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On a desert island

far from prying eyes

A woodsman was preying

on a dangerous wild

unicorn huntress wearing rollerblades

that had snacks hidden

In there boot straps

and had drinks stashed

In the treehouse near

the woods where they

concocted a really strong

cocktail mixer du jour

they busted out some

of nature's finest and

danced in ice baths

and it made them

growers not showers hehe

and nobody knew about

their tiny wood peckers 🪵

causing havoc while hiding

the rotten egg bombs

that everyone wanted to

defer out to Uranus

while roller skating fast

enough to see the

forest through the trees

Out ran the cats

off the Broadway stage

purrfectly in time for

crunchy tacos and guacamole

a way offbroadway production

in the depths of

featuring dancing Oompa Loompas

and trumpeters marching exuberantly

dangling Cirque du Soleil

with no safety net

down the rabbit hole

wearing pointy pushup bustiers

with stilettos and fishnets

And gargantuan hoop earrings

then the wasps came

looking for a fight

making the air vibrate

It will with a toy

that exploded with candy

and glitter, and everyone

started to dance on

their heads and unicycles

while the band played

"Cradle Of Love" loudly

followed by NIИ "Closer"

and they all fangirled

and began stage diving

roller derby fights started

then knife fights ensued

leading inevitably to guns

out came their boobs

which everyone enjoyed seeing

as this Evenings Entertainment

they forgot the oil

and added the vinegar

and started the tossing

then the sloshing began

followed by the best

dancing lobsters in hats

starting to hokey pokey

and turned themselves around

to celebrate kinda low-key

so as not to

disturb the frisky chickens 🐔

and their rooster partners

who were turning tricks

In the farmer's barn

and stealing their clothes

To trade for wine

and some good Kush

there was free weed

and everyone was singing

dude where's my car

and were laughing hysterically

and jumping on the

bandwagon going to see

the fireworks going off

under the moonlight night

hoping for a glimpse

of a falling star

so they could wish

For shiny pink fishes

with golden eyes that

see the near future

coming around the corner

on galloping black steeds

while being chased by

the three musketeers ofcourse

wearing pink sparkly tutus

and some thigh-high socks

with toys, handcuffs and

and blinged out walkers

with spikes and glitter

then the raccoons came

looking for handouts and

anything else they could

squander into their cheeks

but the meercats jumped

as their pack lookout

saw something that made

them wanna dance around

busted out the roller

derby gang and fought

like it was 1999

the secret knives popped

people's heads off swiftly

then came the frenzy

that topped all nightmares

those heads actually imploded

guts flying everywhere and

it was a terrible scene

with the scent of

death and lavender everywhere

Stuffed in paper bags

that could been seen

soggy, rotting through the

hole in the earth

It's alive with squiggly

fishes that can tapdance

while reciting Shakespeare's Hamlet