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Many ages ago lived

A little troll that

walked into the night

looking for the fabled

Sneaker pimp who collected

Berkenstock sandals and socks

Switching to boots suddenly

to avoid stepping in

squishing lumpy thick muddy

greasy grimy gopher guts

totally made everyone nuts

and coocoo for Cocopuffs

They puked their guts

from the great beyond

and made rainbow skittles

so that they could

pass them out to

all the monsters that

had a sweet tooth

and walked on sunshine

while they made faces

of happy playful monsters

doing the monster mash

and enjoying all that

jumping jack flash hash

while they trotted down

a rainbow arched road

farting as they went

looking for the Wizard

flying toward enchanted woods

and then suddenly a

The monster sang yankeedooddledandy!

Getting a little handsy

while they gave a

slow and deliberate look

to their uncle Randy

singing yankee doodle dandy

Chasing after sister Mandy

because it was handy

a vampire queen named

Sandy busy eating candy 🍬

Then drank some Brandy

shaking all 🫨 f*ck, me

while teasing all the

boys named Jim Dandy

They did Mandy instead

Monkeys were in suits

They ate the fruits

and gave no hoots

or any patoot toots

of what they were

thinking of doing while

the owls 🦉 were mute

but the wolfs made

it perfectly clear that

They made their loot

and gave no hoots

but stole some boots

Made of good leather

and really comfortable insoles

moved to Canada boldly

looking for an answer

that maybe they could

leave a present ifor

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau

to give Katy Perry

on her wedding day.

in Africa 🌍 or Greenland

so that they can

live happily ever after

or miserably more likely

while they eat bananas

and contemplate their lives

in a dark castle

with ghosts and ogres

lurking in dark shadows

wishing that they had

never decided to go

to taco shack alone

because they didn't expect

a vampire to arrive

that was so attractive

Voluptuous, single and hungry

looking for a goodtime

Set her eyes on

a wise old wizard

With vast knowledge and

a peaceful, friendly smile

That hid a lot

of secret knowledge that

also befriended wicked eskimos

eating frozen pop tarts

and drinking cold beers

with special chocolate treats

Whilst watching horror movies

cuddling under a blanket

Hides under the blanket

Gets another beer drinks

it down while contemplating

Watches you waiting thinking

wondering what was next

Standing in the shadows

hiding from the world

Observing the world perhaps

Now is the Time

to choose a side

Which side will prevail

who the hell knows

when darkness falls tonight

the shadows come alive

and the night creatures

Children of the night

come out to play

with the goblin order

who were passing through

in there silly shoes

Prancing an dancing methodically

moves like Jagger 👍 clearly

I swear I'll behave