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The Waterboy

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

The House Bunny

Escape now, hug later!

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)

Do you, Angela Nardino, take Dean Cumanno as your lawfully wedded husband? To love, honor, and obey, 'til death do you part?

Heartbreakers

Now we're getting somewhere, my pet.

Blade: Trinity


Well, it's a crazy fucked up world and we're all just floating along waiting for someone who can walk on water, man.

SLC Punk!

There's a cello in your house now.

Rocket Science

Everyone is entitled to one good scare.

Halloween

We *are* you. We are the morning you got off the treadmill and ran under the open sky. We're the first time you kissed someone and they kissed you back.

The East (2013)

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

He's very handsome, so don't hit him in the face.

Riding in Cars with Boys (2001)

I have walked a long walk to freedom. It has been a lonely road, and it is not over yet. I know that my country, was not made to be a land of hatred. No one is born hating another person because the color of his skin. People learn to hate. They can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart.

Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Noble? We, we're thieves, Dad, and what we're stealing is - let's face it - garbage!

Ratatouille (2007)

The brass knew. They saw'em shackled, they saw'em hooded, and they said, "Right on! You're doing a great job."

Taxi to the Dark Side

Mmm... her ass fatter than a swamp possum with the mumps!

ATL (2006)

Explain this to me again. I didn't know somebody could shoot themself with their own arrow.

Deliverance (1972)

I just want to be sure you've considered all our options. Because people who shoot at you, usually wind up shooting at me too.

Captain america civil war


He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

It

There's nothing the matter with the instrument, it's the body. The woman's body is all wrong!

Dead Ringers (1988)

It's a living thing, Brian. It breathes, it eats, and it hates. The only way to beat it is to think like it. To know that this flame will spread this way across the door and up across the ceiling, not because of the physics of flammable liquids, but because it wants to. Some guys on this job, the fire owns them, makes 'em fight it on it's level, but the only way to truly kill it is to love it a little. Just like Ronald.

Backdraft

"Don't be frightened, I've told you, walk in the middle of the road at night."

Withnail & I (1987)

That's what you dream about? Being a monster?

Twilight

Do you know how you kill a tiger, Father Auguste? You tie up your best goat and wait.

Red Riding Hood

Lambs without a shepherd, shepherd without a flock. It is your sins which hold you here!

Silent Hill

We keep everything locked in here. Feel free to look around. Just don't touch anything.

The Conjuring

If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Joan.

Naked Lunch

Freak of nature, born with a certain form of ESP; derangement of the synapses which we call telepathy.

Scanners

Somebody *followed* me here... so he could put that picture at a place where I would find it.

The Girl in the Photographs

Five hours ago Red Queen went homicidal, sealed the Hive and killed everyone down here.

Resident Evil

Other than her stepfather sticking his d*ck in her? I don't think so, she probably thought "hey man f*ck it, if I'm going to do it I might as well get paid" and her mother was too much of a dish rag to do anything about it, you know typical the husband or the kids they always trust the husband...

The Dead Girl

This looks like the Conrad house, it smells like the Conrad house. It even is severely overheated by the Conrad house

Don't Say a Word

Everything's uglier up close.

Paper Towns

"Don't be frightened, I've told you, walk in the middle of the road at night." Was from Truly, Madly, Deeply


"It's good to be the king."

Purple Rain

You're all hard on the outside, but inside you're gooey... gooey.

RED (2010)

I thought I'd seen some mean little gals in my time, but you're the meanest. You wanna know how I know how mean you are? 'Cause I'm mean. I'm smart and I'm mean, and you're smart and you're mean. And you never get caught and I never get caught.

The Bad Seed (1956)

I know you better than you know yourself.

The Truman Show

I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

Se7en

Valhalla, this is Thor. Valhalla, this is Thor. We have visual on a possible high value target.

Eagle Eye (2008)

I brim with charity. I am charity's very soul. And because I am so charitable, I will maroon you on a rock the size of this table, instead of splattering your brains across my bulkhead... as you deserve.

Cutthroat Island

Do you know how much it costs to breed you, you big moron? To train you? To feed you? What good is this man now? He's got no depth perception! All he can do is walk point and take the first hit!

Soldier (1998)

I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the shit hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who asshole to asshole who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more short time ". We responded in true Marine Corps fashion. We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the species. War is hell, boy. That's a fact!

Heartbreak Ridge

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

Full Metal Jacket

Out on that drill field yesterday, you people were miserable. You people ain't even a mob. A mob's got a leader. You people are a herd. I'm gonna get me a sheep dog!

The D.I. (1957)

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

Tombstone-

"i'm your Huckleberry."

Tombstone

I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

Gladiator

I went to this Botox Experiment, and I had a little accident... does it really look that bad?

Fun with Dick and Jane

Yes. I also know that for as long as you can remember, you struggled against your own black heart and always lost. You watched your sprit, your very face change as the beast claws its way out from within you. You are in great pain, aren't you?

The Shadow

Yes, I understand. Uh, we're trying to strip away their individuality. Make them uniform. Feminize them

The Stanford Prison Experiment

This is the nature of war: By protecting others, you save yourselves. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself.

Seven Samurai

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)


["The Way In" radio dialogue in the kitchen] This next one might be familiar to some of you. It's for all of you out there who don't want the night to end. So go ahead, make some mistakes. You can always get it right the next time.

Southbound

I took some Advil. You're gonna write that down?

Southpaw (2015)

Before we start, I want you to kow something. I'm not a rat. You understand? I want that on record before we start.

Black Mass

If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?

Shutter Island

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

The Matrix

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?

Deadpool

I am your humble knight, and I swear allegiance to the courage in your veins. So strong it is, its source must be Uther Pendragon's. I doubt you no more!

Excalibur

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

Hroom, young Master Gandalf! I'm relieved that you've come. Wood and water, stock and stone I can master, but there's a wizard to manage here. Locked his tower.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

A demon cannot feel grief. Are you a man?

Black Robe (1991)

You wouldn't hurt me, would you Brahms?

The Boy

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Jackie Brown

Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

"The Angry Nun" by Neil Bookman: "B*tch! Whore of Jesus! Dressed in black, you do not bleed, like a woman should bleed between the legs! But with your ruler, your crucifix of hatred, you strike my tender flesh! I bleed for you! Oh, mother." And then I-I ran out of ink.

Running with Scissors (2006)

War, earthquake, winds, fire, famine, the plague. Year after year, it's been nothing but disasters. And bandits descend upon us every night. I've seen so many men getting killed like insects, but even I have never heard a story as horrible as this. Yes. So horrible. This time, I may finally lose my faith in the human soul. It's worse than worse than bandits, the plague, famine, fire or wars.

Rashômon

This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in. Your selection is quite shoddy. You are wasting my time.

Ed Wood (1994)

Enough! Do not blaspheme! It is the gods who weep. They see us killing each other over and over since time began. They can't save us from ourselves.

Ran

Reuben, I have to say it. Livin' with you has been an adventure any woman would relish for the rest o' time. I look at cha, with your burned out face and your big belly and your bear-like paws and your shining eye, and I have to say you're a credit to the whole male sex, and I'm proud to have ya for my friend.

Rooster Cogburn (1975)

This must be quite a sight! I'm guiding a masseur, who's carrying my vegetables.

Zatoichi

Mark, we as a nation have failed to honor you. And that's a problem. Not just for you, but for our society. When we fail to honor that which should be honored, it's a problem. It's a canary in a coal mine. Do you bird-watch?

Foxcatcher (2014) Awesome flick......


You're too sharp. That's your trouble. You're like a drawn sword. Sharp, naked without a sheath. You cut well. But good swords are kept in their sheaths.

Sanjuro

Animal rights activists drove him out of the States. Got so bad you couldn't cage a rat without reading him his rights.

The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)

Hide a stone among stones and a man among men.

The Hidden Fortress

All the way. A hot-pussied little whore, who arrived down here looking for freedom, a victim of Puritanical breeding, seeking release for strange new feelings.

Cannibal Ferox (1981)........A great flick.....


Admirable, my Lord. You, who would soon rule the world, allow a ghost to frighten you.

Throne Of Blood

She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

I don't wanna hear about this blind man! What are you doing? Taking the stuff we're supposed to be selling?

Blind Fury

Hey listen, I-I don't know about this. I think they want us for dinner tonight.

Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

I sacrificed three years for you. How could you love him after only three days?

House of Flying Daggers

Now, wait a minute. We're just here to refuel. Those men were already dead. Now you were here, you know that.

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

You have excess bile, poor digestion, Yin and Yang are out of balance. That is why you are so infractious, listless and lethargic, and capable of nothing but cutting remarks. These are all sympptoms of anemia.

Curse of the Golden Flower

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Broke Back Mtn

"I want your blood... and I want your souls. And I want them both right now."

Tombstone

You've been mind-f*cked before?

You've been mind-f*cked before?

Get Him to the Greek

Be patient? Melody, do you realize that my Nora has been waiting on me for 165 years? And a girl will only wait so long, and no longer!

The Time of their Lives

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

We got no food, we got no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Dumb and Dumber

*That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

You know, I hear about this for weeks now. How they can't get in your room and they open the door and it bumps up against something on the floor, which I guess is you!

You know, I hear about this for weeks now. How they can't get in your room and they open the door and it bumps up against something on the floor, which I guess is you!

Tennis, Anyone? (2005)

You see? you hesitate. But as a captain, you can't. You have to act. If you don't, you put the entire crew at risk. Now that's the job. It's not a science. You have to be able to make hard decisions based on imperfect information. Asking men to carry out orders that may result in their deaths. And if you're wrong, you suffer the consequences. If you're not prepared to make those decisions, without pause, without reflection, then you've got no business being a submarine captain.

U-571

He was completely gutted leaving an empty shell sitting there on the giraffe skin upholstry. Even the eyes and the brain went with a horrible "shlupping" sound. The Duke says he would carry that ghastly "shlup" with him to his mausoleum.

Naked Lunch

Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

Every Which Way But Loose

There's one thing I didn't understand. Did Lardass have to pay to get in the contest?

Stand by Me

"You protect the sheep by catchin' the mother fuckin' wolf!"

Training Day

I came here to drink myself to death.

I came here to drink myself to death.

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