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Wake the one above.


No one above I killed it.

hi hun

-gives her Payne smooches-

Throws a bucket of ice water on her. ~evil zombie giggles~

Puts some brains next to him

NOM NOM NOM

Gives her coffee.

Rolls over want to sleep longer

Wakes and jumps out the window.

Jumps up and down on the bed....WAKE UP!!!!

Gets some orange juice.

Pancakes. Anyone?

-hands her coffee-

Tickles feet with a feather

screams I want coffee

Puts hands over my ears then goes and gets you a coffee

Yells heyyyyyyy to top of my lungs right
In ear!!!!

Jumps up shocked

Gets my trumpet and blows into hard

-opens one eye and asks for one more hour-

Gently shakes you..... Time. To get up now

if you get up will make you coffee or tea . and eggs and toast .

The electricity went off and you overslept, its noon and
your late for work!!!!

wake up..

Sets a real loud alarm

I yelling Goodmorning!;0 here is coffee

Brings coffee.

I demand coffee

good morning Merula...hands you a cup of coffee

Drops a pan on the. Floor causing it to make a loud bang :)

Points shotgun at ceiling and pulls trigger. ~BOOM~ >:D

Hey


Puts the repair bill in front of him

Wipes zombie slime on the bill.

Yuk

Gets a trumpet out

Breaks all the windows.

Meanie


Giggles and licks his face

Sets off a stick of dynamite.

Lmao he just killed me

~dances~ LOL!

Wakes u up with my cries

Brings you a tissue. Maybe you have a cold or something.

Bites you hard

You're not a zombie!

Eats your brain lol

Zombies bite to procreate.

I nite to wake up. He he

I nite to wake up. He he

You nite?

Bite lol

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

Gives up u win

Tickles her.

take the covers and said wake up coffee and breakfast:)

Fire up bread machine!

Too early, it is Sunday, going back to sleep

No its time to wake up, want some coffee?

Kisses her passionately.

Hits him hard

Laughs at her hitting me.

Sets an alarm

Brings coffee.

Calls his gf :)

Thank goodness.

I don't know you but hi :D

Opens the curtains and let's light into the room

Sets an alarm.

Sends in a marching band

Trows in a grenade.

Opens the curtains

Hidesin an ice cave

Blows a trumpet

I should really start locking the front door.

Climbs thru window and throws a cat onto your bed

makes coffee

Rings the door bell

Sets an alarm.

Makes pancakes

Brings coffee.

Sends a puppy into your room to pounce on you

tickles you with a feather

Brings coffee.

Sends a maid to bring you breakfast

Sends in a marching band.

Opens door and shouts wake up

nudges you wakey wakey

put box of donuts and bottle of soda next to you and starts jumping on the bed...lol

Hi

RAWR!!!

☠ rawr mr. zombie ☠

hands you a coffee

Goes to bed its night were i am lol

bring me coffee woman

Sets an alarm.

oh what a night


😈 😈 😈

RAWR!!!

pounces zombie !
😃


I think we're alone now

Alone is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! >:D

I think you're overdressed let me help you out ;)

O.O

Where did my clothes go???

haha

Pure evilness!

edible massage oil time :)

You want a massage??? rawr

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