The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

I killed it.

Coke or Pepsi?

Pepsi
Dog or cat

dog


fish or bird

I like to eat fish and some birds......sorry......neither really.

Tiger or Panda

i want both


coke or pepsi

Pepsi

male or female

both
pool or river?

Pool

sleep or awake

awake
sky dive or cliff jumping?

sky diving

ferrets or rats

home

purple and black

eat at home (safer anyway)

blue or red

lol interesting
Ill go with black

dusk or dawn

dusk


yellow or white

white

snow cones or slushies

slushies


ferbies or chickens

Ferbies

Mermaids or Unicorns

neither

moon or sun

Moon

Witches or Druids

Witches

Naughty or nice

Nice ...always!

Oreos or cake

oreos

coffee or tea

Coffee

pie or cake

Cake

Milk or beer

neither

puddle or jello

Jello

Radio or cd

CD

Paper or plastic

Paper

Silk or cotton

Silk


Blonde or Brunette

blonde

red or black

Red

Vegetable or fruit

Fruit

Dragons or Gargoyles

Dragons

wendigo or werewolf

Werewolf aka Lycans

male or female strippers

Female Strippers

Pineapple or Coconut

Pineapple

Banana or grapes

grapes
good or bad?

grapes


vampires or lycans

vampires
coffee or soda?

Soda


High Energy or Relaxed

relaxed

Relaxing on the couch or going out with friends

Goin out with friends

Gold or silver

gold
big dog or little dog?

little dog

hamburger or Chicken?

chicken

hot dog or fish sticks

Non

Burger or pizza

Pizza

Amusement Parks or Hikes

Hikes

Sunbathing or swimming

Swimming

Cold or hot

cold

rating or posting

Posting

Walking or running

walking

pokemon or digimon

Pokemon

Tablet or laptop

I have both

ferret or cow

Feret

Cookies or Icescream

cookies

screwing a dead body or raping a pig

Rapping a pig


Heaven or Hell?

hell


Beaten with a brick covered in cheese or violated with a bat with bees inside of it

Beaten with a brick covered in cheese or violated

Burnt toast or Peanut butter toast>

burnt


covered in honey while a bear licks you clean or molested by a skunk

covered in honey while a bear licks you clean

Being licked is good!


Dark shadows following you or a Lycos Fucking your brains out.

Dark shadow s

Birds or bees

ill take the shadows no big deal


being raped by satan using a pineapple or having to deal with the fact randomly a set of tits will grow on your ass

Non

Good or bad

bad


being tortured by a old fat man wearing a diaper or being covered with puddle and sent into and old folks home

Neither lol

Faithfull or cheating

Neither

And
goat cheese

Limburger cheese

faithful


smelling like a skunk for a year with out being able to afford tomato juice or skinned alive by a old man using a spoon

neither

full moon or Half moon

Skined alive

Lust or love

is late....and love



murdered by a donut or moltested by cream cheese

neither

cologne or Perfume?

perfume



sitting on an old mans naked lap......while he gropes you or eating sweat socks

neither

Blood or chocolate?

blood

beaten to death by oranges or raped by a pine cone

none

Horses or Unicorns

horses


swim in lake or swim in pool

In a lake

Talking or writing

both
vampires or wolfs?

Wolfs

Silk or wool

silk



travel by boat or airplane

Boat

Train or bus

None

Fruits or vegetables

Both

Rice or pasta

Rice

Mom or dad

mom



cheddar or swiss cheese

Swiss cheese

Oreos or nutela?

Oreos for sure!

Chunky chocolate chip or chewy?

Chunky chocolate chip

Egss or Bacon

Neither; I'm vegan.

Rain or snow?

Both

Red Bull or Monster

Neither!

Peppermint or Spearmint?

Hmm that's a tough one, I might have to go with Peppermint. Unless it's Spearmint tea. Haha.

Lake or Ocean

Both

Noodles or Rice

noodles
white or black?

Black

Tomato or pepper

Tomato

Bowling or Skating

Both

Cheese or Salami

Cheese

Emeralds or Rubies

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