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Create a story randomly 4 words at a time. I'll start:

In a desert town

with one horse tied

& two not tied

tumble weeds ran down

faster than the sheep

that staggered out of

barns filled with feathers 🪶

after eating chicken all

chickens danced around happy

but someone was watching

the chickens eating and

then came the turkeys

To help eat all

a fire started close

And all scattered to

mom's treehouse way up

Watching down they pulled.

the feathers out of

the Indians hats as

The arrows flew down

grazing their magnificent headdresses

Of the turkeys yet

Indians headdresses reigned supreme

you could hear the

Parties swipe thru the

swarms of drunken townspeople

eating poprocks while singing

Death to all monsters

skipping to the beat

of Phil Collins drumming

and the carpet crawlers

In the Air Tonight

Yet they went below

to land of confusion

out jumped a broken

Nut cracker with sword

turning it on again

the circus stopped all

Elephants looked lost at

monkeys flying around to

Cougars playing steam organs

"I Can't Dance" loudly

While everyone dances wildly

and stealing snickers from

anyone that they could

So that they could

plant the twizzlers in

there anus as they

flee from the ravenous

butt burglars of Beaverton

there were Snickers stolen

And no ghostbusters around

but then marshmallows melted

And revealed raccoons hidden

wranglers from Beaverton who

Stole the peanut butter

and was transporting it

back home to Oregon

but along the trail there

tumbled porcupines and bunnies

and the covered wagon

had clowns hiding in

the back that got

Rowdy throwing marbles and

twisting snakes into balloon

pets for clowns to

March into city hall

demanding a holiday off

Laughter filled the room

as flavor flav preached

upon his soapbox and

911 is a joke

as cops busted him

used the fluffy kind

of handcuffs - he laughed 😅

soon the monkeys were

laughing with Flav too

but someone set off

the rhinos who were

hungry and irritated that

cops were so lame

as they were chased

Around the big top

Flav gave chase too

Grabbing clown hammers and

chain saws just to

pay homage to Kanye

in hopes of cutting

West into two pieces

Slow agonizing cuts that

even made Kim cringe

But Kim jong shot

some heroine for fun

and had some people

join in with him

While others became outraged

And started fires around

Looted the carnivals shop

and crunchy kitten food

ran to the caves

and petted the orangutans

before jetting on flamingos

attacking dictator 🤬 Kim Jong

who shelter with armadillos

eventually they attack him 🤬

but he evaporated into

the mist left by

preying lemurs nearby lurking

we heard crunchy noises

As they cracked knuckles

and threw out toupee's

sprayed silly string running

like blind praying mantis

Looking for the exit

and it was locked

they felt around still

Couldn’t T find anything on

then Mr.T suddenly appeared ...

And flexed creating a

whole new A-Team yeah!

But lemur s joined turtles

so did sloths and

Chipmunk were all joined

started doing electric slide

Under the disco ball

balloons fell over the

dancing crowd of animals

then N'Sync started to

Singing out loud to

Mr.T shouted back "I-pitty-the-full"

Mr.T shouted back "I-pitty-the-fool"

Arnold then walked in

and started to undress

get in the plane

As Chucky laughed out

and brought his bride

As the boarded the

train of death inside

Was punching tickets as

Michael Myers slashed throats