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There comes a time in man's search for meaning when one realises that there are no answers. And when you come to that horrible, unavoidable realization, you accept it or you kill yourself. Or you simply stop searching... I have lived a blessed life. And yet every night, when I climb into bed, turn off the lights, and stare in to the dark, I wonder... Is this all there is?

Jackie

Jarhead

My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he-he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz-um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.

Kindergarten Cop

Kindergarten Cop

And the tiny hairs on your arm, you know when they stand up? That's them. When they get mad... it gets cold.

The Sixth Sense

The Fifth Element

The cow hasn't been born yet that can give birth to the bull that can hurt me!

Blood and sand.

Yeah know mate, pig killer general outback legend. Please to meet yeah.

Wolf Creek

It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight.

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

Short Circuit

And you're a money man. Paperboy. A disgrace to humanity. You and your uncle murdered 3,000 innocent people. Yeah. I have your name on a $5,000 transfer via Western Union to a 9/11 hijacker. And you got popped with 150 kilograms of high explosives in your house! And you dare question me?

Zero Dark Thirty

Zero Dark Thirty

Terminator Genisys

It was. Painfully average. The kind of place where they say "If you're a loser now, you're a loser forever." And who knows, if they hadn't said that they might not have done it.

Bowling for Columbine

Team America: World Police

Casey Jones was a son of a bitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch; Came on out with his dick in his hand; Said "Listen ladies, I'm a hell of a man!"; Went into town and lined up a hundred; Swore up and down he'd f*ck every one; F*cked 98 'til his balls turned blue; Then he backed off, jacked off, and f*cked the other two!

An Officer and a Gentleman

Red Corner

Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.

Friday (N.S.R.)

Next Friday

I thought a great place to meet girls would be night school, you know, where they teach English as a second language. You know, because these girls would be from foreign lands and, you know, maybe still a little disoriented from the journey and I would look attractive because... I speak English very goodly. But in the end it did not work out as I had hoped, I mean, basically I was told to take a hike in fourteen languages.

Must Love Dogs

Better Off Dead

FYI, five mini lion bots come together to form one super-bot!

Deadpool

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

See if you can recognize the one we caught. You can look at the dead one too, although I don't really think it's necessary, we know who he is.

Nocturnal Animals

Donnie Darko

Look, I don't know if he's brave or stupid, but whatever it is, we need more of it. I say we make him a Runner.

Maze Runner^

Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening.

Clockwork orange
--
Look at all of those people, they let fear lead them.
What happens if they don't?
Lifes simple, you make choices and you dont look back.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

"Define irony, a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Con Air

No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an ear

The Blues Brothers

"If I was half the man that I was five years ago, I'd take a flame thrower to this place"

oops here's the whole quote

No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

Marathon Man

"We all float down here"

It

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell." Well, you have absolutely no interest in saving yourself.

American Beauty

"You think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

Mmm... her ass fatter than a swamp possum with the mumps!

ATL

"Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn."

The Day After Tomorrow

Oh, yes, but Bu, I know. We messed with the bones and that fool with the conjure, and now he can only walk when the music playing. We're sorry.

Weekend at Bernie's II

"Hey, we do what we do best. We improvise, all right?"

Fast & Furious 6

American soldier... your wives are back at home... having sex with Bart Simpson and Bert Reynolds.

The Men Who Stare at Goats

"I think we're going to need a bigger boat"

Jaws

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f*cking amateurs...

The Big Lebowski

"You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!"

Scream 4


Is it possible to miss a place you've never been? To mourn a time you never lived?

Oblivion

"Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down."

Bad Boys II

Con-gra-tu-la-tions to you and Peter. I'm glad you taught me to speak so I could say that.

My Left Foot

"The price is wrong, bitch"

Happy Gilmore

Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't, can you? Great. Mr. "I am the law" can't. So maybe this is some kind of typo. Maybe it's a glitch. Or maybe it's poetic justice.

Judge Dredd

"You are one ugly mother fucker"

Predator

We have no more prayers, no more tears; we have run out of blood. Choose another people. We have paid for each of Your commandments; we have covered every stone and field with ashes. Sanctify another land. Choose another people. Teach them the deeds and the prophesies. Grant us but one more blessing: take back the gift of our holiness. Amen.

Defiance

"We didn't talk like cops, we didn't look like cops, we didn't act like cops, for that matter we never hung out with them either, we had an edge that came from growing up on the streets, and that's why we are the most successful anti-narcotics crew in law enforcement"

A Man Apart

Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas.

Drop Dead Fred

"America is an irradiated wasteland. Within it lies a city. Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Mega blocks. Mega highways. Mega City One. Convulsing. Choking. Breaking under its own weight. Citizens in fear of the street. The gun. The gang. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: the men and women of the Hall of Justice. Juries. Executioners. Judges."

Dredd

Control, if you're listening, and you probably are 'cause you're creepy that way, can I just rant for a second about the micromanagement? We're not blood-filled meat puppets. I come from a long line of plumbers that can fix a shower, but I can't. Well, Hugh doesn't shower anyway - he's British. It's not being critical, you're just a very under-bathed nation; everybody knows it.

Life

"Mithras, lord of light, father of our fathers, let me not bring misfortune to my legion. Mithras, lord of light, father of our fathers, accept whatever sacrifice that I may not bring misfortune to my legion."

The Eagle

We don't know what the f*ck's out there.

Poltergeist

The Devil's Advocate

Err, tell us where the talking llama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.

The Emperor's New Groove

Black Sheep

They fooled you 1,000 times, just like they fooled me. But this time, I'll fool somebody. I'll stay in this race. I'm on my own and out for blood. Listen to me, you hicks! Lift up your eyes and look at God's blessed and unfly-blown truth. This is the truth! You're a hick. Nobody ever helped a hick but a hick himself. Listen to me, listen to me! They were going to use me to split the vote. But I'm standing here now on my hind legs. Even a dog can learn to do that. Are you standing on your hind legs? Have you learned that yet? Here it is, you hicks! Nail up anybody who stands in your way. Nail up Joe Harrison! Nail up McMurphy! If they don't deliver, give me the hammer and I'll do it. I want his throat cut from ear to ear.

All The King's Men

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke

Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

"That's a big Twinkie" Ghostbusters


"A always, B be, C closing, always be closing"

Glengarry Glen Ross

I'm gonna knock you so flat, you'll have to roll down your socks to shit!

The best little whore house in texas

Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.

Full Metal Jacket

Show me the man who is both sober and happy, and I will show you the crinkled anus of a lying asshole.

Kill your darlings?

Oh yes, there will be blood

yup

Saw II

Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. I was walking out on you. I was cold, I took your fucking jacket. So, if you're go on one of your psycho, obsessive, controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it 'cuz I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time.

Cherry Darling

you're a daisy if you do

You'd be correct, except that's the characters name that comes up if you googled it but you needed to click on the quote itself and you'd then see the quote is from Planet Terror
(please if you google, click on & open the quote, before you post your guess).

Tombstone

The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses for their newly fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this. Keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Are you an assassin?
I'm a soldier.
You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect the bill.

Apocalypse Now

Ever been fucked in the ass by a twelve inch black dick? We're talking about prison here

A cure for wellness

She's a fucking human being, man!

Platoon

We build our legacy piece by piece and maybe the whole world will remember you or maybe just a couple of people, but you do what you can to make sure you're still around after you're gone.

A ghost story

I'm ready! I'm loose! I'm walking death and destruction!

Hawmps!


You can stop your girlfriend's monthly bleeding, too?

c.r.a.z.y

You want to be a leader, Broud, but a man who hits his people can never lead the Clan

The Clan of the Cave Bear

Do I perform my mating dance before or after I sniff April's cloaca to dee if she's fertile?

robot chicken

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them

thelma and louise

"Fucking zombies, zombies!"
"stop saying that! Zombies don't exist"

Shaun of the Dead


There is only death here now, and I'm leaving it behind. It is New Year's Day, the year of our Lord, 2094.

sorry, the correct answer was "Memisis"

Yours is Prometheus?

Private Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching.

correct

A Few Good Men

Look, every guy has a fantasy about another guy, but you gotta bury that shit way down, this is America goddamnit.

sex drive

Yes They Deserved To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!

A Time To Kill ?

Just don't end up like Fossil..... with a dick in your mouth.

correct

fraternity house

He wants you too, Malachai. He wants you too!

Children of the Corn

Dolores told me she... she had an insect living inside her brain. She could feel it clicking across her skull, just... pulling the wires, just for fun.

Shutter Island

Claudia, you have been a very, very naughty little girl.

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?

Good Burger.

"As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hinderance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make a being of a gigantic stature."

Young Frankenstein

You are truly a pile of dog shit, Cardinal.

Vampires (1998)

It Can't Rain All The Time

The Crow

We didn't leave Earth to be safe.

Alien covenant

“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

Dracula

Gladiators don't make friends. If we're ever matched in the arena together, I have to kill you.

Spartacus.

Tie two birds together, and though they have four wings, they still cannot fly.

Circle of Iron

You might say that *we're* the next endangered species - human beings.

A Few Good Men

You Want The Truth ?? You Cant Handle The Truth !!

You might say that *we're* the next endangered species - human beings.

endangered species - National Geographic Society

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Anna Karenina (1935)

There is a secret song at the center of the world, and it sounds like razors through flesh.

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

This is the gun line. It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line. You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot. You trip and fall over the gun, you will be shot. You spit, you pee, you so much as stick your johnson over the gun line, you will be shot.

Life - loved that movie.




My friend, Thomas Jefferson is an American saint because he wrote the words 'All men are created equal', words he clearly didn't believe since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He's a rich white snob who's sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So, yeah, he writes some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went and died for those words while he sat back and drank his wine and fucking his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fucking pay me.

Killing Them Softly

You know, ih... if I'm a... a King, where's my power? Can I... can I form a government? Can I... can I l-levy a tax, declare a... a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because... the nation believes that when I s... I speak, I speak for them - but I can't speak.

The King's Speech (2010)

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Gone With the Wind

Ooh, that's bad. The blood's almost black, that means the bullet's in your liver. You have about 20 minutes to live. If the pain gets to be too much, you can take your hand away. Then you'll be dead in 5 minutes.

The Jackal

You're an adrenaline junkie, and without my radar, you don't get your fix. Okay?

Deliver Us from Evil

I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here. You deny culpability no doubt for the circumstances in which you find yourselves. Salvation can be yours. An offering of blood will set you free. I want to play a game...

Jigsaw

The Lord's Disciples believe Jesus was born in Texas. We're obviously dealing with retards.

Department Q: A Conspiracy of Faith

Listen, Bill. Nobody killed anybody. Someone died. It happens all the time. Life goes on. It always does, until it doesn't. But you know that, don't you?

Eyes Wide Shut

I'm actually a hunter and I've never seen a deer explode.

Bait (a tv show?)

lets stick to movies :)

I'm so happy I shaved my balls.

Zombieland

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!

A Man Called Horse

Please don't eat me. Don't eat me! I don't taste good! I don't taste good! Please help!

?????????... ANYBODY?

the quote is from an animated movie 'Over The Hedge'

okay so next one...

They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you.

Dead Poets Society

Save the Psychoanalysis for your grasshopper friends.

Naked lunch :) cool film

Money is not life's report card. Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful. But that doesn't mean that you're happy.

Lady Bird

Hey, Dreadlocks! Let me kiss your lucky egg!

Cool Runnings

And when she told him these dreams, he believed them. He knew she had to be stopped or she'd leave him forever. So he tied a cow bell to her ankle so he could hear at night if she tried to get out of bed. But she learned how to muffle the bell by stuffing a sock into it, and inching her way out of the bed and into the night