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I created the last one and killed it, got to love that. See if I can get a streak.

*grills steak*

Who did it belong to? Wait, I don't care. I just want to consume it.

*Prepares dinner then takes leave to come back later on*

*Adds crying victim's tears to the wine and adds heart and brain as a side dish.*

Delicious

Who said you could eat it?

The voices in my head

I never said you could eat it and I am the only voice in your head.

Well you haven't met the other ones! XD

*bakes pumpkin bars with chocolate chips and cream cheese frosting* what? It's my birth week! ^^

I prefer death week, and I am still ravenous for some meat.

More sweets for me then.

*eats everything*

*Eats Nebula* Tasty. *throws the bones on the couch*

Kicks him away from the food

*puts Angel on a meat hook for later* I like to snack when my favorite horror shows are on. >:)

Take that bite of poison

drains you dry till I see a glimpse of death in your eyes

*puts state of the art ear plugs in and plays the brown note, making everyone shit themselves to death*

But I shall relive

only if I wish it

Takes a bite out of you

puts a black scorpion on your tongue

chew it up and swallow it....just like you

*Nukes the room* radiation therapy.

nice one lol

Now I'm toxic

Quarantine's you with a pack of wild dogs

tames the wild dogs and hangs you up for dinner

*Microwaves you and then eats you while watching The Thing*

chokes the shit out of you ;)

Ties all of you up and torments you as I laugh

*Gives everyone an acid enema*

You and you damn enema's lol

Torture is torture no matter where or how it happens lol

Very true lol

Blows it out in you

Lol

*Turns the kink dial down*

Alright who wants breakfast

what have you got

How about lunch??

Steak, prime rib, mac & cheese, corn and cornbread

Oh heck yea!! Invite me in!

I want some

*Is busy eating someone*

Come on in! Food for all!

If you feed em they will come

*puts a centipede in Slip's ear*

Indeed, and once you're all fattened up, then I eat.

*eats my pasta and takes my leave for the day*

*Pours gasoline everywhere* Anyone want a light? >:)

Hands a key to MM. Lock the doors and listen to them scream

I smell cooking meat. >:)

Well done

And extra crispy, normally I prefer my meat raw and fresh but I am in the mood for something crunchy.

perhaps some A-1 or Heinze 57?

Napalm and an atomic bomb would do it!

*looks around confused*

flash bang grenade

Hands him a grenade and stills the food.

Steals

*tackles the thief and pops her hand with bare hands* Brains anyone?

Head* oops lol

*tackles Mordrakus* I gotcha chew toy right here pal. LOL

*chews on Sorvena's leg* Thanks chew toy, I needed that. >:P

Enema time for everyone I think!

Gives Mordrakusa a brownie and smiles....knowing it has been made with exlax.....

*About to takes a bite but Slippy asks for it and gives it her instead"

*prepares the torture devices and bakes cookies*

Time to unleash the legendary grinder!

Indeed who's first?

Hands a1to a brother. And runs. Leaves a pack of steak too

Just as I was getting hungry as well....

*goes off and watches the movie, "Legend"

*kidnaps Tim Curry and makes him act as Dr Frank.*

^^LOL!

Sits down & enjoys Tim Curry putting on a show

Tim Curry is awesome!

Lets do the time warp again!!!

It's just a jump to the left

Someone release the meat loaf!

Releases Mardrakus...here's the meatloaf

*Butchers him Tim Curry style*

Food time!

Poor Eddy

Indeed but at least we can have nice big meal, I have dibs on the heart and brain, you may the liver.

I'll take the ribs

I will make a stew using meat from the thighs and breasts.

Stew sounds delicious

ok some one has to die so we can eat lol

Eenie meenie mynee moe
who is going to die to fill the stew
Little flames I think Mort and slip would pick you!

*snuffs out the flames and throws him into the pot for stew*

nope I am to fast lol . but I like the legs .

*picks up lucille* eenie...meenie...miney...mo...catch a tiger by it's toe...if he hollers...let him go...my mother...told me to pick the very best one...and you are...it! *points at littleflames*

nope again I can skip jump and get away . I guess we all going to starve lol

*Chews littleflames' legs* No more running for you now! >:)

Anybody moves, anybody says anything, cut the boy's other eye out and feed it to his father and then we'll start. You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.

Lets get to the eating already, talking just makes me even more hungrier.

Sneaks in and steals the meat

*kneecaps the thief and adds them to the pot* extra meat everyone!

adds tenderizer

Don't ever do that again, do you understand me? Because I will shut that shit down!

Yep, no stealing of the meat!

Yea because Lucille here is a vampire bat

How poetic, I killed the last one and now I'm going to kill this one.

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