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On a planet far

away in another galaxy

lived a dark elf

and a curious cat

who were best friends

with a black zebra

who like to wear

8 inch spiked stilettos

who liked to sneak

into adult theaters wasted

half naked and running

around like they were

blitzed out on flakka

then someone tripped on

their tongues because they

bit someone's face off

which really pissed off

the ghost demon watching

The Great Bunny Caper

brought snacks and weed

and Cadbury bath salts

cupcakes got delivered later

and brownies of course

and don't forget Tea

everyone was riding unicorns

butt naked with heels

enjoying themselves as they

and chaps without saddles

broke into a full

trot which really felt

freeing and quite ludicrous

but bees kept chasing

them up a tree

where the stash was

located eledgedly so they

snuck in some drinks

and some 1800 Tequila

partying like it's 1999

In pink rocket packs

and neon boots that

fire off glitter blasts

on the side of

the road there was

a wild boar that

was looking for a

a two bit whore

and some spicy chili

two have threesome with

befour he got aroused

and blew his load

all over her lovely

pink petunias then ran

to the next block

and released his flock

of pent up swimmers

led by Jelly Roll 🎤

everyone started running away

so they didn't get

sticky icky with goo

but the volcano started

erupting out raindow skittles

and it was over

before they could even

do the hokey pokey

and turn themselves around

every dead-end turn

had crunchy tacos broken

and crunchy toes too

the badgers started snacking

then a weed whacking

went wild and cut

them off in traffic

all of them exploded 🤯 💥

which caused a ruckus

when brains imploded everywhere

vultures were waiting to

pick up the pieces

Oppa is Gangham Style

hey, yes you, hey

bowling balls fell from

pop tart fairy wings

raining down upon the

naked mole rats inside

their kinky love nest

where they hid the

secret of the lost

commune of tribal ruins

with the sacred payote

(peyote oops wrong spelling sorry)

who runs the world