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Nefarious


You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

The things I'm gonna do for my country.

XXX - Return of Xander Cage

Strip club? Honey, I should wash your mouth out with Jägermeister. The only Pole you'll find in there is Natasha, the short girl.

Burlesque

Four percent would result in irreversible damage to your retinas.

Sunshine

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Full Metal Jacket

From now on, I only go to parties where no one gets cremated.

One Missed Call


Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

Aliens

“Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different.”

Stardust



I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fears path, and only I will remain.

Dune

You fucked him up! You fucked up that man's last walk!

Monster's Ball

At my signal, unleash hell.

Gladiator

I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

Heat

Where the chicken at, huh? Yo, black. Get me a soda? Huh? Where's my soda, black? You know I like soda. What? What? What?

King of New York


What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

Cool Hand Luke

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen!

300

We don't get a say on how it ends, we never have. But we can control how we live.

The Old Guard

Well here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

The Laurel-Hardy Murder Case (first pops up)

Can I tell you something else? When we get back, I'm gonna take my money and I'm gonna buy you a bathtub.

Ghost Ship

She did lose her head that night, Trish, and you wanna know what he did for her? He sewed it back on

Jeepers Creepers

I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill people.

Maze Runner 2 - The Scorch Trials

I always said he'd come to no good in the end you're honer if they let me have my what I could have flayed him into shape, but my hands were tied the bleeding hearts and artist let him get away with murder I hope you hammer him today.

Pink Floyd: The Wall

The dead don't dream, and the dead never sleep.

The Ring Two

You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.

Ash Vs Evil Dead (this is tv, please only Movie quotes here as stated in thread title & rules @ top)

Pum pum pum, I eat wood, dada dada dada da, it tastes good, dada dada dada da no meat, big feet, I eat wood, pum pum pum! Oh I can't go on, can't go on, I'm goin' extinct! Now it's time for the Raptor rap.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Oh, you guys take camp way too seriously.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

“Every new life calls for a life to be lost. The equilibrium of the world must be maintained.”

Tale Of Tales

Well, you know what? You couldn't find your ass with both hands.

Bump

Well, you know what? You couldn't find your ass with both hands.

My Bloody Valentine

Well, why is she a big taboo subject all of a sudden? Well, I guess I'll have to ask her out on a date and find out what the big deal is.

The Graduate

It is said in Japan that when a person dies in extreme sorrow or rage, the emotion remains, becoming a stain upon that place. Death becomes a part of that place, killing everything it touches. Once you have become a part of it, it will never let you go.

The Grudge


It's a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don't get lost.

Big

Oh, I see, so the white man give you a couple a stripes, and suddenly you start hollerin' and orderin' everybody around, like you the massa himself!

Glory

You ever have that feeling where you’re not sure if you’re awake or still dreaming?

Matrix

Look who it is. Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

XXX

Are you with me or do you need me to draw it in crayon like usual?

Con Air

They may be cannibals, but they want health and dental. Which means the movie's kaput, so the MGM deal ain't gonna happen, and your script ain't worth the buffalo shit on a nickel. So the way it looks to me, through the cataracts I grant you, is that you can either sign here and take ten thousand dollars for your toilet paper script, or you can go fuck yourself! With all due respect.

Argo

I've no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world is more interesting with you in it.

The Silence of the Lambs

Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.

Django Unchained

The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

So I Married An Axe Murderer

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?

Aliens

I spent six months in a Manchurian slave camp because of you. They were gonna cut off my fingers

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names. I call him Cosmic Creepers, because that's the name he came with.

Bedknobs And Broomsticks

You're too old not to accept people for who they are. What's wrong with them? What's wrong with them? You call them Sonny and Cher behind their backs...

Call Me By Your Name

There are heroes among us. Not to make us feel smaller, but to remind us of what makes us great.

Justice League

You think it's funny to fornicate with loose women?

Ladder 49

This is what I do; if some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in, do you really think I'd still have a job?

Panic Room

The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from Missoula, Montana.

A River Runs Through It

The Manager’s A Vampire. He Wanted Me To Join The Legion Of The Undead

Lilo and Stitch

You take the red pill- You stay in wonderland,
and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

The Matrix

I guess there's a plan for all of us. I had to die - twice - just to figure that out. Like the book says, He works His work in mysterious ways. Some people like it. Some people don't.

Constantine

Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!

How to lose a guy in 10 days

I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. Holiness is in right action and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here
[points to head] and here [points to heart]

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days

We don't love like the humans. With us it's forever. You will never forget.

I Am Number Four

Where the hell you goin'? Damn it. Don't you NEVER turn your back on a fuckin' clown when he's talkin' to you!

The Devils Rejects

Here's what I'm actually gonna do? I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole.

Deadpool

I'm talking about the gas chamber, and you haven't even asked me what this is about. You've got a big "Guilty" sign around your neck.

L.A. Confidential


If you don't want to tell me everything, that's fine. Just don't lie to me.

Jumper

I need to find Audrey... It starts with her.

Little Shop of Horrors

Hello, there, blue people! Won't you join us? Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle? What do you say?

Rats, I went to three different search engines looking for that.

Talk To Me

What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

Jumanji

You know what people say? There are no women who can't come, only men who can't fuck.