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pink frog in a

pink house that had

red berries growing in

the woods, not far

from a pink cloud

of atomized human organs

ridden by pirate rats 🐀

The cockroaches were huge

booty rats couldn't ignore

and they became mummified

prolonging their beautiful bodies

stiff as boards too

then came the beetles

Playing "Let It Be"

and shouting "hey Jude!"

Here Comes The Sun

started doing some wierd

gyrating seductive dance with

the intent of loving

the mermaid praying mantises

before losing their heads

to the baby making

bug eyed green bitches

with the big boobs

and scythes for hands

feet stomped like boulders

when they weren't happy

like an immature child

with too many porcupines

and not enough Unicorns

with sugar daddy candy

then a giant tsunami

snuck up on them

and pounded them flat

with stuffed penguins

with stuffed penguins swiftly

swimming on their bellies

eating crunchy spicy burritos

and breathing fire afterwards

from flaming hot cheetos

their farts became weaponized

Causing huge wild fires 🔥

that exploded in the

woods causing the animals

to start roasting marshmallows

with their burning fur

and using magical plants

to awaken their consciousness

to visit candyland tonight