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It all started when

the Moon was full

and shadows grew near

As the wolves howled

smelling the peoples fear

they were in tutus 🩰

shaking their money makers

working the red-light district

like wolves of WallStreet

ready to ponce on

anyone willing to pay

for some legitimate booty 😋

And for all the

memories that they had

stored for some ass

Her blood tasted bitter.

and it was intoxicating

still it was runny

and hard to catch

Especially wearing ballet shoes 🩰

While skydiving with a

kid on her back

Hyped up on sugar

while yodeling in French

and getting a perm

Cradling a Greyhound puppy 🐶

it couldn't get weirder

drenched in rainbow glitter

Wearing underwear over clothes

and banana skin shoes

with unshaven arm pits

That are smelly and

and so big

they looked like bushes

using hedgeclippers to shave

being careful not to

Bleed half to death

trying to look good

all tarred and feathered

Darkness penetrated her soul.

like the dark night

she lorded over instagram

always striking the pose

that made lemurs heroes

straight, tall and proud

and too damn cute

for their own good

riding sparkly bilingual camels 🐫

With long wings and

Blingy shimmery magnificent manes

flowing in the wind

While singing 'Eminence Front' 🎶 The Who

And marching to the

beat ofa different drummer

Who plays wildly and

has wicked weed-like dreds

So he casts a

dred (at) the northern lights

His eyes glistening red

and his cloak alights

mesmerizing those looking on

the amazing technicolor dream-cloak😁

in all it's glory

"Wow" everyone gasped drunkenly 🥴

And they suddenly freeze

frame, freeze frame indeed

Before anyone can react

a Twister game ensues

right hand on what?

till all were naked

and the fun began

it got real twisted

And fun turned into

downright consensual carnal pleasure

heaps of pleasure indeed

and everyone was happy

even the farmers daughter