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On a space ship 🚀

Orbiting your anus and

, deep within a blackened

hole 🕳 on-course to Jupiter

they were space truckin

hamsters 🐹 in thigh-high boots

shaking their money makers

Yet uranus was off

their radar for now

But the starship roared

heading for milky way 🌌

To fight grey aliens

with blinged out lightsabers

and little pink jumpsuits

popping pills like tictacs

So she coukd swallow his

(4 words

his tongue with gusto 😋

She bit it off

he was pretty upset 😡

slapped her face and

he split her cheeks

Skeletor laughed out loud

and fell to pieces

Scooped up by scooby-doo

buried by Chris Rock

slapped by Will Smith

pissed on by Diddy

sprinkled by Madonna and

shit on by Kanye

soon the whole Emmy's

was a shit show

And the monkies enjoyed

everyone going banana split🍌

while snaggle tooth stole

everyone's condoms and bolted

away on his unicycle

mounted atop five unicorns

grape ape clobbered at

the little red wagon

wheels flew off and

millipedes took to steering

the clown car recklessly

crashing into obama's car

backing into Snoop Dog

martha stewart raised up

The local cemetery's dead

then instantly muzzled them

But the wolfs attacked

Bieber and chewed his

Crotch as miley Cyrus

was scalped by indians

And put on fire

dipped in acid bath

To make elixir for

dying chickens in Saskatchewan

and all the hosers

started stealing weed from

everyone and their mother

then found the brownies

and the girlscouts too

And ate them all

and still wanted more

started crying liked bitches

Beczuse they were females

and quite possibly witches

Who were thought to

be snitches getting stitches

Yet dracula flew by

damn you ugly fishes

and dove in to

the ditch dragging them

along for the ride

the stench was unreal

like something from the

grandmothers attic that had

died 1000 times over

but the smurfs marched

as did the ninja-turtles

Shooting all the balloons

filled with pudding oddly

And splattering everywhere, until

P diddy rubbed it

on his prison bars

but couldn't get out

Clinton grabbed him from

knocked him clear out 🤬

Hulk smashed the wall

Crushing diddy and friends

While the joker laughed

maniacally, clapping his hands

as poison ivy clung

to the baby goats 🐐

while Robin played with

crunchy melted white chocolate

once was stuff Puff

Until it was mutato

into another form altogether

Toxic avenger was born

wearing furry stiletto crocs

and they looked fabulous

Though they were expensive

and very fancy indeed

Paris Hilton stole them

and burned them instantly

Tell the ashes floated

and the Phoenix rose

Burning the earth all

but the chosen few

Who want chocolate cake

won't settle for pudding

Or anything else, so

don't even try to

dip their parrots 🦜 in

and their iguanas too

Into the hot flames

of sweet sticky glory

Chicken fried forr all

taco shelled turtle tots