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right now, what would your weapon of defence be ?

I have a cup, and a lamp
:)

Lol, I have a remote, and a blanket

you could smother him or her then lol

Lol :)

oh look my daughters pogo stick how conveninat

I have a sword letter opener. Yeah me.

a door oh dear lord!

A big fluffy cushion, the burglar is so getting that in the face...

death by ninja aye chihahua.!!! come girls we can take um.

haha bottle of Spic n Span spray cleaner lmao

A phone or a large table top copier machine that I can barely pickup... so.... phone it is. :)

a big cooking pot

A television remote, a book, millions of CDs and Movies, (cause there is a shelf right next to me), binders, and a bookshelf Lol. I am prepared this time :P

Chair soda bottle and a table

A dagger

window air condition so if i can get it out id be set

A cushion, fan and a waste paper basket...

My fist. Good 'nuff.

a pair of slippers, deoderant, a magazine and a 4' highland broadsword on the wall.


lol, poor burgler.

Cup of FULL Fresh HOT coffee.... that'll do something.... I hope

a large lady.....i cant throw her but she can beat the hell out of him

Hot coffee

a hammer

a lighter.

Another blanket, and a pillow Lol. Well maybe I could jump out the window lol?

Glass of Ice Tea. Glass!

a sign or trash can

Phone

remote

lol well i got my knife.....always have it on me......plus military training lmao feel sorry for the robber

A jar of Goobers

my mother lol

Poor mother lol

I have a book, my pone, a small trash can, my cell phone charger and another blanket lol

My cell phone and my Rat Terrier.

tv!

I have my kitchen door and microwave..
That'll do it

Some folders, a hair brush, a remote, s glue pack, and a book hehehe. I think I may be safe from a burglar lol

haha... glue? Excellent.

Yea glue hehehe a pack of three

a sleeping guy

Lamp and a bowl of cereal :)
xx

A glass of ice water, a stack of CD's (maybe use them like throwing stars?), a book and a pillow.

Two knives and my hands and feet ;)

PlayStation remote

All I have is the tv remote.

A somewhat rusty samurai sword, sheathe needs repairing but the sword can still separate flesh and bone.

An extra firm pillow

My pillow and blanket.... again lol

well my hand is all i have at the moment

My house key, pillows, and a empty cup of cottage cheese

removeable sliding doors

A thick, industrial wall.

my mouse and my switchblade knife

air conditioner

My mother lol or some shoes, and a pillow

Nail polish..emery board.and a diet pepsi

Well now my heavy book bag with almost everything in it hehehe

some people lol

a stapler

A CD and another book bag

more people lol

Deoderant, empty water glass and some window cleaner. Lol, he will be streak free and smell good?

My Calabash pipe, a bottle of Napoleon Brandy. My stereo

a headphone,phone,keyboard ,magazines

Night stand lamp, portable fan, key chain with pepper spray.

Tissue, both used and unused, pillow, cough drops, and my blanket

some glass

My sister's insulin needles

My binder, lunchbox, a piece of paper, and a blanket

Bottle of water

A pillow lol

Yea, have a pillow fight with the burglar! :P. hehehe

a door

Pillow :P

Wa

a lamp....choke the burglar with the cord haha

My blade attached to my right hip.

a person

This would be a long list..... but a lot lol

Cordless phone

open hands

A big grey comb

my phone

my tea bottle

My bookbag full of stuff

Probably my damn keyboard lol

a paper bag

My purse...which is good because it weighs a ton. Lol

Nail clippers..Emery board..clear polish

My little dog.

my box of incense

A book on psychology

death by back scratcher mawhahhahahahhah.

a plate with Rome on it

some people and shadow cant throw them

my phone

bus lol

My sister... He's a goner. Lol

my dragon potpourri burner.....maybe i can throw it while it's hot :D

I have a laptop, control mouse and bunch of Enet cables

A clock

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