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Is it hot in here or is is just you?

If I was your sausage, would you be my bun ?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you must be an angel

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

if hells hot your hotter.

Are those mirrors on your jeans?

Cause I can see myself in your pants.

So are you gonna make love to me or are you gonna wonder what it could have been like and let it play on your mind forever

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I hope you know CPR because you took my breath away.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

Hey come here often....
No only in the mating season LOL

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You're so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

Excuse me, Miss. I believe you dropped my jaw.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Your bed or mine ?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Look, a falling star. I suppose it gave up knowing it couldn't compete with your beauty.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

No Matter What Happens, I Would Always Love You

There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

It may be cold outside, but you definetly light my fire.

With You I Forget What Time It Is.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Are you hot and dangerous, because I bet you have a wild side.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

You're hot now but I bet you are even hotter with nothing on.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Let's go take a ride

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I'm freezing, can you snuggle up against me?

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

I'll hold you tight, and never let go

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Are you really here, or am I dreaming?

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

When you are cannot sleep it is because you are awake in someones dream

When you are cannot sleep it is because you are awake in someones dream

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

I think an Angel has gone missing from heaven

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Let's never day goodbye

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.