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In a vast desert 🏜

The qanders walked in

strange aliens 👽 they were???

Big eyes and head

smelly hooded sand sherpas

making strange clicking noises

guiding unsuspecting lost souls

In the path of

desert mirages resembling Deadpool

They shredded him and

Wolverine was the culprit 🐺🐾

and everyone was to

Kill all the old

remnants of Hailey Bieber

Yet madoona vogued and

split her ass literally 🤣

Jason laughed as he

realized as Aquaman he

rammed the trident into

Madonnas broken ass ...damn!

making his Trident stiff

as crabs crawled up 🦀 🤮

clawed at her breasts

she lay in morgue

wrapped in a white

crotch cricket infested mold

While the fly stared

thinking "💬crusty dumb bish" 🪰

Princess peach screamed aloud

creamed corn 🌽 for everyone 😋

Mario and bowser ate

until they were full

And headed off to

vomit & get std-tested

but doctors only lie

about results to get

Mickey ran thru as

a large scary rodent

Minnie was dosing though

s donald tripped her

into an acid bath ☹️

goofy pounded donalds ass

but he didn't care

Out came the bumblebees

chasing winnie the pooh

in the acid bath 🛁

Britney laughed and pointed

Trumps face/brain was melted 🫠

and there was rejoicing

And also great chaos

so much orange soup!

Stranger danger they yelled

while farting in soprano

, and freezing in position.

a cockroach sneaked slowly

Up kamila and exploded

everyone ran like nuts

Falling from tne trees

not in Kansas anymore

crows and spiders started

to do the macarena

in fuzzy poodle skirts

; meanwhile, they began to

snort too much meth

started bungee jumping off

invisible cliffs after cockroaches

ripping off their legs

singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" 🎵

stealth fighters started to

Launch the nukes at

Launch the nukes at

David Hasselhoff just because

They can and the

girls screamed and ran

away from his corpse

pouncing like cats on

a hot tin roof

to get far away

from David Hasselhoff's corpse

fluffy ducks 🐥 skateboarded in 🛹

Followed by trampy weasels

and bossy Thundercats trying

To steaal the power

chanting "hit the deck"

trolls started scattering in

Guy Fawkes masks laughing

While rambo shot at

anyone that messed with

🐖 prancing pigs in wigs

Gumby bent over as

taking for the team 🙁🫤

but decided to slice

twinkies for pinkies instead

yet couldn't find pixies

that band from Boston

Threw baseballs at the

Pope and ran off

screaming like little bitches

snitches get stitches though

P daddy heard bitches and

immediately got his gun

and sold them to

2Chainz on the run

but stole it bsck

and destroyed the evidence

feds strung-him up anyways ➰️💀

Terminator then appeared and

cut his corpse down

dressed him like Madonna

Put diddy with her

in the car, and

Sent'em off a cliff

crashing into the hulk

and Mr Dave Grohl

while Howard Cosell talked

about Grohls cheating scandal

with minnie mouse and

had a baby too (he really is in a cheating scandal now)

Mickey was devastated and

started eating people's pets

, like people in Springfield.

after drinking the kool-aid

of love and harmony.

Rev. Jones smiled as

cyanide melted the crowd

. The beauty of the. . .

Black cross shown bright

, as the demons rose

With wide crazed smiles

the suffering just begun

Sores and boils rose

Sores and boils rose

Smurfs they were actually

Cheqing on the ankles

papa surf their leader

papa *smurf their leader

was feeling very blueish