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A movie quote is posted, next person must guess which movie the quote posted is from and then post a movie quote for the next person to guess which film it's from & so on ...Please use Google or Bing if don't know the quote, don't make wild guesses.

I'll start

You made a reservation under "The King of Swing"?

Hostel

Now yous can't leave

A Bronx Tale

That's unfortunate! Because here, it doesn't matter whether you have forgotten it... or if you never knew it. You will kindly remove your mask.

Eyes Wide Shut

"I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy."

Boogie Nights

Sweetheart, I've been doing this twenty-two years, alright? Once you've seen an eight-month-old microwaved to death... everything else is just old hat.

Terrifier
But when that light hits the sky, it’s no longer a signal, It’s a warning to them.

The Batman

I thought it was going to be another blow job, which is disgusting enough. But I misjudged just how sick you are. Okay, here's what is going to happen.

The girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

Gone With The Wind

We'll find you a woman in the sixth grade. Somebody with a little experience.

A home at the end of the World

My husband's cheating on me. At least I think he is. I wanna find out. See what he does if you present yourself to him.

Chloe

You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.

Tremors

“My friends and I, by the way, are more than just friends.”

Baby-Sitters Club

Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some f*ckin' piñata exploded.

American History X

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

The Wizard Of Oz

105. Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes. But, nobody wants to die!

Being John Malkovich

“Well I’ll tell you Stew, I did battle some humungous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business.”

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

You don't understand it, do you? I don't give a shit about you! I only care about what's in your f*cking head! If you won't help us, help yourself. We are forced to comply to the laws of nature. Survival of the fittest Max, and we've got the f*cking gun!

Juice WRLD : Into the Abyss

“Well, Most Things He Can. Sometimes A Person We Love, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Can’t See Past The End Of His Nose.”

Nope, it's from the film: Pi (an amazing one too)
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0138704/

Mary Poppins

I'm sick of your laugh, your snoring, and your goddamned farts. Your damned goddamned farts. Goddamn yer farts! You smell like piss, you smell like jism, like rotten dick, like curdled foreskin, like hot onions f*cked a farmyard shit-house. And I'm sick of yer smell. I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it, you goddamned drunk. You goddamned, no-account, drunken, son-of-a-b*tch-bastard liar! That's what you are, you're a goddamned drunken horse-shitting -- short -- shit liar. A liar!

*pouts*

The Lighthouse?

“Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say ‘Auf Wiedersehen.’ But since what ‘Auf Wiedersehen actually means is, ‘Till I see you again,’ and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, ‘Goodbye.’

Correct, another amazing film.

Django Unchained

Because she was drunk! Pie eyed, she was smashed! I think you'd know from the books your pa left you, that your ma's got... . uhhh what chamacallit alcoholic personality? It comes under the letter A!

The Power of the Dog

I told him we come in a good way, in peace. I also told him you were a great warrior who wasn't afraid to fight them all single-handedly.

The Last Of the Dogmen

Don't alienate the only people in the world that understand what you do. One day you may need them.

Oppenheimer

"My journey took me some what further down the rabbit hole than I intended and though I dirtied my fluffy white tail I have emerged, enlightened."

Sherlock Holmes

Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?

Eraserhead

“The man said, ‘I’d like to replace your cat.’ And the lady said, ‘That’s all right with me, but how are you with catching mice?"

Correct, that's quote the movie 🎬 .

Mary Poppins

He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.

quite the movie I meant lol

He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another.

Doom

Not when a noble cause is taken by those who can make a difference. You made a difference today, Virginia.

John Carter

Open the door like you opened your legs, you stinking groupie slut!

Evil Dead Rise

I never f*cked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand? That piece of sh*t up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and had my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history. I'm here, he's not. Do you wanna go on with me, you say it. You don't, then you make a move.

Scarface

God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.

Constatine

“Speak a little truth and people lose their minds.”

Straight Outta Compton

You know, ih... if I'm a... a King, where's my power? Can I... can I form a government? Can I... can I l-levy a tax, declare a... a war? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority. Why? Because... the nation believes that when I s... I speak, I speak for them - but I can't speak.

The King's Speech

“There comes a time for every vampire when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily unbearable. Living in the shadows, feeding in the darkness with only your own company to keep, rots into a solitary, hollow existence."

Queen of the Damned

Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.

Hall Pass

And you're just a voice on the radio. We'd make a perfect couple. You let me take you to dinner tonight, I'll prove it to you.

The fog...

Well do you feel lucky punk.

Dirty Harry

May I take your hat, your coat, and your swastikas?

The Producers

"How much power have we got to work with?" "Barely enough to run this coffee pot for nine hours.”

Apollo 13

You listen to me, woman. Every day I mop up after your bleeding heart. The only reason you even exist is because I keep you!. I know your type. No kids, no man to f*ck you. So, you go around outraged, sticking your nose up other people's assholes. Sniffing their business.

Cube?

"Charging a man with murder in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500."

Natural Born Killers

“Sex was a game to her. She got off on the control. She always used to tell me it had to be her way."

Body Of Evidence

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.

Naked lunch?

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever

Liar Liar

“I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I didn’t. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.”

Goodfellas

Mr. Pinsky, how do you associate "Moby Dick" to a list of women you'd like to have sex with?

Throw Mama from the Train :)

"This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".

Road House

Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your fucking eye socket.

Bullet Train

“You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

On The Waterfront

My daughter was murdered. They put a gun to her. As we stand here, she's on an autopsy slab getting cut open by scalpels and chest spreaders, and you're talking to me about domestic fucking responsibility? Good to see you, Theo.

Mystic River

"What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying DUMB things like that. Always LOOKING at me funny. You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me."

The Blue Lagoon

I can feel your eyeballs in my uterus!

Machete?

Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.

Grindhouse

The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it.

A Clockwork Orange

You ain't got no sugar? DAMMN! Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar, peanut butter, no jelly, ham, no burger. DAMN!.

Friday

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Wherever you go there you are. Buckaroo Bonzai.