

As sweet as she is ;)

hehe that's pretty sweet

Busy baby

Blah. :P

why blah?

By Jove! I think that's done it!

done what? lol

IDK. I am making no sense at all. I am tired Shadow but I do not what to go to bed just yet... can I borrow a pillow just to rest my head on for a moment? *Looks very worn out*

hell yeah hell u can even borrow my bed or u can stay there i promise to be a good girl cuddler

I swear you just are the sweetest friend I have! *climbs in your bed as he snuggles under the covers and relaxes* We are missing two... Ood and L... lollie right? But she asleep I think... its not morning yet in England.

Sits next to Shadow and Dakotah.

Folds hands in lap.

I like being near you.

lollie come get in these covers :D

missing lilith now

Hey i'm here!!!! *Piles into bed for snugglies*

She just logged on. I message her that I have to go to bed. I am fighting to keep my eyes open. Night hon. I also told her to watch over you for me.

Injun is turning in.

shadows soon behind work is in the am

Something's wrong

What's wrong. :( ??

I can't sleep and I took one of the pills the doc RX for me to sleep. I slept like 2 hours.

aww :( sowwie I slept forever

Doctor Who?

I'm cold.....

MMMMMMM Cherry bakewell green Tea

^^^^ Want some! O.o

*wraps Lilith in a soft blankie*

Ahh snuggly, thanks Lollie *Gives lollie a vegan cupcake and cup of hot chocolate with sprinkles*

Buys Lilith some cherry bakewell green tea

Nom nom, thankies!

goes to the co-op store and buys some more to take home.

Ooh co-op hey?....

Yup 2 boxes for 4 or 5 quid, try the salted caramel too lol

Bro.... M... ance!

Not sure i'd like caramel, bakewell sounds damn good though :)

Hey, my favourite injun/movie business partner!!! :)

what a day

I need advise, I am so sleepy, fighting to keep my eyes open, been up since 5 sm, did my walk today. My eyes even going blurry... what is a good way to wake yourself up that does not involve drugs.

Very cold shower?

Masterbate lol

Von needs a cold shower!

LMAO I am giving in and going to take a two hour nap. Even setting my clock so I do not over sleep. You all better still be here when I get back so we can have some fun.

cold shower, no way enjoy the heat lol

I was very wet

*hands Shadow a towel*

thanks peaches!

I love peaches!

lol well alright then :)

Gives Lilith a peach pie

*gives lollie and rainbow penis shaped lolli*

It's... It's... Beautiful....

Ooh..er....pretty penis Lollie.....

lol it is isnt it :D all its missing is sparkles

*Gets my sparkly sprinkles from my purse and sprinkles them on the penis*

There, soooo much prettier! :)

woot woot lilith to the rescue!

Everytime *High 5*

*snuggle gropes*

Deeeeeeeelicious.

yes you are lol

tyrant mind games

that is random lol

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