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last quote posted before thread closed was from "Sybil"

I'll start

You know, she's just one of the bitches I got set up. I got Mel over in Hermosa Beach and I rent this little place for Simone over in Compton where you stayin', and about four blocks away I got this young 19-year-old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on the bus stop two days out of Georgia - barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.

Jackie Brown

There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.

Smokey and the Bandit

You give me powders, pills, baths, injections, enemas when all I need is love.

The Bridge on the River Kwai

That's the thing about progress isn't it? It cares not for joy.

The Last Voyage Of The Demeter

I stuck a blender into his head and killed him.

You're Next

Well, I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard. My father used to say: plant your feet and stand firm. The only question is where to put your feet.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

I don't know what you said, but it must've been Indian for "handsome devil".

Killers of the Flower Moon

F*ck the law! What is the law doing about the sh*theads who charge a hundred francs a month to stay in a crap house like this. Why don't you really clamp down on the slave trade? I'll tell you why. Because the black ghettos of Paris is as far away from the Champs Elysees as 125th Street is from Park Avenue! You need a bunch of po' bastards to work on your roads and your god damn kitchens! So, don't lay any of that law will punish 'em sh*t on me!

Shaft In Africa

I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.

Blue Streak

Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news
for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now:
Jack and shit...and Jack left town.

Army of Darkness

And they use us like cattle. We're hosts for them to breed. The heat bloom was designed to lure us down here. This whole thing was a trap. Without us, there could be no hunt.

Alien VS Predator

A good man draws a circle around himself and cares for those within. His woman, his children. Other men draw a larger circle and bring within their brothers and sisters. But some men have a great destiny. They must draw around themselves a circle that includes many, many more. Your father was one of those men. You must decide for yourself whether you are, as well.

10,000 BC

I will be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Well, let's be logical, Bessie. You can't very well keep me in the bathtub, can you?

Incredible Mr. Limpet

The full grown male african ostrich or the latin "struthio camelus" can go to an average size of sixty six inches... and weight anywhere from 225 to 350 pounds that can get up to... well an average speed of... 27 miles per hour.

Dude, where's my car?

Everything’s for sale. You just have to be desperate enough.

Day Shift

Man is as silent as the grave. But if farts were flattery? Honey, he'd be Shakespeare.

The Shape of Water

Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?

Help!

Did ya hear Rock Hudson was a cocksucker?

Dallas Buyers Club

What, d'ya think I was blackbeard?

Our Flag Means Death (this is a TV 📺 series, please follow thread rules & post MOVIE 🎬 quotes only)

We don't have to taste the blood of revenge on our lips, while this, human being's organs writhe, and twist, and contort... We just sit there, quietly. Nod our heads, and say: 'Justice has been done.'

Dead Man Walking

Why'd you do it? Why'd you waste Cyrus? No reason. I just... like doing things like that!

The Warriors

I am a member of the Nazi Party. I'm a munitions manufacturer. I'm a profiteer of slave labor. I am... a criminal. At midnight, you'll be free and I'll be hunted.

Schindler's list - Excellent Movie

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

The Polar Express

Some people say we're racists.We're not racists. We're realists.Some people call us Nazis.We're not Nazis.No, what we are, we are nationalists and there's a reason people try to pigeonhole us like this.And that is because of one word, gentlemen.- Fear.

This is England

"I'm telling you right now British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like --"
"Old Spice."

Serendipity

I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."

Ghost

Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened. Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man.

Easy Rider

I like killing people because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest, because man is the most dangerous animal of all. To kill something is the most thrilling experience. It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl. The best part of it is that when I die, I will be reborn in paradise and all that I have killed will become my slaves. I will not give you my name because you will try to slow down or stop my collecting of slaves for my afterlife.

I could have sworn that I answered this one last night. Hmm

Zodiac

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

2001: A Space Odyssey

I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

From Dusk to Dawn

I've had this feeling ever since I graduated. This kind of compulsion that I have to be rude all the time...It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wrong people. I mean no one makes them up. They seem to make themselves up.

The Graduate

[as the orderlies strap him down] It's all for your own safety Mr. Lockhart. We don't believe in chemical anesthesia at the institute. The impurities inhibit the cure. But, with the proper focus, the mind can overcome any amount of pain.

A cure for wellness

There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was.

Sanctum

Sometimes I Feel Like There's A Hole Inside Of Me, An Emptiness That At Times Seems To Burn. I Think If You Lifted My Heart To Your Ear, You Could Probably Hear The Ocean.

Practical Magic

...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will drown!" Scorpion replies, "I can't help it. It's in my nature!"

The Crying Game

"It is beautiful. Not like this, but it is beautiful. There is only one language, one law, one people. There is no war, no hunger. The strong do not victimize the helpless. We are very civilized, but we have lost something, I think. You are all so much alive, all so different. I will miss the cooks and the singing and the dancing. And the eating! ...And the other things.”

Starman

Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

Pitch Black

"What I'm saying is--and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form--is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."

When Harry Met Sally

I have a secret. It's sort of disturbing. I have a ra... I have a raaaaa...

Ratatouille

Yeah, well, when a bad idea is the only idea, it becomes a great idea

The Adam Project

When it comes to pussy, I have no friends!