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Wake up to the person above and do "something" or gatecrash an actual wake and have fun with the body.

Hey vicar! Can I have 10 more minutes with my dead wife please....alone...in the casket.

Haven't seen this in awhile so I thought I would give it a lazarus.

Provides him with a dead body

*Smothers her with a stolen pillow" Now that brings back memories doesn't it?

Honestly I wonder category this thread would come under these days.

Always with the murdering lol

Did you expect anything different from the God-King of VR? >:)
*puts her in the casket and into the shark infested seas*
Damn I forgot to draw blood first.

Catches him off guard with Negan's bat

*Ducks and watches her go off-balance from the swing and into a whirlpool of naked zombies"

Nice try.

What zombies?

Yep, I threw them in as well as my dead wife. She is so stiff I can use them as a surf board.

LMFAO!

I wonder how they will do on the waves.

*uses a casket as a canoe*

You know coffins are so useful, you can sleep in it, have sex in it and use it as a boat or a very small solitary confinment.

I'm sure you can lol

*gives him a cold one*

Where is my bottle of Jack to go with it? tut tut Princess >:P

You drink beer with JD? Ewww

Heh I drink anything together, I regularly make myself lethal cocktails remember?

I do but beer and JD is gross lol

You do realize that alcohol is not consumed for taste right? lol

Its for the lovely side effects and the reduction of inhibitations. Party on.

Hmmm not sure what's going on here sooo...

Crawls back into my coffin and locks it shut....

What you never been in a wake thread before? heh how long has it been since the last one?

A long while lol

Makes everyone breakfast

Nope I haven't ...lol but I'll come out to eat your breakfast..

Hands. Off. MY. Breakfast! *turns chainsaw on" >:P

I am going to make bacon and eggs and coffee.

On top of the coffin?

Sure why not? Hey! that is another use. A table! why didn't I think of that?.

Don't mind the body though, the bacon smell is masking the decomposition. >:)

Mmmmm bacon

Lights some candles

*changes the flames green* Much better.

walks in to see what is going on, shakes my head laughing....

Changes the flames purple then runs away

Ah ah. Leave my fire alone!

Tosses some M-80's in your fire..

*throws some gas fluid in it and an atom bomb*

Makes pasta

*steals the pasta and leaves behind a tiny cube of cheese*

*eats the stolen pasta and runs away laughing* What's yours is mine and what's mine is well mine!

ok had coffee but left some in pot

*Murders Banesraver and eats the corpse" And you're mine to eat! >:)
The partially digested Pasta was still nice too.

*Is officially dead because I was hungry and The pasta didn't to belong to me* :)

And look at that! There is a coffin here all ready to be used, of course it still has an occupant but no matter.

Wishes everyone a Happy Halloween ^_^

*throws her in the trash compacter*

*watches*

sits at the back and takes photos

*Sits back with Erinyes laughing*

47 bottles of beer, not a bad night.

in the morn to wake up with yes it is lol. I will stick to my coffee

I don't get hangovers so its doesn't affect my mornings.

Spills Cyanide in the The Wake thread

*rubs your face in it*

*drinks the cyanide* it's delicious

* Waits for Slip to die and then throws her in the coffin* Whats that now? Three in a coffin?

Sorry cannot and will not die *smirks*

So that means I can keep hitting you will all sorts of blunt objects forever! Awesome *gets the frying pan out*

Never thought I'd see the day that you would hit on me

And you never will, but I will hit you. lol

^^Good one Slip!

*Slips back to the back of the room laughing*

Too bad I already saw it! ;)

What are you talking about? I have never done any such thing lol

So that means I can keep hitting you will all sorts of blunt objects forever! Awesome *gets the frying pan out*

See you hit on me lol

Very funny smart ass, I call it assault! *smothers her with a pillow*

Asses aren't smart they spew shit

Then what does that make you? *sprays odor remover around Slip*

wake up and stop living in delusion..

Maybe you should wake from your own delusion of seeing a giant bearded man in the sky lol

*Throws the intruder into "the grinder" of initiation*

Slip, get the kill room ready, someone is about to have themselves an accident.

Hell Naw I got the incinerator all fired up!

Even better....Now this will only hurt...A lot!!

I love the smell of cooking meat.

I like the smell of fried organs

I will have the heart and brain. I like to study the latter before I consume it.

Dammit I wanted the heart!

You can have half since I fancy the liver.

Deal

There is nothing like a nice cooked meal, now I need some garlic and spice.

I toss a bucket of water on you wake up

*evaporates the water before it even hits and throws you into the grinder*

More meat coming through Slip.

Yum

We have more than enough to make pies, steaks and burgers, oh and spaghetti bolognese.

And chilli om nom nom

Just need some pasta and rice.

A chili pasta sounds delish

It does indeed, especially with minced brains.

Ok lunch time

Damn right it is!

Very delicious my compliments to the chef

Its really Hell's kitchen here.

It's something here

*hangs the victims' skeletons on a hook and chain.*

Better decor now.

It needs something else

Like what?

Hmm blood splatters on the walls

Ah excellent! Yes more blood splatters. Wall, floors, ceiling and coffin.

Now it seems homely even with the screams coming from the basement

Oh that is just extra meat going through the grinder.

Very well done, now make sure you leave the skin I have things I want to make with it.

I am expert at flaying, so don't worry there.

Like we need new pillows for the couches and I want to make you a new mask ;)

Leather face 2.0 eh? I'm in. But pillows? This is a kill room...

Yes we could use a little more decorative items made from skin :P

I should throw you in the grinder.

Problem solved. "Jumps into the incinerator"

Now I can smell meat cooking again and I am ravenous once more.

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