The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Just one at a time please, if you're like me it could be a pretty long list :)





Dumbest - playing paratrooper with my 4 older brothers on the room of the house. It did not end well.

I kind of ran with a pencil with my hand.... and I tripped.. you could possible figure out the rest

played in the snow in my bikini in 0 below weather caught phemonia ops

There were lots.

That one time I didn't back check my internet friends and almost got myself abducted comes to mind.

On Grammar school i did something dumb and stupid to,we had a exchange in school i had a sign box,and 1 kid wants that sign box to exchange for his marbles,at the end i had regret and ask the sign box back,but he doesnt give it back.

Climbed out the bedroom window and used a cane to get the tennis ball out of the gutter, shocked my aunt who was driving past at the time.

Ate dog food and kidnapped baby birds-my dad made me put em back and the mom killed them. It traumatized me in a way.

climbed out the windows an back in through them in the mornins jus before school time in the mornins

Ran around on all fours faster than others could run.

*face palm* 1st post should have said "roof" of the house.




Taking the thouroughbred out riding on a windy night. Lol, he was not terribly bright and thought leaves were trying to "get" him. Got lots and lots of bruises that night.

Used to share a room with my sibling and when it got messy my mom would turn evil.

*snickers* You're a dork.




(Teenage years) Decide to take a Hobie Cat (little bitty sailboat) from Long Beach harbor to Catalina Island with only one other person and no cell phone or anything smart like that.

God, that's crazy.

Hmm... I started smoking at 15. I had one and wanted more.

I started smoking at 12

So did my grandmother

I drank an liquid I didn't know until someone told me what it was. This was about seven or eight years of age at the time

Came off my Moto Cross bike and cut my arm open, stitched it up so my parents wouldn't take the bike off me.

When I first learned how to ride a bicycle I did not have training wheels, on the second day, I thought I got the hang of it but I did not know where the brakes were.... and I crashed into a trashcan

You all are crazy.

I used to play soccer and outran and played everyone during practice.

Lol, isn't crazy fun? I still play soccer. I enjoy the sport.

I still share a room with my sister at the moment.... and when our mother goes see what destruction we have made... She turns into the wicked witch of the west

We have alot in common then.

I used to make mud pies with unedible berries on them.. never ate em.

I washed a toad with hand sanitizer too

I used to make mud pies, and I threw them at anyone that walked past me.

lmao badass

I don't know anymore, I forget.

Lol

I ate a worm. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would have been.

Bleh.

Ate a dog bone

I was curious...

I used to pick up dead mice and chase my sister with them. I do not do that anymore... I learned my lesson from that mistake

What happened?

I collected bones from dead animals.

Listened to my older brothers tell me they wouldn't let me get hurt, lol.

Listened to people when they told me I wouldn't make it as a musician.

In 2nd grade l decided l was tired of school and tried to walk home alone. My dad found me about halfway there.

Ate dirt on a dare. (blech)

Aethelwulf, to answer that question I picked up a sleeping one, it began to squirm. I thought it was dead.

I use to go outside without shoes on... I was six, and I got stung by a bee on my foot

Listened to my older brother when he told me the bar of soap in the bathroom was a lolly and i should eat it to find out the flavour. -.-

Oooooo, bad older brother.




Forgot to study for a history test so I made up outrageous answers. Teacher passed me, said it was because he was amazed at my imagination :)

That sounds cool. I wonder if my history teacher would do that lol.

I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and I bumped into a tree

Was backing up to take a picture of a sunset and backed off of the dock I was standing on.

Tried to see how fast I could roller skate down a big hill and had a bug shoot up my nose. It was gross.

Lol

I was walking to school and a bird pooped on my head! I had to walk into the building with all of it on my hair! :(

Ewwwwww! that is the worst.

It was awful.

Tried to hide my friends 52 Buick and didn't know his linkage was messed up. Kinda broke it.

I was curious what glue tasted like... that was back in kindergarten Lol.

tryed to smoke a cigarette when i was very young an hid the cigarettes an lighter behind a bush along with the ashtray ... outside behind the bush .. lol like the things we learn from our parents all i knew it was spose to be put out in the ashtray