The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

After you dig through 38 feet of concrete and steel, my fist and a body bag will be waiting for you on the other side. Until then, you better start digging.

China Girl (1987)

What's the matter with you? Fighting with your friends over nothin'?

Gleaming The Cube

If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.

Deep in the Darkness (2014)

What is a "troglodyte"?

Finishing the Game: The Search for a New Bruce Lee (2007)

Egg foo young.

Fletch (1985)

Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo-wee! Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry.

Christine (1983)

She smiled at me. I want to have deep, meaningful sex with her.

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Damn! You sank my battleshit!

Stand By Me

Chopper! Sic'em, boy!

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended.

You sunk him again, sir. That makes 200 times you sunk Bungo Pete

Men of Honor (2000)

A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer.

American Pie

He's pullin' out the porn.

Mythica: The Darkspore

Man has not known a power that he does not crave. Those are bounded by the darkness will do anything to keep their power. The Darkspore is all that stands against Szorlok, and if those shards ever get put together, there'll be no way to stop him. He'll have power even over death.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Put your drawers on, and take your gun off.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

I don't need people around me, stifling me. So if you don't like it, there's the door.


Training Day :)

Breathe dawg... breathe.

The Social Network (2010)

I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.

Troy (2004)

Your reputation for hospitality is fast becoming legend.

American Ultra

I think I'm that tree. And I think you're the car and I think I'm stopping you.

Robin Hood (2010)

What has eighteen legs and isn't going anywhere?

2012 (2009)

"The moment we stop fighting for each other, that's the moment we lose our humanity!!!"


Training Day

you already said this movie girl ---

Who shot Roger?

Braveheart

There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.


Gangs of New York (2002)

The earth turns, but we don't feel it more. And one night you look up. One spark and the whole sky is on fire.

Trainspotting

No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.


Down Periscope

Approaching the bottom, sir. I can hear a couple of lobsters dukin' it out.

Harsh Times (2005)

Dude, I ain't hangin' around you anymore until you get some fuckin' help.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

I think I just came... didn't you feel it?

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

The Breakfast Club

Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?

Pretty in Pink (1986)

This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!

Vampires Suck

Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!


Volcano (1997)

These people are strangers Jaye! Are you gonna die for them? Jaye, answer me!

Aliens (1986)

That's great, this is really fuckin' great, man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty shit now, man!

Starship Troopers

You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?

Event Horizon

I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.

The Good Son

That once you realize that you can do anything, you're free. You could fly. Nobody can touch you. Nobody. Mark... don't be afraid to fly.

Dances with Wolves! I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend?

Waterworld

Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start.

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

I'm sorry, but no one's looking for you.

King Kong (2005)

And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead."

Them! (1954)

Well, Old Man Johnson could've died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured... and here's one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.

Eastern Promises

He didn't run away. Christ, you make me sound like a burning building.
Star Wars

No blasters! No blasters!

Paparazzi (2004)

The public wants raw and real and that's what we give 'em. Let me tell you something, my friends, we're the last of the real hunters.

Days of Thunder (1990)

Tim, take a look at that hound. That's the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn't to teach him a damn thing.


Green Card (1990)

We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married.

The Toy (1982)

Jack Brown: Who are we gonna tell God? We are gonna say "Hey God! life's unfair!" You know what he's gonna say "Tough Titties!"


Numb 2007

I wanna know that if my limbs fall off we'd still be together no matter what.

Ocean's Eleven

Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society.
Underworld

It is the oldest story in the book; he desires the one thing he cannot have.

Vampires

Can I ask ya somethin, Padre? When I was kickin your ass back there... you get a little wood?

In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

A reality is just what we tell each other it is

Stakeland

In desperate times, false gods abound. People put their faith in the loudest preacher and hope they're right. But sometimes they're wrong. Dead wrong.

The Longest Yard

I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers.

Big Daddy (1999)

Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.

Meet Joe Black

" Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. I say, fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who will love you the same way back. How do you find him? Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. And I'm not hearing any heart. Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven't lived a life at all. But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

Inside Out

Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now YOU!


Naked Lunch

“You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative”

Training Day

are you a wolf or a sheep?

Next movie, A Few Good Men

You cant handle the truth!!!


Blow

Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter. It only seems like it does.

American Ultra

Something very weird is happening to me: I keep killing people! There's a chance I may be... a robot


The Craft

Girls watch out for the weirdos.

Deadpool

Here's what I'm actually gonna do. I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole!


Training Day

Don't worry about it. You'll get a medal.

Monster's Ball

I've always believed that a portrait captures a person far better than a photograph. It truly takes a human being to really see a human being.

Young Frankenstein

To you. You just made a yummy sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.

Kill Your Darlings

You got me and Jack and Bill making your vision come true because you can't do it yourself.

Resident Evil

I don't know what we had, but it's over.

Trainspotting

Excuse me, excuse me. I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special.

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

This is like the flood that happened during Noah's time, or the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah! We ARE being punished for our sins! The dead are rising, and Judgment Day is upon us!

A Clockwork Orange

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

The Last House on the Left

Well you sure picked a hell of a time to grow some balls. Glad to see you too. Now, look. I'm not mad, alright? Just don't do anything stupid.

Captain Phillips

If the pirates find you, remember, you know this ship. They don't. Make them feel like they're in charge but keep them away from the important things like the generator and the engine controls. Stick together... and we'll be all right. Good luck.

Tenebre (1982)

We have eliminated the impossible. Whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Knock Knock (2015)

I'm an architect, so obviously I believe in things happening by your own design.

Rosemary's Baby

Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic! What did you say the name was? Machado?

War of the Worlds (2005)

Yeah. 26 times we counted, over and over again. The lightning just started hitting. It opened up this, like, hole or something. I don't know.

Starship Troopers

Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

The Conjuring 2

Do you know when the voice is going to speak?

Legion

You gave Him what he asked for. I gave Him what He needed.

Daybreakers

Let's be clear about this. Humans were offered a chance to assimilate, but they refused. Therefore, they are enemies of the state and will be captured and farmed for blood supply.

30 Days Of Night

You can feel it. That cold ain't the weather. That's death approaching. Who do you think they're gonna take first? The girl, who thinks a gun will help her? The kid, sheriff's kid? Or the old gal?

28 Weeks Later

"Would you die for me? No. That would be easy. Would you....would you live for me?"

Joker,
Suicide squad.

"Roll your eyes at me again and I will take you over my knee."
Fifty shades. (I know, I know. But that line is HOT)

Oh! I'm not doing it right! Well that's embarrassing.....

] I don't make love. I f*ck... hard.

Hostel

You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?

Jeepers Creepers

Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to... eat.

The Hills Have Eyes

Ninety-seven percent of nation wide coverage, and we get stuck in the three percent.

Wrong Turn

cause you're the mule.

Black Hawk Down

See you're thinking. Don't. 'Cause Sergeant, you can't control who gets hit or who doesn't or who falls out of a chopper or why. It ain't up to you. It's just war.

Shaun of the Dead

I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum and my girlfriend all in the same evening!

The Evil Dead (1981)

We can't bury Shelly - S-She's a friend of ours.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Maybe we're gonna have a big earthquake. They say things get really weird just before.

2012

I don't want to kill everyone Tom, just my enemies.

Godfather II

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