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Once Upon A Time

There was an Elf

lucien the happy cannibal

who loved to eat

Legs off goblins that

stole his beer without

hiding his teddy bear

furious gummy worms revolted

against the gingerbread Country

Stay puff marshmallow man

spanked his graham cracker

till it exploded cream

All over her face it

what a facial indeed

Robin hood shot an

asshole with his marksmanship

Suddenly the target roared

The scarecrow smiled at

the crow that had

browneye and stinky toes

as it flew to

Uranus for a doze 💤

Upon waking up, it

Thought that it saw

a black hole 🕳 collapsing

nope just diddy popping

slathered in baby oil

all over the wall

but like a lamp

He flickered out and

jay-z and Leo emerged

ready for whatever happens

but the dope ran

out and the ladies

were no longer high

they instead were dead

Lonely ants marched around

and through their crevices

Worked together to build

a bridge that went

Over the boiling acid

into her and out

The other side where

The gumbas was ma,ing

the flamingos were breakdancing

Turtles watched and shot

The flamingos for food

immortal flamingos survived though

And turned to zombies

Flombies...🦩🧟‍♀️forever they roamed

Looking for their sacred

Brain of Destiny, that

gives them eternal life.

Yet the tree dies

And the skies darken

Flombies became reality stars 🌟

In california living life

Flombies were a hit 🌴 😎

and suddenly everybody saw

An ufo overhead in

all of it's glory

aliens 👽 climbed out sashaying

around the campfire that

they built out of

Lincoln logs stacked up

covered in rainbow glitter ✨️

that the flames danced

as did the flombies

flamboyantly flailing, wildly ecstatic

untill they were gone

Leaving behind a trail

of fabulous green-black feathers 🪶

Of feathers that flickered

and fluttered breezily like

Red spiders in webs

floating on the breeze

hanging on their threads

Looking for the food

that someone stole recently

Only traces of feaathers

stuck on eight legs

And white liquid that

had trace evidence of

Elves that once lived

as Vegas Elvis impersonators

complete with tutus and

sideburns and leather pants

Which made all of

Look like 70s show

And everyone laughed and

Smoked some weed and

howled at the moon

Attracting more of the

Vegas Elvis impersonating Elves

Al joined in and

They all started chanting

Some evil words that

made Alice Cooper cry 😢

about Billion dollar babies

and feeding his Frankenstein