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*incoherent gurgling*

Turns on radio to opera music.

*swings head to mewzik*

-Nibbles the Ness-

Tosses flowers into the water.

Awe! I love what's going on here!

I'm back!

Wb Omega :D

Dances around the thread.

flower kittens

Eeek so damn cute!
*Smuggles kittens up my top*

*gently kisses each kitten's head*

SQUEEEEEE

Huggles the Ness

Pets kittens too.

=^.^=

Here kitty kitty....

kitty gets excited...here kitteh comes....



whoops ... kitty flagged

aww,very cute the pics:)i love kittens

yawns

Good morning. :-)

Dancing StormTroopers

*blinks hard, yawn, lick thread*

Giggles

*licks NB*

hehe i like all this licking

Pets Nessie

from the perspective of behavioral analysis this is all very interesting

Sticks out tongue

*hugs raven*

Hugs Shadow

SEIDR!!!! *grabs with appendages! Tosses in air! Hugs!* I'm so exited you're here!

Yes I am hehe :) How's it going LochNess ?

Pretty good. Ate some fish, swam some laps, ate a goat that was too close to the edge. Ya know, the usual.

Had some steaks, nessy tastes good with a bit of mustard

I learned how to sell dumb tourists cut up trout. If I call it "Nessie Meat" they pay 5xs more...

ewww trout meat lol 😁

Hum hum hummm *swims in circles*

Mmmmm Smoked Mackerel

Smart ! I heard you are in that lake to protect some valuable treasure is that true ?

... I can neither confirm nor deny that statement. *removes gold crown and hides behind back*

Steals gold crown and puts it on a trouts head hehe

Gets a fishing pole.

*hooks fish on NB's pole*

That's 325 years bad luck, raven!

*hooks fish on NB's pole*

That's 325 years bad luck, raven!

Gets a ground and sea penetrating radar... we shall see heheh :)

.... My precious...

*lowers back underwater*

Tosses out line. Smiles

*licks rock*

Puts beer on rock

I love rock

Gives Nessy the bottle

Suddenly pulls up on the line. I got one !

YAY!!!!!!!!

Reels furiously.

Claps feverishly

Yanks small shark out onto the beach.

*gasp*

Stares at the flopping shark in surprise.

Kill it with fire!!!!!

Grabs my flame thrower.

YAY!!!!!

Blasts the shark to a golden brown.

Let's eat it!

Yummy

*throws tartar sauce on beach*

Sharkburger is what I always wanted to try ;)

*ties napkin around neck*

Quickly fillets shark and plates it up for you two.

takes a flamethrower to cook the shark fillet extra crispy lol :)

You're the best. Nom nom nom

Convinces a bunch of Vikings to go sail on Ness's lake

wheres the siren? lol

...can they be shirtless!? I mean... Both the Vikings and the siren?

*licks scaley lips*

they should be :)

I will ask them but they might get suspicious of my Injun intents.

That's fair! You know best.

*waits patiently*

Don't want to make them nervous.

*licks dakotah*

Thank you.

*ties napkin around neck*

I have to go back to work next week. :(

I have to go back to work next week. :(

That sucks.

work sucks

Booooooooooo! I start my internship next week. :/

at seaworld?

Oh! Nessie! Riiiiight.

Yes. Yes, at sea world.

there going to lose all their exibits

Buffet lol

*licks lips*

...what I wouldn't do to a sea otter...

I have never been to a Sea World.

It's very wet.

I bet.

I do not like places with caged animals.

I like free animals. Like nature meant.

yea, it is kinda sad

*swims in circles*

grabs on to your neck for a ride

*picks up speed*

YIPEE KI YAY, MUTHER F*CKER!

splash tag?

Perfect.

*splash*

Jumps in too.

*splish*

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