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Long ago there lived

one itchy amazon parrot

named Sparkles who flew

upside down sometimes because

hallucinogenic poison flea bites

made him sing NIИ

and Sleep Token subconsciously

because he was on

a highway to Hell

rocking rollerblades +/a mohawk

with a drone army

and fire ants in

hot pursuit of the

delusional enemy of communist

Bumblebees came to help

looking to pollinate the

murder hornet nests bravely

going where no Bumblebee

has buzzed before diving

into hornet honey pools 🐝 🍯

unabashedly enjoying the sweetness

and stings peppering them

over and over again

ouch not pleasant nope 😕 😢

swelling up to new

heights with wasp armies

incoming new onslaught droves

swarming over the Bumblebee's

the Queen ordered many

drone lovers in lust

grasshoppers ready to unveil

the latest in swimwear

while rubbing their legs

and eating crunchy tacos

while drinking some Margaritas

weed passed all around

while telling tall tales

laughing uncontrollably till all

of them wanted to

win on American Idol 🎙

or going viral on

TikTok making cookies

and drinking some wine.

on facebook live while

hunting for ghosts in

the haunted house everyone

is afraid of spending

cryptocurrency on Pokémon GO

where the ghost type

often go trapping Meowth

in the their heads

they need to know

how to make sausage

and egg English muffins

with dripping melted butter

and cold orange juice

for a very hungry Charizard

For a hungry Charizard

to breath some fire

and burn off hairs

with burn status for

Electrifying pikachu who paralyzes

all the Kings horses

hid in the cave

until aggro went away

then ate crunchy tacos

Today is going back

to the good Oldays

Into the darkness ride

on unicorn camel 🐫 masochists

Sadistic laughter commences eternally

prancing wildly on stilettos

Kicking screaming in boots

commanding all their pimps

Rotating the dead along

to vomit their principles

And rise again eternally

riding into the sunset

with rice krispies and

Cuckoo for cocoa puffs

looking for Lucky Charms

dragging dead zombie strippers

licking pop rocks off

of their ample breasts

and beefy Kardashian bums

all while they were

getting their brains gnawed

people started stealing food

during the great famine

chickens started laying eggs

then they got stolen 🪺🙄

by the chicken hawk

dressed as Elon Musk

then got sprayed in

the fragrance of a

skunk Pepé Le Pew

bubblewrap started popping from

all the Kings men

with confetti blizzard and

cotton candy fluffy clouds

and Unicorns dressed in

Madonnas old cone bra

with platform heels breaking

The sound as they

river danced and sang

smothered in brie cheese

and crunchy taco shells

and smelt of Elderberry's

Plus rotten liver wurst

bones started falling off

of their decaying bodies

then Taz started to

freak the hell out

by a bunny rabbit

dressed as a honey-badger

with big gnarly teeth

the better to eat you