The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

United 93


Raymond, Am I using you? Am I using you Raymond" "Yeah" "Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago"

Rain Man

They're like caterpillars, like wild beasts. You're losing weight.

sicario


"The trees Ash, they know"

The Evil Dead

Theres this one kid, the other day he took a shit in his pants and later sat on it, I'm not naming names because it's possible that Mikey couldn't help it.

Lord of the Flies

Bonney you are a fool! You call yourself the scourge of New Mexico but by God, I *am* New Mexico, and you are *dead*.

Young Guns II

We share a vagina.

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance

You have to remember this is an investment, Patty. You can't afford to do everything at once.

Pacific Heights

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

Swimming Pool

Don't be sorry. My son is... unique. That's why you can't relate to him. And because he is unique, the world will not tolerate his existence. Will they? But you - you try. Don't you?

Hulk

Do you know - do you have any idea how much - how much I wanted you? How much I loved YOU, you asshole. And then - what an idiot I am. How pathetic is that? Me in love with you. And then Bobby comes along, and I fell in love with this one, and I think that we... that the three of us, maybe we could... F*ck it. Just leave me alone and go back in the house and have a drink.

A Home at the End of the World

The past is a construct of the mind. It blinds us. It fools us into believing it. But the heart wants to live in the present. Look there. You'll find your answer.

Total Recall

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."

Rorschach - Watchmen.

"Am I not merciful?"

Watchmen

t's like we talked about, you control this world. Let the pain go, let the hurt go, let the guilt go. What you are imagining right now, that world you control. That place can be as real as any pain.

Ah ah aha I already got it, pay attention Tommy! lol

Gladiator

Don't you want to take a leap of faith? Or become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone!

Inception


Oh f*ck, they got the munchies!

The Green Inferno

No, it's more like an inheritance. Her mom died when she was twelve and, like, left her everything. And so she keeps her dad on an allowance.

Hostel: Part II

My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.

The House Bunny

Please, I am not super. I am not a villain. I'm just a regular man like yourself with a thousand times more money, intelligence and taste.

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Cabin Fever (2002)

She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on.

Jeepers Creepers

Sure, i talk in a good game. But the truth of matter is i don't deserve these stars. I will always be famous for my biggest failure.

Night at the Museum:Battle of the Smithsonian



are you watching closely?

The Prestige

Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

UHF


desire is irrelevant.

I am a machine.

Terminator 3



"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Casablanca.

"It's amazing how productive doing nothing can be."

Tron: Legacy

"It was Beauty killed the Beast."

King Kong

It’s my understanding that these fellas didn’t have any guns.

Nocturnal Animals
................................

call in the asset

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

They're gonna rape me, and then they're gonna rape your son and they're gonna kill us and eat us.

The Road

" Don't you just hate loose ends?"

The Town

Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack.

Hangover

Edge of Tomorrow

I could see why some of the boys took him for snobby. He had a quiet way about him, a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here. He strolled, like a man in a park without a care or a worry in the world, like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place. Yeah, I think it would be fair to say... I liked Andy from the start.

Zoolander

A Beautiful Mind

I’m glad you brought that up. Because this is the bachelor party.
What?
What are you talking about?
Yeah! It’s my bachelor brunch. Go crazy. Get some chocolate chip pancakes, a lap dance from the waitress.

The Hangover 2

It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms! They've addled his brain and yellowed his teeth!

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

long have I feared.
that my sins would come back to visit me.

The Hobbit

The Patriot & Johnny Mnemonic

It's not living as such that's important, Theseus. It's living rightly

Immortals

Scarface

This is the dream! It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's very, very exciting!

La La Land?

"Once online, a sentient machine will quickly overcome the limits of biology. And in a short time, its analytic power will become greater than the collective intelligence of every person born in the history of the world. So imagine such an entity with a full range of human emotion. Even self-awareness. Some scientists refer to this as "the Singularity." I call it..."

Yup

Transcendence

Took you long enough to ask. So why'd you give up your life on Earth?

Passengers (Not gonna lie, relying on SkyNet for the 2016 titles)

Tron: Legacy

You know the first thing they should've taught you at hooker school? You get the money up front!

Hard 8

The Matrix

Smee, Smee. What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?

Hook

Inception

Oh, wow. That's great! "Snuff 2: The Resurrection!" Well, what'd you expect for twelve hundred?

8MM

Waking Life

 Is this not the most handsome young man you've ever seen in your life? Used to call him a young Jewish Marlon Brando. Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's uh, not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!

Meet The Fockers

Carlito's Way

You know, ih... if I'm a... a King, where's my power? Can I... can I form a government? Can I... can I l-levy a tax, declare a... a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because... the nation believes that when I s... I speak, I speak for them - but I can't speak.

The King's Speech

Boogie Nights

That's unfortunate! Because here, it makes no difference whether you have forgotten it... or if you never knew it. Kindly remove your mask.

Eyes Wide Shut (Mmm Kubrick)

2001: A Space Odyssey

Do you mean the murderers, traitors and thieves you call friends? You'll be relieved to hear I have no idea.

Force Awakens

The Animatrix

Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine.

XXX

Full Metal Jacket

You with your fat little soul and your smug face - picking your way so cautiously through a pastel existence.

Dangerous

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

I mean, I say "I". Machinery. The machinery's working, Catherine. It's on full blast. All the cylinders are firing. I'm on fire.

Proof

Pulp Fiction

On your own from the age of fifteen; reckless, aggressive, and undisciplined.

Rogue One

The Matrix Reloaded

Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you

Constantine (tuchè)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

If I had a nose like Florene's, I wouldn't go around wishing anybody a Merry Christmas!

Driving Miss Daisy

Chain Reaction

You see, at the time I was misquoted. I never said 'The Super-man exists and he is American', what I said was '*God* exists and he is American'. Now if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane.

Watchmen

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

We are on our way thither to rejoin the company having left for a short time to make a small profit from our own exhibitions.

12 Years A Slave

The Blues Brothers

Guy is making me smell the sperm!

The Science of Sheep

Magic Mike XXL (Magic Mike quote is certainly a hefty fine for the infraction)

Hackers

It's when your mouth smells EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BUTT!

Jack

Insomnia

Here we go. Check it out - the fish with boobies.

Piranha 3D

X-men: Days of Future Past

 Now... I want our boys to raise their heads. I want them to act like they have *balls*! I want them to stop shitting their pants! That's your job. As political officers... I'm counting on you.

Enemy at the Gates

The Wolf of Wallstreet

Are we making CHEMICAL WEAPONS? KIDDIE PORN? Are we STRIP-MINING? NO! Why are they after me?

Antitrust

Nothing To Lose

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Dr. Strange Love

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

Black Snake Moan

Die Hard with a Vengeance

You have called me a liar and a thief and a war profiteer.

The Aviator

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